I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
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- Simon Viavant
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I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
For a long time I wondered why anyone would want to raise one of these little cretins, I figured the human race must survive by accidents.
So I've been with my 7 year old cousin the past few days and I realized why. Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Block towers really are amazing, you can get hours of entertainment with a few wooden blocks.
So I've been with my 7 year old cousin the past few days and I realized why. Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Block towers really are amazing, you can get hours of entertainment with a few wooden blocks.
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stoutdude04
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
I am a 24 year old teacher...and during the summer I teach(babysit) 16-18 five to twelve year olds. I love every minute of it.
Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
stoutdude04 wrote:I am a 24 year old teacher...and during the summer I teach(babysit) 16-18 five to twelve year olds. I love every minute of it.
You sir (or maam) are a glutton for punishment. <grin>
And you have way more energy than I, I suspect.
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BoganGod
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Kids rock! Though there is an important point to ponder, someone elses kids are much better, I love my niece and nephew, as I can have heaps of fun with them, fill them full of sugar, wind them up by running around the beach chasing seagulls, build cubby houses, etc. Then I can hand them back to my sister 
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
BoganGod wrote:someone elses kids are much better

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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Kids are so non-judgmental, it's awesome. 
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john9blue wrote:Kids are so non-judgmental, it's awesome.
Having been dealing with teenagers at the high school level for some time, I find this statement utterly hilarious.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Woodruff wrote:Having been dealing with teenagers at the high school level for some time, I find this statement utterly hilarious.
Well, I mean grade school kids. Loss of innocence comes around 5th grade or so.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
john9blue wrote:Woodruff wrote:Having been dealing with teenagers at the high school level for some time, I find this statement utterly hilarious.
Well, I mean grade school kids. Loss of innocence comes around 5th grade or so.
Still utterly hilarious. Are you serious that they're non-judgemental? What kids are you hanging about?
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Simon Viavant wrote: Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Don't forget watching Veggie Tales and the Disney Channel.
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
and they are cute (2 months old)


- KoolBak
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Well done Pedro ;o)
Anti-kid people are funny....I love asking them how their parents felt aboot children.....dolts. lol
My kids are the light of my life, and give me ONE truly meaningful goal in life......to raise 2 people that have real shots at long, healthy, happy lives
Anti-kid people are funny....I love asking them how their parents felt aboot children.....dolts. lol
My kids are the light of my life, and give me ONE truly meaningful goal in life......to raise 2 people that have real shots at long, healthy, happy lives
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Wait till you have Grandchildren. Then it gets really interesting as you can team up with them against the common foe, their parents.
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Pedronicus wrote:and they are cute (2 months old)
Self-defense. If they weren't they'd get eaten immediately.
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MeDeFe wrote:Self-defense. If they weren't they'd get eaten immediately.

natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
john9blue wrote:Woodruff wrote:Having been dealing with teenagers at the high school level for some time, I find this statement utterly hilarious.
Well, I mean grade school kids. Loss of innocence comes around 5th grade or so.
Unless of course they knew Michael Jackson....

Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Pedronicus wrote:and they are cute (2 months old)
But then they grow up.......
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- firsal901
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
im a kid myself,
around 9-15 yrs old (U SEE MY MOM WONT LET ME SAY MY AGE)
AND ITS LOTS FUN
but these days, pc games take over wooden blocks
any of u know DOTA ,its the most popular game in school
around 9-15 yrs old (U SEE MY MOM WONT LET ME SAY MY AGE)
AND ITS LOTS FUN
but these days, pc games take over wooden blocks
any of u know DOTA ,its the most popular game in school
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stoutdude04
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Elmo...go play outside.
Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Simon Viavant wrote:For a long time I wondered why anyone would want to raise one of these little cretins, I figured the human race must survive by accidents.
So I've been with my 7 year old cousin the past few days and I realized why. Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Block towers really are amazing, you can get hours of entertainment with a few wooden blocks.
Actually, I liked legos so much I more or less started a business that let me do just about that everyday, but on a different scale.
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- Simon Viavant
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
daddy1gringo wrote:Simon Viavant wrote: Having a little kid around gives you an excuse to do all the things you're normally not allowed to do anymore, like building block towers, playing with legos, etc.
Don't forget watching Veggie Tales and the Disney Channel.
That and reading Calvin and Hobbes and playing on the the monkey bars and yadda yadda.
The list could go on a long ways.
aka 9Elmo9199 wrote:im a kid myself,
around 9-15 yrs old (U SEE MY MOM WONT LET ME SAY MY AGE)
Remember Them
Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Simon Viavant wrote:That and reading Calvin and Hobbes and playing on the the monkey bars and yadda yadda.
The list could go on a long ways.
I still read that comic...
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
Given that Armageddon is fast approaching it is important to remember that children are a cheap , convenient and nutricious food source....anybody seen comic 
- firsal901
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Re: I finally realized why someone would want to have a kid
not a good food source
but id LOVE to play outside
and play basketball(u see its the most popoular sport in the philippines)
and thats were i live
and we often play "Tamang Bata" in school
we use a ball
one team throws the ball trying to hit the other team
when all the players are hit on 1 team, they will be the one to throw the ball
try it, its lots of fun
im a expert at dodging
but id LOVE to play outside
and play basketball(u see its the most popoular sport in the philippines)
and thats were i live
and we often play "Tamang Bata" in school
we use a ball
one team throws the ball trying to hit the other team
when all the players are hit on 1 team, they will be the one to throw the ball
try it, its lots of fun
im a expert at dodging

