Pig Renters [Competitive] [Selective Recruiting]

[Gunn217]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

[Leehar]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

He still beat you to it

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

So it's not "toker for life"?

[tkr4lf]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

[WILLIAMS5232]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

He still beat you to it

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

So it's not "toker for life"?

oh, i guess since i'm not into druggy things i didn't catch that.
i always just assumed that it was ralph or something. i've seen people use a 4 for an a when the a was taken.
but toke away kind sir. i'm all for people enjoying themselves.

[WILLIAMS5232]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit

[tkr4lf]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit

That made me literally lol.

[Gunn217]

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit

[Swimmerdude99]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit

Silly wabit

[QoH]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit

Silly wabit

Trix are for kids!

[tkr4lf]

Well, doesn't look like they've been welcomed yet in public, so let me be the first to say, Welcome to cookie0117 and PereiroSaus, the newest Pigs!

[Gunn217]

I'm stupid. Sorry for that.

Yes, Pyro and Cookie, along with tk, are a welcome site to the swine. Good news for us, bad news for the rest of CC.

[Gunn217]

The PIGs will now make some waves of our own, in our on slop of course!!

We'd like to announce some new additions

[player]Ickyketseddie[/player]
[player]Arya[/player]
[player]mr. CD[/player]

Eat that, Benga!

[benga]

The PIGs will now make some waves of our own, in our on slop of course!!

We'd like to announce some new additions

[player]Ickyketseddie[/player]
[player]Arya[/player]
[player]mr. CD[/player]

Eat that, Benga!

OMG what have you done to Regiment!!!

Seems like pork all around

[Ickyketseddie]

Oink!

Thanks for having us! Looking forward to getting stuck in!

[Agent 86]

Bye bye Regiment, wish you all the best guys with your new clan.

86

[Dibbler]

Sad to see the 1st Reg lose some great players but stoked they chose us! Welcome aboard eddie, CD and Arya.

[tkr4lf]

Welcome guys, great to have you!

[mr. CD]

Thanks for having us, very much looking forward to my time here.

[padsta]

looking forward to rolling in the mud with you guys

a lot more people will be getting rented with these new additions


welcome

[padsta]

welcome [player]jigger1986[/player] to the sty

[jghost7]

welcome [player]jigger1986[/player] to the sty

Congrats to you and your new team.


Thanks,

J

[betiko]

welcome [player]jigger1986[/player] to the sty

best of luck there bud!

[grifftron]

congrats on jigger... top of the line player right there.

[BigFuzzyBunny]

I would like to join. I have played with Coconutt many times.... also I like to drink beer while watching Lonesome Dove.

[BoganGod]

Pig Renters

We are proud to announce the formation of [i]CC's most ambitious new clan, Pig Renters.[/i]

We sit now with a record of 5-1...notching wins against top 20 Devil's Brigade and #5 ranked Agents of Chaos. Entrance into the hallowed boards of the sty is getting much more selective.

Conditions for joining

1)The one clan rule will be enforced
2)Willingness to be a team player and past success doing so.
3)Success on a variety of boards recommended
4)Being addicted to this game to the point of putting personal relationships and livelihood at risk would definitely help you fit in with the group
5 Must be active in the Pig Renter forum.
6)Team game experience. Team game experience. Team game experience. (that's not on doodle earth)


Clan Goals:

As stated previously, our goals are intensely ambitious. We plan on consuming more beer while taking our turns than FOED, and we aspire to think more of our own abilities than THOTA. While these ridiculous heights seem nearly impossible to attain, we believe in setting our sights high.

Who we are hoping to recruit:

1)Drinkers of beer
2)Lonesome Dove aficionados
3)Players of Rugby and those who delight in drinking from the great boot
4)Individuals who take the phrases "endless shrimp", "all you can drink", and "I don't think anyone's stupid enough to hit that giant guy" as challenges to their honor.
5)CC addicts who are looking for a clan or unhappy with the one they're in.

Why are we more than a social group? (i.e...what reason is there to believe that the Pig Renters will be competitive?)

First and foremost is our love of the game. We are relatively new to CC, but not new to the game. In college on Friday nights before rugby games, the four of us would gather amongst the long emptied pizza boxes and piles of Natural Light cans and engage in a spirited time around the ole board game. It was intense, but we made it through most games still speaking. Tempers could flair, fists were known to fly through walls, but those drywall skills have proved handy later in life.
With 29 tournament medals between us, we have proven in tournaments that we can compete with the very best in the clan world, and while we understand entering into a clan challenge is a huge step up from the tournament environment, we are ready to take on the challenge. (If we continue at this pace...by July of 2016 we will collectively overtake Highlander Attack for the all tournament titles lead...assuming he never wins another one.) Anyway...we want to give it a shot.

Co-Leaders (*) & Active Members

*[player]Ukberger[/player]
*[player]Gunn217[/player]
*[player]Coconutt[/player]
*[player]Alt1978[/player]
[player]jcrymal[/player]
[player]cpmucha[/player]
[player]WILLIAMS5232[/player]
[player]maximegousse[/player]
[player]Dibbler[/player]
[player]f.o.b.[/player]
[player]eggrollonedolla[/player]
[player]joe snuffy[/player]
[player]Sprinkles[/player]
[player]Padsta[/player]
[player]DogAlmighty[/player]
[player]bobafart[/player]
[player]lalalala777[/player]
[player]Beer Baron[/player]
[player]Conchobar[/player]
[player]IR1SH ACE[/player]
[player]rabid_rabbit[/player]

Pig Renter's Manifesto

1) We are strongly opposed to point hoarding.
2) We are addicted to the elegant violence of hitting the attack button.
3) We firmly believe that being drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to spend your life, but it's a hell of a way to spend Saturday.
4) We believe in marinades
5) We are resolved that pork is not the other white meat, but simply the most delectable...except for baby, the other, other white meat.
6)It is a great truth that In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
7) Not only is there no shame in going home with the hottest fat chick at the bar…it is usually a clearly stated objective.

Reckon you wrote this in the era of three little piggies, now you should be writing the boss hogg version. Update needed bacon boys.