There are some good bumper stickers out there! If you have a good one list it here.
" SAVE GAS..... Fart in a Jar "
" WORK HARDER.... Millions On Welfare Depend On You "
" I'm Not Tailgating.... I'm Drafting"
" If You Can Read This... Get Off My A$$ "
" Keep Honking ... I'm Reloading "
List of bumper stickers
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List of bumper stickers
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vtmarik
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Here's a few more:
"I'm sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"Beware."
"Social Engineering Specialist, because there is no patch for human stupidity."
"Powered by Infinite Improbability Drive."
"If you can't work the turn signal, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the vehicle"
"FNORD."
"I'm sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"Beware."
"Social Engineering Specialist, because there is no patch for human stupidity."
"Powered by Infinite Improbability Drive."
"If you can't work the turn signal, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the vehicle"
"FNORD."
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KoolBak
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On my truck....
HONK TO SEE FINGER
CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS
On one of my bikes...
I'D RATHER HAVE A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A HONDA
I actually own 4 hondas...but it's a funny sticker!
HONK TO SEE FINGER
CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS
On one of my bikes...
I'D RATHER HAVE A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A HONDA
I actually own 4 hondas...but it's a funny sticker!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
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thegrimsleeper
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The best one I ever saw was a little cartoon image of a screw... just large enough to cover the [heart] on those stickers that say "I [heart] my Shetland Pony"
"I [heart] my Rodesian Ridgeback"
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"I [screw] my Golden Retriever"
I bought a whole pack of them... and I've only gotten a chance to use one because nobody ever really buys those bumper stickers anymore...
"I [heart] my Rodesian Ridgeback"
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"I [screw] my Golden Retriever"
I bought a whole pack of them... and I've only gotten a chance to use one because nobody ever really buys those bumper stickers anymore...
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gloryordeath
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FarmerGirl
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its not a bumper sticker but it reminded me of a joke
one day a lady was driving in her car and she stopped at red light when the light turned green the car in front of her didnt move so she started yelling and dropping the f bomb all that good stuff well a police man driving by saw this so he stopped and had her get out of the vehicle and had her give him all her information he then ended up bringing her to the police station finally when it was over he let her go home but before she left she asked him why he went through so much trouble and he said that he saw that on the back of her car she had a religious fish deal and a bumper sticker that said mother of a honor student so he just assummed that since she was behaving so badly the car must have been stolen
one day a lady was driving in her car and she stopped at red light when the light turned green the car in front of her didnt move so she started yelling and dropping the f bomb all that good stuff well a police man driving by saw this so he stopped and had her get out of the vehicle and had her give him all her information he then ended up bringing her to the police station finally when it was over he let her go home but before she left she asked him why he went through so much trouble and he said that he saw that on the back of her car she had a religious fish deal and a bumper sticker that said mother of a honor student so he just assummed that since she was behaving so badly the car must have been stolen
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vtmarik
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MrConfigT wrote:FNORD
tis been a while for that one
where'd that comefrom again?
Why Discordia of course!
http://www.poee.org/documents/unknown/Fnord.htm
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vtmarik
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"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
"Born right the first time"
"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
"Born right the first time"
"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
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vtmarik wrote:"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
"Born right the first time"
"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
I love the Scottish one.. The Gretsky one and the born again two belly buttons lol
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