BULLSHIT ALERT!

[HapSmo19]

Looks like our most-honorable secretary of state got a little dizzy from the shits and fell, suffering a bump to her lie-creator, just in time to need to be recovering at home during the time she would be testifying before congress on benghazi. Originally, the story was that she wasn't gonna be in town because she had an oh-so-important trip to north africa to take. "She had to cancel".
It's OK though. Families of dead Americans that actually serve the country don't really need to know the truth(not that this thing is capable of telling the truth anyway). And to come out with this bullshit the morning after 20 children are murdered....CLASSY!

[pimpdave]

Yes, it is unfortunate timing HapSmo19, our Secretary of State greatly wanted to testify on the events mentioned, but has been forced to delay by circumstances beyond her control. If this has happened at any other time, you could easily think of a conspiracy in which she was trying to avoid something. But that's just how busy our brilliant and lovely Secretary of State is... no matter what, if she misses a day, something important will have happened.

[HapSmo19]

You are genuinely retarded, aren't you?

[HapSmo19]

She could put this to bed by releasing photos of her injuries and being examined, on camera, by a slew of reputable physicians, two days before she's supposed to testify.
I'd even consider it a win-win if she faked it. She wins cuz she won't have to testify and WE win because someone will have to crack her over the head with something before she gets her head examined.

[Symmetry]

Ah, conspiracy theories are fun.

[GabonX]

You are genuinely retarded, aren't you?

No, they just don't care that this administration's incompetence literally gets people killed.

It's more important to them that we have a pro-union Robin Hood-esque president than an administration that can actually fix our problems and run the country sustainably.

She could put this to bed by releasing photos of her injuries and being examined, on camera, by a slew of reputable physicians, two days before she's supposed to testify.
I'd even consider it a win-win if she faked it. She wins cuz she won't have to testify and WE win because someone will have to crack her over the head with something before sh gets her head examined.

Even if there was a legitimate reason why she couldn't testify now it should be a priority for her to testify. The problem is that we have a split congress, and the democrats have no motive to uncover that our ambassador died because administration officials didn't want to jeopardize the reelection campaign by authorizing a botched US maneuver.

In all likeliness our ambassador died for the Obama administration's reelection efforts.

[Symmetry]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

[HapSmo19]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

Especially immensely stressful when you're full of shit.

[Symmetry]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

Especially immensely stressful when you're full of shit.

Are you basically saying that you think she won;t testify? Because all sources I've seen say that she will.

You are being a bit nutty on this, dude.

[GabonX]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

I imagine it weighs on her conscience knowing that there's American blood on her hands because she wanted to save her job.

If she's truly sick and that's the reason she's not testifying now, it should be no problem for her to testify later, right?

[Symmetry]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

I imagine it weighs on her conscience knowing that there's American blood on her hands because she wanted to save her job.

If she's truly sick and that's the reason she's not testifying now, it should be no problem for her to testify later, right?

Well, apart from your bullshit, it does look like she's going to testify, just not now. I'm not sure what your point is. Did you think that she was going to be forever ill?

Did you think that she was never going to report?

Did you think that she was faking illness?

[GabonX]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

I imagine it weighs on her conscience knowing that there's American blood on her hands because she wanted to save her job.

If she's truly sick and that's the reason she's not testifying now, it should be no problem for her to testify later, right?

Well, apart from your bullshit, it does look like she's going to testify, just not now. I'm not sure what your point is. Did you think that she was going to be forever ill?

Did you think that she was never going to report?

Did you think that she was faking illness?

I think the Obama administration issued a general directive to military, intelligence and diplomatic personnel to stand down and not cause trouble prior to the election. This directive caused people with the authority and resources to save Americans in Benghazi not to act, and now Secretary Clinton needs to take some time to get her story straight for the off chance that she does actually have to testify before Congress.

[Symmetry]

I get that there's a bit of dilemma for crazy conspiracists on this one. Hilary Clinton as some sort of demon who works to destroy America, vs the idea that she does nothing at all, and thus hurts America.

The sensible answer is that she got sick, in the way that non-saints and non-demons do when they have an immensely stressful job.

I imagine it weighs on her conscience knowing that there's American blood on her hands because she wanted to save her job.

If she's truly sick and that's the reason she's not testifying now, it should be no problem for her to testify later, right?

Well, apart from your bullshit, it does look like she's going to testify, just not now. I'm not sure what your point is. Did you think that she was going to be forever ill?

Did you think that she was never going to report?

Did you think that she was faking illness?

