Brains or backside?

The asylum · Post by **The asylum** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:37 pm

I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

Bernie Sanders · Post by **Bernie Sanders** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:56 pm

Chicken fooker?

You sick bastard!

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:32 pm

If you stay with a girl that annoys you simply for the sex, you sir are a cad and an idiot.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:56 pm

vagina

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:36 am

The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo? :lol:

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:02 pm

KoolBak wrote:
The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo?

Cucked by two more like it. I fell out of my chair laughing when I read "I have male friends", keep on trying kiddo. Just because a bloke lets you beat them off, doesn't make them your friend. Right [player]betiko[/player]?

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:35 am

Have fun growing old together :roll:

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:05 pm

Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:52 pm

Serbia wrote:Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.

Thankfully, you saw through his elaborate web of deception.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:26 pm

Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:44 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

Or just a prostitute.

-TG

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:27 pm

Belly!

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:48 am

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

Pork Belly, you norse lovin cunt

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:02 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

Or just a prostitute.

-TG

Good point. But I
Have no experience of that so it didn't occur to me.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:28 pm

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

unless she has an outie belly button

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