Reasons why I'm cool
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Reasons why I'm cool
I post looking for attention - cool people do that.
I post deliberately provocative political views - cool people do that.
I look down on others - cool people do that.
I know all the in-jokes - cool people know them.
I accuse people of being multis - cool people do that.
I'm an atheist - cool people are that.
Any other reasons why I'm cool? I'm too cool to list them all here...
I post deliberately provocative political views - cool people do that.
I look down on others - cool people do that.
I know all the in-jokes - cool people know them.
I accuse people of being multis - cool people do that.
I'm an atheist - cool people are that.
Any other reasons why I'm cool? I'm too cool to list them all here...
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
The debate is over.
Skittles win over M&Ms.
Smarties are the evil twin.
Don't put beans up your nose.
Skittles win over M&Ms.
Smarties are the evil twin.
Don't put beans up your nose.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Dammit...
~takes beans out of nostril~
I thought it was in.
E.
~takes beans out of nostril~
I thought it was in.
E.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
I'm cool because I live in a refridgerator.
Ps. I'm also cool because I can spell the word "refridgerator".
Ps. I'm also cool because I can spell the word "refridgerator".

- thegreekdog
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
I play trivia games against people online when im not posting on here sometimes, so I think there is at least one more way in which you can avoid being cool.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
It's hip to be square, idiots.


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got tonkaed wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
I play trivia games against people online when im not posting on here sometimes, so I think there is at least one more way in which you can avoid being cool.
It does help, but I don't think it's necessary. So long as you play Conquerclub and post in the fora, you're as uncool as they come.
In a related note, my wife, who is apparently cool, was recently informed of my Conquerclub activities. She continues to bust my chops about it.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
OMG my score is totally 1337 i kid you not
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
thegreekdog wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
...and elvish
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- thegreekdog
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
...and elvish
Only Tolkien's elvish though.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
I feel like it is someone's duty to create the parallel topic "Reasons why I'm uncool" now.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
You guys think you're like way cool for being uncool - well think again busters, it's not cool being uncool, it's just... uncool
I feign indifference when someone slights me - cool people do that.
I feign indifference when someone slights me - cool people do that.
- natty dread
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
I feign indifference when someone slights me - cool people do that.
No, cool people come up with a "witty" comeback in a microsecond. Then again, what is really uncool is to take your time and then come up with the response...
Although, with the delayed communication of internet forums, it's hard to tell these two apart. That's why it's so easy for uncool people to pretend to be cool on web forums.

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spurgistan
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Question.
So, I play CC, and post in the fora (well, mostly this one. Not quite cool enough for the other ones) I got several of my friends to play this game. Here's the question - who's cooler? They did not play for a while while I played, so they were cooler than I. But what sort of cool person does what an uncool person tells him? Chicken and the egg. Ipso Facto.
So, I play CC, and post in the fora (well, mostly this one. Not quite cool enough for the other ones) I got several of my friends to play this game. Here's the question - who's cooler? They did not play for a while while I played, so they were cooler than I. But what sort of cool person does what an uncool person tells him? Chicken and the egg. Ipso Facto.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
spurgistan wrote:Question.
So, I play CC, and post in the fora (well, mostly this one. Not quite cool enough for the other ones) I got several of my friends to play this game. Here's the question - who's cooler? They did not play for a while while I played, so they were cooler than I. But what sort of cool person does what an uncool person tells him? Chicken and the egg. Ipso Facto.
I'd say they're cooler cuz they're most likely not as lame as you.
OH (<---- that's cool)
And I said "cuz" because that's cool.
And I insulted you--in a bad way. ---that's also cool.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Indeed I deliberately mispell wurdz - cool people do that
I often don't acknowledge people's responses to my posts - cool people do that.
I often don't acknowledge people's responses to my posts - cool people do that.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
I did convince some people in the bar last night that I was like the coolest guy ever. I had some very convincing arguments that I cannot remember now.
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Re: Reasons why I'm cool
safariguy5 wrote:I posted in this thread. Therefore I am cool.
You were, until you told us you were, no-one who is says they are, they just are, as soon as you say you are, you aren't. In sum, you were, but you're not, though you still can be.



