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Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Congrats man for achieving the top spot on CC, you are for sure one of the most deserving ones in 31-Conquerors-history.
Enjoy your time of fame
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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Congrats! I wonder if i m not playing my first game vs a the current conqueror.. Saw the logo on one of my games yesterday. What happened to chiro?

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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
betiko wrote:Congrats! I wonder if i m not playing my first game vs a the current conqueror.. Saw the logo on one of my games yesterday. What happened to chiro?
Nothing, hayesez has been slowly catching him.

Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Bravo! I knew you could do it!

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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Awaits accusations of shenanigans...frankly one is not a real conqueror without them!

Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Mr Changsha wrote:Awaits accusations of shenanigans...frankly one is not a real conqueror without them!
As one of hayesez's teammates, I can confirm that he drinks a lot and likes to point and laugh at puppies when they slam into plate glass windows. Total jerk.
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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
I am a bit disgusted he has his own dispatch. Really? Sheesh. Let's just hope it doesn't go to his head...
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Veni Vici Vidi wrote:I am a bit disgusted he has his own dispatch. Really? Sheesh. Let's just hope it doesn't go to his head...
I know, right? Self-serving nonsense. "Blah blah...I'm really good....blah blah...witty answer....blah blah...Monty Pyton reference."
Glad to see he got so far standing on the backs of his teammates. But then, he's so short that he has to stand on SOMETHING.
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Thanks guys (Josko, Caff, Betiko, Dukosaur). I've really enjoyed conquerclub since first introduced to it by [player]JDKnapp[/player] a few years ago. Started out playing standard games but have played mostly team games since. And while my normal teammates ([player]Veni Vici Vidi[/player] and [player]Culham[/player]) are jerks, they do make darn good partners.
I'm sure there are some sort of shenanigans out there somewhere. It wouldn't be the first time it came up!
Thanks to all of the behind the scenes guys of CC who make it possible for the rest of us to enjoy it!
I'm sure there are some sort of shenanigans out there somewhere. It wouldn't be the first time it came up!
Thanks to all of the behind the scenes guys of CC who make it possible for the rest of us to enjoy it!
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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Congrats Hayesez, from what I've heard about you from Fishydance and co in the past, you most definitely deserve it.
Is that a hint of jealousy I see? hehe. Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
Is that a hint of jealousy I see? hehe. Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Shannon Apple wrote:Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
HE MAY BE THE BETTER PLAYER, BUT WE'RE THE BETTER ATTENTION WHORES!
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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Hey, a true attention whore would have their name on the top of the scoreboard so that everyone knows who he/she is. 
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Shannon Apple wrote:Hey, a true attention whore would have their name on the top of the scoreboard so that everyone knows who he/she is.
Do you know that from experience ???
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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
No, not at all Bruce.
Just defending Hayesez honour here since it's his moment. Mwuhahaha!
*will behave now*
*will behave now*
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Shannon Apple wrote:Congrats Hayesez, from what I've heard about you from Fishydance and co in the past, you most definitely deserve it.
Is that a hint of jealousy I see? hehe. Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
Thanks Shannon - we have really enjoyed playing against Fishydance and her partners...definitely had some good matches! And thanks for sticking up for me....these guys "teammates" of mine clearly don't have enough to do.
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
hayesez wrote:Shannon Apple wrote:Congrats Hayesez, from what I've heard about you from Fishydance and co in the past, you most definitely deserve it.
Is that a hint of jealousy I see? hehe. Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
Thanks Shannon - we have really enjoyed playing against Fishydance and her partners...definitely had some good matches! And thanks for sticking up for me....these guys "teammates" of mine clearly don't have enough to do.
you sure have a very poor usage of the word "bollocks" hayesez. i think I had to let people know that!

Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
betiko wrote:hayesez wrote:Shannon Apple wrote:Congrats Hayesez, from what I've heard about you from Fishydance and co in the past, you most definitely deserve it.
Is that a hint of jealousy I see? hehe. Looks like those two (Vidi and Culham) won't be totally happy until they too get expos... er interviewed by the dispatch.
Thanks Shannon - we have really enjoyed playing against Fishydance and her partners...definitely had some good matches! And thanks for sticking up for me....these guys "teammates" of mine clearly don't have enough to do.
you sure have a very poor usage of the word "bollocks" hayesez. i think I had to let people know that!
I was summoned?
Bollocks.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
betiko wrote:There you are!
I told them all about you.
Must have been an extremely short, and boring, conversation.
Bollocks.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Serbia wrote:betiko wrote:There you are!
I told them all about you.
Must have been an extremely short, and boring, conversation.
Bollocks.
They were surprised to hear the expression "bollocks", in a game chat, that I said after witnessing some very good dice that basically were giving the game. I said that I knew an American (that would be you!!) that used that a lot.

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Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
It's not something that I would be running around advising the kids to say to be part of the cool gang. Just a rude britslang word for part of the male anatomy, which is used in a few different ways, but then I guess you knew that Betiko. 
"What a load of b..." means, "what a load of rubbish"
"That guy is a b..." means, "That guy is an idiot/jackhole etc"
Serbia is Serbia, so he gets away with it.
and you're welcome Hayesez. Two vs one didn't seem fair!
"What a load of b..." means, "what a load of rubbish"
"That guy is a b..." means, "That guy is an idiot/jackhole etc"
Serbia is Serbia, so he gets away with it.
and you're welcome Hayesez. Two vs one didn't seem fair!
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
Re: Congrats to hayesez, our new Conqueror!
Shannon Apple wrote:It's not something that I would be running around advising the kids to say to be part of the cool gang. Just a rude britslang word for part of the male anatomy, which is used in a few different ways, but then I guess you knew that Betiko.
"What a load of b..." means, "what a load of rubbish"
"That guy is a b..." means, "That guy is an idiot/jackhole etc"
Serbia is Serbia, so he gets away with it.
and you're welcome Hayesez. Two vs one didn't seem fair!
hey I'm french and I can always say I didn't know to get away with it too! What's wrong with teaching americans some brit slang?
