Greetings fellow denizens of Conquer Club. I am Tzor of Facebook BORG. I have been tasked with the mission to assimilate sentient beings (and lovers of this game) into the Conquer Club Collective. Resistance is futile. They will be assimilated. But I am going to need your help.
I am looking for people who participate in Facebook on a somewhat frequent basis. I need you to go to our Facebook page and Like us. Await further instructions. When you get the Conquer Club message on your news feed, share it to all your friends. This way they too will be infected with the Conquer Club Bug and become assimilated into the Conquer Club Collective.
Also if you have any memorable quotes about why you love Conquer Club or ideas about our Facebook in general, send me a private message and I’ll incorporate it into one of those graphics that tends to get people assimilated with the desire to share the post.
And if you wonder why the above image is more of a Rubik’s Cube than a BORG Cube, I’ll leave that to a future announcement. But I will give you a hint; what cube comes in threes that we either all love or hate at the same time?
END OF TRANSMISSION.
