Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less
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Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less
Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat
Last edited by Blobby on Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
I get fucked by a cook every morning. And then he makes me pancakes!
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Pounding the round 1 assault button appears to work for him about 16% of the time. I've had peeps pull that before and it actually worked for one of them. That isn't strategy - FOE the guy. I just did.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
I've faced this guy before and he usually just attacks until he's all ones across the board. Most of the time it doesn't work, but you got that rare time it does...
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
It happens.
No reason to start a thread to complain about.
No reason to start a thread to complain about.

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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
I understand you beeing angry about that, but your rank (record) shows that you do not rely on luck, and his rank shows, that luck is his only chance! So pity the poor cook!
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
A 5 Round & 8 Round split. Did he use the same tactic in both games?
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
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10 > 7
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Blobby wrote:Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 1675072
10 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I blanked on the name.

Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Master Fenrir wrote:trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 1675072
10 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.
I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Thanks for the support and critics, I do apologise for the swearing, I was just so gob smacked & believe it or not, I was even laughing after his first time in utter amazement.
Army of God,
good one
White Moose, You're right in a way, but it wasn't so much complaint, but to share the incredibility of it.
Janomike, Good point
oVo, I think he tried but it didn't work the second time, thank god, if it had I'd take up knitting!
trapyoung
Unbelievable!
Army of God,
White Moose, You're right in a way, but it wasn't so much complaint, but to share the incredibility of it.
Janomike, Good point
oVo, I think he tried but it didn't work the second time, thank god, if it had I'd take up knitting!
trapyoung

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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Bones2484 wrote:I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.
I just audibly snorted and coworkers are looking at me funny. Well played.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less
Foxglove wrote:Master Fenrir wrote:trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 1675072
10 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.
I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.
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Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less
Yowza, that is a good beatdown. I'm not sure which is my worst (in the sense of getting beat) or my best (in the sense of beating someone way above my rank)...Hm, I'll have to look into it sometime.
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Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less
FAMO is the only thing you can do. Although if I were you I'd let him join more games maybe even send a couple of invites because that is one poor strategy.