This Glass [POLL]

[natty dread]

We could get along infinitely well...
If your puny minds could comprehend infinity.

In Soviet Russia, infinity comprehends you!!

[skeletonboy]

We could get along infinitely well...
If your puny minds could comprehend infinity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity

[jonesthecurl]

Pūrṇam adaḥ pūrṇam idam
Pūrṇāt pūrṇam udacyate
Pūrṇasya pūrṇam ādāya
Pūrṇam evāvasiṣyate.

[hecter]

Pūrṇam adaḥ pūrṇam idam
Pūrṇāt pūrṇam udacyate
Pūrṇasya pūrṇam ādāya
Pūrṇam evāvasiṣyate.

I'd pūrṇam your udacyate all evāvasiṣyate long, baby!

[Woodruff]

Well, I just reconfigured the array to detect water particles, and I'm getting a reading of 0.499999...

.49999999...=1 you artard.

Uh...

[vodean]

Well, I just reconfigured the array to detect water particles, and I'm getting a reading of 0.499999...

your not a mando. you dont get a HUD...
not one that would tell you that, anyway.

[jonesthecurl]

Your reply is illogical - I used my tricorder. I know not this "mando" of which you speak.

[snufkin]

these numerical problems you have come from an Indian invention imported by the muslims to confuse western society..

You must immediately stop counting and measuring things or they have won the war!

The glass is 52% water and the rest is filled to the brim with evil djinns and hindu demons.
They want our brains to rot.. the hindu/muslim conspiracy will succeed if we don´t stop now!

[jonesthecurl]

You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.

[daddy1gringo]

Unless it has been specifically measured, it is unlikely to be at precisely 50% capacity.

Good catch, but an easy fix. He just has to add "approximately" to choice 3.

Supposedly the pessimist says "half empty." Hah! They know nothing. I know a guy who answers "probably poisoned."

[hecter]

Satisfied? Sheesh...

[Woodruff]

Unless it has been specifically measured, it is unlikely to be at precisely 50% capacity.

Good catch, but an easy fix. He just has to add "approximately" to choice 3.

Supposedly the pessimist says "half empty." Hah! They know nothing. I know a guy who answers "probably poisoned."

Ha...that answer rocks.

[snufkin]

You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.

I know they are different but they have both been using evil sorcery like al jabr and the concept of zero against us westerners. They have been planting this virus into our society since the first millenium anno domino.
..adding and substracting back and forth for eternity, values cancelling each other out and making us think about things that do not exist.. soon when our glorious western civilisation has reached total confusion they will take over.
We must start using letters for counting again before it´s too late!
Fill the glass quickly so that the shrewd mathematical genies have no room and must leave.

No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.
You may have seen that nowadays they even use these asian symbols of satan in the Good book! The end is near in this year of MMX

nothing less than the full glass will do

[neanderpaul14]

Some people will look at half a can of beer and see it as half empty while others will look at it and see it as half full, I on the other hand will look at it and see it as halfway towards my next beer.

[jonesthecurl]

You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.

I know they are different but they have both been using evil sorcery like al jabr and the concept of zero against us westerners. They have been planting this virus into our society since the first millenium anno domino.
..adding and substracting back and forth for eternity, values cancelling each other out and making us think about things that do not exist.. soon when our glorious western civilisation has reached total confusion they will take over.
We must start using letters for counting again before it´s too late!
Fill the glass quickly so that the shrewd mathematical genies have no room and must leave.

No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.
You may have seen that nowadays they even use these asian symbols of satan in the Good book! The end is near in this year of MMX

nothing less than the full glass will do

Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.

[Woodruff]

No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.

Well...I'm certainly in favor of more XXX movies.

[mpjh]

It is empty. The liquid was photo-shopped in.

[snufkin]

Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.

my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.

[Titanic]

Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.

my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.

Didn't we end up building armies and conquering them?

[vodean]

Your reply is illogical - I used my tricorder. I know not this "mando" of which you speak.

i know not of this tricorder of which you speak.
Mando-mandalorian

Boba Fett is a famous example of a mando.

[Woodruff]

Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.

my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.

Didn't we end up building armies and conquering them?

But we counted them first, thus slowing our progression immensely.