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[jackal31]

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

There were too many bananas and not enough women for these "virtual" orgies

[jiminski]

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

There were too many bananas and not enough women for these "virtual" orgies

...... hmmm well i am fairly sure that banana is a euphemism for tally-whacker... (and euphemism is probably a euphemism for velvet-pocket... but i'm getting confused now myself...), the point is, i reckon you have misjudged The Pork-Sword Count*
Kratos is a Leggy, Amazonian goddess with thighs hewed of silken, sandy-brown; Skillfull.. or should i say Melita... has got the breasts of pompom dancer and buns you could take a limpet off a rock with! ... I can't believe you didn't get onto the skype conference list! (heads will roll Jack! ... and yet another euphemism... )

*not to be confused with the last of the German, Aristocratic, Pig Farming, Warrior Monks: Baron von Schwein-Sabre.

[Leehar]

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

[jiminski]

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

Christ .. just had a look at your profile Har and it appears you are in every group other than TSM ... good to know there is one limit to your promiscuity...

[chapcrap]

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

Christ .. just had a look at your profile Har and it appears you are in every group other than TSM ... good to know there is one limit to your promiscuity...

Yes, you can't trust people who are in too many groups.

[skillfull]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

[jiminski]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

This is not a helpful name for a dyslexic! .... however, welcome Vuk, Sam, O.T. n' most of all to jak!

[josko.ri]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

[jiminski]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

i would very much like to join in but what the dickens does 'OTP' mean? .... is it a dyslexic joke? ... i prefer the old classic: --"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

[codeblue1018]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

[jiminski]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

All is fair in love and war Code! .... or should that read 'nothing is fair'?... anyway, we spirited Vuk away from his OTP comrades and those people never forget!

[skillfull]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

It was a joke about OTP, because they have lots of players from Serbia

[Vuk Samotnjak]

Hi everyone, thanks for having me. Now let's kill them all!

[codeblue1018]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

It was a joke about OTP, because they have lost of players from Serbia

I know pal; I forgot to put a smiley face following my statement. Ill do it now,

[Leehar]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! www.conquerclub.com/player.php?submit=S ... o=D&page=4

[laughingcavalier]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?s ... o=D&page=4

Vuk didn't want to share skill with the other 18 men in his life.

[skillfull]

i am happy to announce our new member [player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?s ... o=D&page=4

Vuk didn't want to share skill with the other 18 men in his life.

[RiskTycoon]

Welcome aboard, Vuk!

[Bonomo101]

In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought.
In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth.
In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul!
For he is legion, a family of one.
For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!


THE SPANKING MONKI'S are here and we are glad to make your acquaintance.

Please meet:


Active (In spirit if not in war):

[player]larsin[/player]
[player]luckywar[/player]
[player]kratos644[/player]
[player]jalen45[/player]
[player]skillfull[/player]
[player]Sam02[/player]
[player]laughingcavalier[/player]
[player]ender_w99[/player]
[player]Nate the Great[/player]
[player]codeblue1018[/player]
[player]osujacket[/player]
[player]friendly1[/player]
[player]hatchman[/player]
[player]Blind Date[/player]
[player]dustin800[/player]
[player]Junior Bee[/player]
[player]RiskTycoon[/player]
[player]Vuk Samotnjak[/player]


Non-Active ghost Monkis
[player]Bonomo101[/player]
[player]Jonsvoll[/player]
[player]Surfingmace[/player]
[player]jiminski[/player]
[player]Sir Titus[/player]
[player]SkyT[/player]
[player]Frop[/player]
[player]Firstholliday[/player]
[player]Georgerx7di[/player]
[player]Tisha[/player]
[player]kmacready[/player]
[player]laddida[/player]
[player]Ruben Cassar[/player]




Recruitment:
We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough!

Aim
Our intention is to challenge the very best Clans on the site, become the most formidable of their number and have boundless enjoyment in the act...

Clan Challenge:
Additional: We are now accepting clan Challenges! - Please contact one of the Members highlighted in BOLD if you wish to fight!




Good luck from the Monki's

Active again :p

[clapper011]

glad to see monkis still going

[RiskTycoon]

hey there clappy!

[happy2seeyou]

Peekaboo



This never happened

[laughingcavalier]

Peekaboo



This never happened

Didn't see NUTHIN'.

[jiminski]

Peekaboo



This never happened

Didn't see NUTHIN'.

hang on a minute... i am sure i just saw 2 chicks in here .... it's been a while but i may dust off my my roofie jar!

[happy2seeyou]

Oh roofies. Brings back memories