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Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.
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xeno wrote:Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.


that's what ugly people say
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If Neoteny is going uncontested after saying he own a Matserati, I'm going to say I own a Ferrari and nobody can't say I don't.


I was driving my Ferrari today at 100 mph.
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That was me that passed you in the Viper going 160
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i think i saw both of you while passing over the area in my learjet
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I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.
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Neoteny wrote:I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.


btw, I need that back at my space hotel by noon tomorrow.
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I can just fly everywhere
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My cryogenically frozen butler just came back from the future with my new teleporter.
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OK, everyone who turned this thread from a Beautiful People thread to a Star Trek Convention thread, specifically ...

- Neoteny
- Haggis McMutton
- Army of God
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you are NOT beautiful
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No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!
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BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!


You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!
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Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?
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saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!


You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!


NEVER! Everyone's tired of you and your prissy face, shouting at people to stop enjoying their Star Trek mobiles and instead GTFO.

Enough is enough. Just face it. You're. Not. Beautiful.
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Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?
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saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


But it wasn't love at first sight! It needs to be perfect!
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saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.
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Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Would I pass inspection Saxi? ;)
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I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).
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Army of GOD wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.


Whatever - don't pretend you wouldn't hit that shit.
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we both know that they would; don't even bother trying to get them to admit it
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Why use a wig when a paper bag will work far more effectively?
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Neoteny wrote:I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).


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I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?
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Symmetry wrote:I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?


A little less than half of you, man. I'll show you the line:

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Starting left to right, up to down, number them. Now, I'll give you the numbers:

4, 5, 9, 22
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