Session 2 is over:
[spoiler=1]1.
plurple: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
jdean1: We really blew (pun intended) that chance.
takman2k:The rule about getting checked out before you play includes turning your head and coughing.
dakky21: Don't try to do that again!
Rob 1963: Look mum no hands[/spoiler]
[spoiler=2]2.
plurple: the ref seemed a little bemused by englands new strip though he could't tell who was modeling it.
jdean1: Sorry I was looking for the pink man group performance... Were a blue man group tribute group.
takman2k: The Pink Man Group will be the half way performers, however one mistakenly came on the field early.
dakky21:That kind of kit is forbidden!
Rob 1963: No E.T went home long ago,hes not here.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=3]3.
plurple: i hit a pair of balls. i should really work on my aim
jdean1: Screw the soccer ball, let's play human ball.
takman2k: Please deposit 50 cents or one foot for an ass-whoopin.
dakky21:That's not what we agreed!
Rob 1963: Now these are what im looking for.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=4]4.
plurple: i'll give him a hug while you give him some love
jdean1: They wanted to win, enough to kill.
takman2k: Sometimes you have to apply force to get the coins out.
dakky21: Genocide.
Rob 1963: Just lift him a little higher.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=5]5.
plurple: one player seems to have swapped there arms for legs nad maybe there head while they were at it as they seem to be stuck on the floor.
jdean1: I realize that you love my play, but i didn't realized that you loved me.
takman2k: ...And here we have the mating ritual of, lets move on people.
dakky21: I love you man, I really do!
Rob 1963: You will never catch me with four legs.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=6]6.
plurple: here comes a mexican player trying to blend in forgetting to take off his rather small hat
jdean1: Who needs more luggage, all my soccer gear is in my sombrero.
takman2k: They said there would be cervesas down here for the games.
dakky21: Don't look like that at us, we have tickets!
Rob 1963: I wanted to watch the game,but I sat behind this dude![/spoiler]
[spoiler=7]7.
plurple: oh er should i touch him or let him fall but he's so handsome but the ball is right there oh er um.
jdean1: Oh my, that is one superb flop.
takman2k: Performing magic tricks on the field was a part time job for these players, and their levitation.
dakky21: I didn't touch him, I swear!
Rob 1963: See I can balance on a pole.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=8]8.
plurple: the new england team tryouts we thought chickens might be better than our lousy players
jdean1: Don't be a chicken, kick the ball!
takman2k: Cock fighting that IS legal.
dakky21: I am Van Persie and I can fly!
Rob 1963: And thats why i crossed the road[/spoiler]
[spoiler=9]9.
plurple: mind over matter and in my mind we won hehehehe
jdean1: I look as crazy as my goal. I should do this professionally.
takman2k: I do have a brain up here.
dakky21: I've been to a dentist and he cut my hair also!
Rob 1963: See my wig did stay on.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=10]10.
plurple: come on ref i need a hug that should have been a goal
jdean1: Pointing is rude
takman2k: Have you seen the ball, its about this size right here.
dakky21: You must have this big balls!
Rob 1963: New zealand showed us to hakka like this[/spoiler]
[spoiler=11]11.
plurple: is the world cup that may mister? also can we have our ball back?
jdean1: I was playing and the war zone line wasn't obvious and, how bout we call it a yellow card and you let me off?
takman2k: You can come over and play once youre done with your service.
dakky21: Real Madrid camp is in that way.
Rob 1963: You think the armys tough? go play against them guys.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=12]12.
plurple: kaw just the spot. harder harder!
jdean1: I'm sorry! Bro I was just kidding. Don't hit me th... OMG cleats were a terrible idea.
takman2k: Oops, wrong ball.
dakky21: Manslaugher.
Rob 1963: So glad I have kids already'[/spoiler]
[spoiler=13]13.
plurple: player in white: my nose my nose he hit my nose
ref: he barely came within a meter of you
jdean1: That's my good side Darnt.
takman2k: Ref, this person hit me in the face. Here, i can slow him down for you.
dakky21: He hit me in the shirt!!!
Rob 1963: OMG I will never wear # 13 again.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=14]14.
plurple: who's team is he on again i don't remember which of us chose to play as fur and which as skins
jdean1: I'm the woof-eree
takman2k: "Who let the dogs out?"
dakky21: Give me the ball you assholes!
Rob 1963: Are You Suarez indisguise ?[/spoiler]
[spoiler=15]15.
plurple:it wasn't me ref it was the ball it hit him on purpose. honest
jdean1: He has done very well in Neymar Flopping 101, but did he have to use it against me?
takman2k: I cant believe this guy is down on the ground again. Someone get this pussy off the field please?
dakky21: I only look like Nishimura
Rob 1963: Now about that Brazilian wax you wanted,[/spoiler]
Winners:
First: Rob1963
Second: dakky21
Third - 3 way tie: plurple, jdean1 and takman2k
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