I think the Obama administration issued a general directive to military, intelligence and diplomatic personnel to stand down and not cause trouble prior to the election. This directive caused people with the authority and resources to save Americans in Benghazi not to act, and now Secretary Clinton needs to take some time to get her story straight for the off chance that she does actually have to testify before Congress.

I guess it's an interesting sounding conspiracy theory. It doesn't really stand up to rational analysis though, What questions do you think a fake illness would avoid? This is a situation that occurred months ago, and she's out for a few days at best.

It just doesn't fly.

[GabonX]

I guess it's an interesting sounding conspiracy theory. It doesn't really stand up to rational analysis though, What questions do you think a fake illness would avoid? This is a situation that occurred months ago, and she's out for a few days at best.

It just doesn't fly.

According to Symmetry, the notion that someone would fake sick to avoid work because they're not ready is now a conspiracy theory

To answer your question, it buys time. It buys time for the administration to compose, agree upon, and distribute a narrative, and it buys time in which the calls for her to testify may subside.

[crispybits]

From someone with no knowledge of the issue

How long has she already known she would have to testify? If it's more than a couple of days then surely "buying time" would be un-necessary as they've already had the time for people to work out the spin?

[Symmetry]

I guess it's an interesting sounding conspiracy theory. It doesn't really stand up to rational analysis though, What questions do you think a fake illness would avoid? This is a situation that occurred months ago, and she's out for a few days at best.

It just doesn't fly.

According to Symmetry, the notion that someone would fake sick to avoid work because they're not ready is now a conspiracy theory

To answer your question, it buys time. It buys time for the administration to compose, agree upon, and distribute a narrative, and it buys time in which the calls for her to testify may subside.

Not really, I'm just skeptical about the outlandish conspiracy theory that she's faking it. You've provided precicesly zero evidence that she's faking it, and provided much conjecture. None of your conjecture holds up to any degree of scrutiny.

[GabonX]

Not really, I'm just skeptical about the outlandish conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton is faking sick from work. You've provided precicesly zero evidence that she's faking sick from work, and provided much conjecture. None of your conjecture holds up to any degree of scrutiny.

[GabonX]

From someone with no knowledge of the issue

How long has she already known she would have to testify? If it's more than a couple of days then surely "buying time" would be un-necessary as they've already had the time for people to work out the spin?

I don't think she does yet know if she's going to have to testify...

[Symmetry]

Not really, I'm just skeptical about the outlandish conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton is faking sick from work. You've provided precicesly zero evidence that she's faking sick from work, and provided much conjecture. None of your conjecture holds up to any degree of scrutiny.

Cute Gabon, did you have a point? or were you just going for cheap manipulation?

[HapSmo19]

Wanna make a lttle wager for premiums as to wether she testifies during the hearings next week or not?
Why is her having the shits(her soul overflowed) a news story?
If she fell and sustained a concussion, how long does she need to recover in order to sit in a chair and answer questions?
Put you money where your loop-hole is.

[The Bison King]

Looks like our most-honorable secretary of state got a little dizzy from the shits and fell, suffering a bump to her lie-creator, just in time to need to be recovering at home during the time she would be testifying before congress on benghazi. Originally, the story was that she wasn't gonna be in town because she had an oh-so-important trip to north africa to take. "She had to cancel".
It's OK though. Families of dead Americans that actually serve the country don't really need to know the truth(not that this thing is capable of telling the truth anyway). And to come out with this bullshit the morning after 20 children are murdered....CLASSY!

This is a really intelligent and non-emotionally involved way of making your point. Well done. It really adds a lot of credibility to your claim.

[HapSmo19]

Which claim?
"Not next week, Honey, I've got a headache" ?

[Iliad]

Turns out she has a blood clot near her brain, hap. Doesn't look like she was "faking" it.
I suspect an apology, or shame and basic human compassion would be way beyond you.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/31/hillary-clinton-doctors-clot-brain

[HapSmo19]

It takes a special kind of dedication to your craft to have a bloodclot injected between your brain and skull to keep the lie alive long enough for kerry to be sworn in so, somehow, you don't have to testify. I never said she wasn't dedicated to her craft.
This woman got half the government to go along with the youtube story. Are you saying we need to believe her now?

[Phatscotty]

I wonder if that chik from the Muslim Brotherhood is running the show now (Anthony Weiner's wife)

Seems like just as everyone was starting to discover who she really is, the 9-11 attacks in Banghazi hit, and now nobody is talking about her, and now she has Hill-dawg takin the brunt for her....