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universalchiro wrote:Remember according to the Bible, believers are living in a world ruled by Satan and his demonic forces and they will do everything in their power to cloud the truth and deceive as many as possible. And the further the world drifts away from the Bible, the closer comes judgement and the 2nd coming of the Messiah.

This seems legit.


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Lootifer wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Funny my post was taken down but AOG gets to keep his up. Sucking any mod Dick AOG?

I really want AoG knob.
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Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Funny my post was taken down but AOG gets to keep his up. Sucking any mod Dick AOG?

I really want AoG knob.


This is what you get, when you type 'aog knob' into Google:
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This is a grill knob, from American Outdoor Grill (AOG).


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AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Funny my post was taken down but AOG gets to keep his up. Sucking any mod Dick AOG?

I really want AoG knob.


This is what you get, when you type 'aog knob' into Google:
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This is a grill knob, from American Outdoor Grill (AOG).


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Why would anyone suck an AoG knob?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Funny my post was taken down but AOG gets to keep his up. Sucking any mod Dick AOG?

I really want AoG knob.


This is what you get, when you type 'aog knob' into Google:
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This is a grill knob, from American Outdoor Grill (AOG).


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Why would anyone suck an AoG knob?

If you have no arms, and you're trying to light your grill?
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Dukasaur wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Why would anyone suck an AoG knob?

If you have no arms, and you're trying to light your grill?


This man is spot on. Though, what about all those people that use their feet and legs like hands and arms? I once saw a man hold his toothbrush with his foot. On a related note, I also think this man was likely pagan, since only those affiliated with The Dark One would consider such things.


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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUY MY KNOB
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AndyDufresne wrote: On a related note, I also think this man was likely pagan, since only those affiliated with The Dark One would consider such things.


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Army of GOD wrote:THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUY MY KNOB


THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUY

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I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.
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FYI, it's *nob.
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warmonger1981 wrote:I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.

I think I'd rather be a fool in your eyes than someone of which you think highly.


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AndyDufresne wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.

I think I'd rather be a fool in your eyes than someone of which you think highly.


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And I'm the beholder. MY OPINION IS OBJECTIVE TRUTH
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Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.

I think I'd rather be a fool in your eyes than someone of which you think highly.


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Foolishness is in the eye of the beholder.









And I'm the beholder. MY OPINION IS OBJECTIVE TRUTH


and yet idiocy is eternal... I believe it was Einstein that said "there are only two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe"
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warmonger1981 wrote:I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.


Was your question not answered on page one or two?
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We diffuse idiocy and bigotry with comedy.

We are a noble breed of posters.
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GD one question was answered. Still wondering about the others.

notyou2 We have all become dumber from reading these posts. May God have mercy on your soul.

AOG 's breath smells like bigfoots dick. Im just guessing thats what that smell is.
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warmonger1981 wrote:GD one question was answered. Still wondering about the others.


I think they were all answered other than communion = cannibalism. Short answer is no, not cannibalism; more like symbolism. Return question is why didn't you ask about vampirism? We drink his "blood" after all.
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Does the Church (all inclusive) still believe the World is flat?

Pagan is a funny word, more or less a derogatory term aimed at others by those who feel morally superior. The majority of all church services are basically pagan rituals on some level. The culture that feels it's beliefs are above all others tends to see those people as less sophisticated, unwashed and primitive.

I find the concept of "a marketing plan" associated with any religion to be a curious thing that should not even be necessary. Why not allow people to find their own spiritual path when the time is right? Why does anyone feel the need to impose their beliefs on others? Is it human nature to expect others to conform or is it a fear of the unknown?
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Sweet just got directed to here by a flyer in the mail the other day:

http://www.whatistruth.org.nz/
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warmonger1981 wrote:notyou2 We have all become dumber from reading these posts. May God have mercy on your soul.
Doubt it as I am an atheist.
Not sure your IQ depreciated from this thread. I expect the opposite is true, or at least that is what I was shooting for.
warmonger1981 wrote:AOG 's breath smells like bigfoots dick. Im just guessing thats what that smell is.


I should have quoted your first series of insults about AoG for posterity and to show how if anyone says anything you don't want to hear or read, you simply resort to name calling. How mature for a 32 year old. Maybe when you grow up you will be able to converse civilly and with composure and intelligence.
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His brain's been pickled by all the chemtrails in his air supply.
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Lootifer wrote:Sweet just got directed to here by a flyer in the mail the other day:

http://www.whatistruth.org.nz/


I wonder what my rate of convinced people would be if I changed my username to Prof.nietzsche or nietzschePhD.
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warmonger1981 wrote:I can see why Phats wants a thread that can keep on track. You people are a bunch of idiots.


I'm not sure if you are serious, but if you are, why would you expect better if your OP was nothing more than baiting?
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notyou2. I said "these posts" not "YOUR posts". Nothing personal, I should have maybe written it better. If a persons first post is rude I talk shit back. The way I grew up, blame it on my environment. I can also be very courteous and understanding. Im bypolar like that.

mrswdk. geo-engineering is real but I dont make any clams on knowing much about it.

nietzsche, Please point out in my original post where Im baiting. Im asking legit questions and only one person gave a serious answer. The Gospel of Judas or Thomas and Gnostics/Apocrypha ?
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