Americans are fat stupid people that eat fatty foods

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mayby he lives in america he doesn't have to be an american
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bigbobtheomega wrote:Americans are stupid (maybe)... Americans are fat (depending where you look). Well Americans on average preform (are dumber) way below par which is set around the world. But who owns a Microsoft computer or an apple computer. do any of you... Now who created those I wonder... Now Americans are fat well I am in LA and that is not really the place to be to see fat people. and besides who is fat. I am 201 lbs. Am I fat? (I can bench over 200 lbs and can squat 300 lbs) so am I fat. People that are fat normally it is because they are competing and taking over. So welcome to the new age. Where fat people rule the world.


Wow. Have the writing skills gone downhill in LA or what? You need to quit watching so many movies, Omega Man. Put down that issue of People. You typed around a hundred words, and made a whopping twenty-six errors! I don't know if you're fat or not; if you can lift what you say you can, it could go either way. However, we're on the internets, so you're probably understating it by about 15 lbs.

So, my conclusion: In attempting to provide a thoughtful response to the topic, you have only unwittingly supported it.

I award you no points, and may God have Mercy on your Soul.

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^ maybe hes so fat he hits two different keys when trying to type?
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flashleg8 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Well, ya got 1 thing right. I love fatty foods! Deep fried is the way to go!


Come to Scotland!

Deep fried fish
Deep fried hamburgers
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Even the world famous...
Deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar in batter...deep fried)

And yes we have that highest heart disease rate in Europe.


you forgot deep fried cigarettes
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And Deep Fried Beer.
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Kegs or bottles?
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Bottles.
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Titanic wrote:Bottles.


They are crunchier that way and really hold the fat better. Any other Americans like Lard Pancakes?
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flashleg8 wrote:Deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar in batter...deep fried)


They were so nice when i tried them..in chester
looked at the menu thinking erggh..got to have 1
it was sickly
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Americans can still kick all your asses!
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Quote: "Americans are stupid: They sue gun companies when someone gets shot, they sue fast food chains when they order hot coffee and then spill it on themselves, they sue prisons when they don't get the crunchy peanut butter."

and they sue people when they break in and hurt themselves falling through the window.
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mikecanswim wrote:Quote: "Americans are stupid: They sue gun companies when someone gets shot, they sue fast food chains when they order hot coffee and then spill it on themselves, they sue prisons when they don't get the crunchy peanut butter."

and they sue people when they break in and hurt themselves falling through the window.



oh man. lol. I agree with that part.
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Ohhh.... I love bacon cheeseburgers, McChicken, Coke, Large Fries... I could go on! Oh I'm American, but i only weight 120 lbs. im 17, i eat fast food almost religiously, im hung like a horse, and i am very intelligent so IM the exception to fat ass America!
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BladeRazor wrote:Oh I'm American, but i only weight 120 lbs. im 17,



I won! I won! I'm 19 and weigh 120 lbs.
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todayiscrazy wrote::lol:


You are so noob... don't you know this kinda stuff goes in the Flame forum.. I am surprised the mods haven't moved it.. if your gonna start a thread like this put it where it belongs or go away!!!

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juggernaut man wrote:
BladeRazor wrote:Oh I'm American, but i only weight 120 lbs. im 17,



I won! I won! I'm 19 and weigh 120 lbs.


Please, people! Remember you have a sizeable British audience reading! What on Earth is 120lbs in stones? I only learned my times table up to 12, so I am incapable of dividing by 14.
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Or get the fck outta imperial, and use metric! :D
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Stopper wrote:
juggernaut man wrote:
BladeRazor wrote:Oh I'm American, but i only weight 120 lbs. im 17,



I won! I won! I'm 19 and weigh 120 lbs.


Please, people! Remember you have a sizeable British audience reading! What on Earth is 120lbs in stones? I only learned my times table up to 12, so I am incapable of dividing by 14.


Can you divide by 7, then by 2? :wink:

I make it about 8 1/2 stone.
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say what you want but we willls till be the greatest country on earth
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Blueoctober wrote:say what you want but we willls till be the greatest country on earth

Only once you've nuked the rest of us. :roll:
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Post by juggernaut man »

Stopper wrote: so I am incapable of dividing by 14.




You don't even know how to divide by 14. :lol:
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juggernaut man wrote:
Stopper wrote: so I am incapable of dividing by 14.




You don't even know how to divide by 14. :lol:


I have to take off one of my shoes to be able to divide by 14!
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I typically use a calculator...
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BladeRazor wrote:I typically use a calculator...


A DEEP FRIED calculator!

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mmm, I think plastic may not be very healthy, but its the chips that make it crunchy! :D
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