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hockeycapn
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It went a little something like this:
One day our poor cute innocent high was walking down the road not a care in the world.
Then he met woman.
A few days later he was depressed.
And let that be a lesson to you all.
One day our poor cute innocent high was walking down the road not a care in the world.
Then he met woman.
A few days later he was depressed.
And let that be a lesson to you all.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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KoolBak
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Speaking of qeee (and his female phobia), I just read that the Dept of Enterprise, Trade and Investment in Belfast, Ireland outlawed the term "Brainstorm" and has replaced it with "Thoughtshower" since the former may be considered offensive to some folks with brain injuries......
And I thought Ireland was a fun place of leprechauns and beer...damn. Maybe thats where Song-LiuWen is from.....
And I thought Ireland was a fun place of leprechauns and beer...damn. Maybe thats where Song-LiuWen is from.....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
Wow Kool, that was so relevant it was... leprechauns.
But anyway Is that true?
Also Belfast is technically Northern Ireland, a different state.
Back to perhaps the most interesting thing said this thread:
...discuss.
But anyway Is that true?
Also Belfast is technically Northern Ireland, a different state.
Back to perhaps the most interesting thing said this thread:
Because they see emotions as a valid excuse for something. While Men rely more on reason.
...discuss.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
wacicha wrote:no you don't his lovly lady is addicted to sims and thinks he spends to much time with us, so she can't get on the computer till she gets him off--- How is kylie today high
well if she wants to get me off ill get off the computer..
but if i remember corectally i wasent even ranting about her it was awhile back and somebody else ago 
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Kernal_Kronic
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This is why women are "different"
THE CREATION OF WOMAN...
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God, 'Lord, I have a problem.'
'What's the problem, Adam?', God replies.
'Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy'
'Why is that, Adam?', comes the reply from the heavens.
'Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.'
'Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you.'
'What's a 'woman', Lord?'
'This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.
Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.', replies the heavenly voice.
'Sounds great.'
'She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.'
'How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?', Adam replies.
'She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your
left testicle.'
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, 'Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?'
The rest, as they say, is history.
THE CREATION OF WOMAN...
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God, 'Lord, I have a problem.'
'What's the problem, Adam?', God replies.
'Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy'
'Why is that, Adam?', comes the reply from the heavens.
'Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.'
'Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you.'
'What's a 'woman', Lord?'
'This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.
Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.', replies the heavenly voice.
'Sounds great.'
'She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.'
'How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?', Adam replies.
'She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your
left testicle.'
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, 'Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?'
The rest, as they say, is history.
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areyouincahoots
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