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OK , i will start....

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your awful personality, equalled only by the continued disintegration of your mediocre looks, must happily beckon the onset of your demise.
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your condition is only terminal in 100% of recorded cases
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Life has no cure and is always fatal.
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Morbid stuff deals with death.
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Curly Howard: "The morbid the merrier."


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in the grave yard late at night
i don't go for the fright
i take my shovel dig 6 feet down
i dress that corpse in an old fancy gown
and dance and dance till pants get tight
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I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them
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a dead baby

Oh sorry, I thought this was the "Say something funny" thread. Carry on.
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what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?
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oVo wrote:what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?


you can't use a pitchfork on bowling balls

what has 7 limbs and runs around my backyard
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To unload the truck...

I dunno... what has 7 limbs and runs around your back yard?
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my dog carrying most of your dead baby
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What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.
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i was wondering where i got those
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Martin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.


Are you sure it's not an ent?
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theusual1 wrote:
Martin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.


Are you sure it's not an ent?


Could be, but that's not as funny.
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dry hump a stump?

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something morbid.

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Votanic wrote:something morbid.

Reads directions, wins.
There are no directions! The OP of this thread obviously wanted people to wander around directionless.

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