The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
The Time has come
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
- RiskTycoon
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PM sent.
Hi pal
Hi pal
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
What it lacks in perfection, is sure as hell makes up for in effort.
Refreshing.
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AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
Arama86n wrote:AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
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What it lacks in perfection, is sure as hell makes up for in effort.
Refreshing.
Inspired by Jiminski himself, and yes, it obviously is nowhere near perfection in delivery, but if its not obvious, its actually from the heart.
If anyone that doesn't know me, or does and wants to hear me out, by all means shoot me a pm.
Its been many years since thota which I thoroughly enjoyed, and as I told Risk, I kind of miss having a group of semi-strangers to share things with...
Until now, the idea of joining a clan didn't interest me, but now Im ready again, and picked this one, because of the fellow former thota members, and the other
members I always enjoyed as well.
Im looking for some good clean fun, a group of people I can trust, and no drama whatsoever.
I know by your roster I can find that here. Hopefully you can trust you'll find the same in me.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
codeblue1018 wrote:AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,
To join a group
and never leave
The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated
by horses and ponies,
long since abated
And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates
Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
Thanks man. I know its sloppy as hell, but I read jimi's original post and just went with it...
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?
Lx
Lx
"Winning Solves Everything" - Graeko
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Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?
Lx
He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns
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codeblue1018 wrote:Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?
Lx
He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns
Of course he doesn't. One example of many over the last few weeks:
[bigimg]http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq218/hurricanedivers/kratos.jpg[/bigimg]
And with part-time you mean he shows up now and then, right? So nothing has changed over the years. I left because of him, how can you still have a loser like him on your roster?
Lx
"Winning Solves Everything" - Graeko
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Lindax wrote:codeblue1018 wrote:Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?
Lx
He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns
Of course he doesn't. One example of many over the last few weeks:
[bigimg]http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq218/hurricanedivers/kratos.jpg[/bigimg]
And with part-time you mean he shows up now and then, right? So nothing has changed over the years. I left because of him, how can you still have a loser like him on your roster?
Lx
Haha, he's a good dude and player mate. He, like many of us have a lot going on in the past year and quite honestly, CC is secondary. I understand your sentiments tho.
Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]
Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?
Lx
We won them next year , in our second challenge...i think it was by 1 game as well!
EDIT: It is strange when you hear the truth sometimes. I thought LX has left for other reasons, not for kratos, but hey, that's life!

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Who doesn't love a Fitz poem. Nice to be browsing through and stumble across that.
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Hi Happy,
Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?
Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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RiskTycoon wrote:Hi Happy,
Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?
I probably wouldn't have had a migraine this morning if I kicked that habit.
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happy2seeyou wrote:RiskTycoon wrote:Hi Happy,
Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?
I probably wouldn't have had a migraine this morning if I kicked that habit.
Good to see you creepin'
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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Someone new is swinging from the trees Welcome [player]AAFitz[/player] 

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welcome home to the trees! 
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.
Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing.

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codeblue1018 wrote:iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.
Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing.
Haha, sure I don't!

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codeblue1018 wrote:iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.
Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing.
I friggen hate people who are all like "I have insider info, so I know everything before you even know it yourself."
Grats on the new recruit.
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
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Happy2seeyou...omg, it's been like 5yrs since we've played. Hope you're still kickin' arse.
Welcome Fitz, we appreciate you as part of our crew.
Welcome Fitz, we appreciate you as part of our crew.
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Highest Place: 48
Title: Top Terminator (Won LB’s Terminator Tourney)

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Shannon Apple wrote:codeblue1018 wrote:iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.
Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing.
I friggen hate people who are all like "I have insider info, so I know everything before you even know it yourself."![]()
That's cool, because you're a cunt.
I'm not saying I have anything am I? I'm just playing games. Your statement doesn't even make sense, are you that stupid? Even if I was claiming to have "insider info" (how lame), they would obviously know it before me, so that would be rather idiotic. You should think before your stodgy fingers start typing.
No doubt you will soon be complaining about me to someone, as you always do, even though you initiated shit with me once again. Congrats on being an arrogant, "hard done by" useless, nosy prick.
Edit: I won't be posting any more on this here, since the topic is getting derailed. I didn't want to in the first place; it was okay while it was directed towards members of TSM, since this is their thread, but Shannon had literally zero reason to comment. I'll welcome my warning.

