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Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:41 am

He would of made more sense if he had told me there's no such word as "krifflanger"

What other words of wisdom, are a crock of shit?

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:12 am

every cloud has it silver lining?

right then how would they stay up in the air the silver would wiegh them down surely

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:39 pm

You can't judge a book by its cover (but you can see how much its gonna cost) :wink:

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:30 am

Never trust a fucking hippie..for that matter dont trust anyone..

oh wait that was nofx

and

majority rule doesnt work in mental institutions..

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:38 pm

"mummies always right"

then why cant she map read for gods sake she could get lost on going round a roundabout

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:44 pm

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you... riiiggghhhttt

minihaymanz · Post by **minihaymanz** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:28 pm

big things come in small packages...

you try and fit an elphant in a crate thats 2x2x2. asshole.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:29 pm

Oooh, nice one, mh.

minihaymanz · Post by **minihaymanz** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:32 pm

thanks

you can't kill 2 birds with one stone

oh yes you can, use your magic to turn one of the birds into a stone, and then throw that stone at the 2nd bird.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:14 pm

I loved the line from Liar Liar. Beauty is on the inside. "That's just what ugly people say". :shock:

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:32 pm

life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get lol

Sir Gordalot · Post by **Sir Gordalot** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:37 pm

"were you born in a barn?"
"I dont know dad... weren't you there?"

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:39 pm

lol that wasfreaking funny