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random surprise penis thread.

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wonder whats on your mind :)
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i wont post any of my pics.
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:oops:
Cannot believe I even came in here.


#-o
EDIT: I mean that I entered this thread.


#-o
EDIT-EDIT: I mean that I checked this out.


#-o
EDIT-EDIT-EDIT: That I clicked the link, and looked at Tisha's post.
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SON-OF-A-B*TCH!

BY "POST" I DID NOT MEAN PENIS!
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#1_stunna wrote:i wont post any of my pics.


Well I will.
mrswdk is a ho
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Juan_Bottom wrote:SON-OF-A-B*TCH!

BY "POST" I DID NOT MEAN PENIS!


Juan, is that thing on your avi "Free Willy"?
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I feel... Freudian.
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Winner of the Honibaz Thread of the Month award.


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That Jesus Christ light switch cover is one of the creepiest things I have ever fucking seen.......


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Sort of feel like it's the x-rated version of "Where's Waldo?"
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alex951 wrote:wonder whats on your mind :)


The same thing is on your mind ;)
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8===D~~
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Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth into.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006

This link is the best way to make new players feel welcome...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006
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Queen_Herpes wrote:Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth into.


I hope not literally! :roll:
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jrl332005 wrote:
Queen_Herpes wrote:Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth into.


I hope not literally! :roll:


I hope diferent :lol:
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I should post a vagina instead...Ahh well.
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balls even
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cyrenius wrote:
jrl332005 wrote:
Queen_Herpes wrote:Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth into.


I hope not literally! :roll:


I hope diferent :lol:


Do you have any idea how much that would hurt!?!?!?!? :shock: :?
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SURPRISE!!!

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and guess what.. my dick has been itchy today [-(

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No wonder the Vikings were so damn nasty.... they ARE a bunch of pricks!






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