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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
I just had another opponent drop with Foxy!!
Someone is gonna get a beatdown!!
Someone is gonna get a beatdown!!
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
chapcrap wrote:I just had another opponent drop with Foxy!!
Someone is gonna get a beatdown!!
either sully messed up the xml for the third time or the turtle hasn't uploaded the files even though it's been 2 weeks since tnb sent them.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
I just did a quick look over of the XML, and Foxy is correct:

So which means that the turtle is really being slow to upload the new file.

So which means that the turtle is really being slow to upload the new file.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
thanks isaiah.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Just asked Andy to give the turtle a little nudge. Hopefully it will be uploaded soon.
Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
isaiah40 wrote:Just asked Andy to give the turtle a little nudge. Hopefully it will be uploaded soon.
If that doesn't work, I'm calling in someone to get the turtle moving.

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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
No, no, it's fine, I could use a beating.
I mean, uhhh...what?
-Sully
I mean, uhhh...what?
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Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
chapcrap wrote:isaiah40 wrote:Just asked Andy to give the turtle a little nudge. Hopefully it will be uploaded soon.
If that doesn't work, I'm calling in someone to get the turtle moving.
Heard from the turtle that he plans on uploading tomorrow, or was that the turtles tomorrow which is really 2 days from now?? IDK, but he did tell me tomorrow
Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
isaiah40 wrote:chapcrap wrote:isaiah40 wrote:Just asked Andy to give the turtle a little nudge. Hopefully it will be uploaded soon.
If that doesn't work, I'm calling in someone to get the turtle moving.
Heard from the turtle that he plans on uploading tomorrow, or was that the turtles tomorrow which is really 2 days from now?? IDK, but he did tell me tomorrow
I'll give him 7.5 hours before I call Shredder.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
The map was updated! 
Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
thenobodies80 wrote:The map was updated!
Just before I made the call to Shredder too. Lucky turtle...
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
What does "Hold 6" mean? Finish turn on 6 toys and win or start turn on 6 toys and win?
Guess I'll find out now ...
Guess I'll find out now ...
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
BadgerJelly wrote:What does "Hold 6" mean? Finish turn on 6 toys and win or start turn on 6 toys and win?
Guess I'll find out now ...
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Victory Conditions / Map Objectives
Some maps have 'victory' objectives, which you must conquer and hold for one round to win the game. If you are holding an objective, you will win the game at the moment you press the "Begin Turn" button, even in assassin and terminator games (think of this as the ultimate zone bonus). In team games, as with bonuses, the objective must be held by a single player.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Good job DiM! I played it and won. That secret hidden bombing passageway that no one knows about really helped.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Is there a reason Octi's region is only +4, while Quacky's is +5? They both border 4 other regions, and Octi has 9 territories to Quacky's 8 (which appears to balance out the 4 in Quacky's that border something else, to Octi's 3).
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Winged Cat wrote:Is there a reason Octi's region is only +4, while Quacky's is +5? They both border 4 other regions, and Octi has 9 territories to Quacky's 8 (which appears to balance out the 4 in Quacky's that border something else, to Octi's 3).
quacky's patch has 8 terits 4 borders 7 terits that can attack those borders
octi has 9 terits 3 borders and 4 terits that can attack those borders
so quacky has more borders and can be attacked from more places while octi has less borders and can be attacked from less places.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
I just noticed this...can Bill or Billy be changed to something else? I almost misdeployed. 

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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Gilligan wrote:I just noticed this...can Bill or Billy be changed to something else? I almost misdeployed.
here you go:
large: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-L-2.png
[bigimg]http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-L-2.png[/bigimg]
small: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-S-2.png
[bigimg]http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-S-2.png[/bigimg]
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Gilligan wrote:I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?
what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.
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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
DiM wrote:Gilligan wrote:I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?
what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.![]()
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.
I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick.

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Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
Gilligan wrote:DiM wrote:Gilligan wrote:I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?
what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.![]()
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.
I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick.I can never know with you, DiM!
i was actually surprised i didn't use this name from the start. it's one of the funniest english names.
if people think it's offensive i can change it but i doubt it will be necessary
“In the beginning God said, the four-dimensional divergence of an antisymmetric, second rank tensor equals zero, and there was light, and it was good. And on the seventh day he rested.”- Michio Kaku
Re: Patch Wars [08.Jan.12] - V12 - p1&14
DiM wrote:Gilligan wrote:DiM wrote:Gilligan wrote:I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?
what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.![]()
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.
I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick.I can never know with you, DiM!
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i was actually surprised i didn't use this name from the start. it's one of the funniest english names.
if people think it's offensive i can change it but i doubt it will be necessary
I think there's another territory named Dick somewhere...
It's more of a nickname than a birth name.
EDIT: It's US Senate

