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Conquer Gods

Yeah, the Conquer Gods can shove it.
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Ohmehgerd no. Don't incur the Conquer Gods' wrath!
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Foe and move on.
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Technically, kittens.
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Post by BigBallinStalin »

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Drab Conquer Star!


Yeah, well, the Conquer Gods can shove it. I'm tired of their spam.
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Post any evidence of Conquer Gods here?

(You might try to point to the various stars that are bestowed upon us like manna from heaven, but I'm sure that they will one day be explained by science.)
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I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

[bigimg]http://i.gyazo.com/8be29fa0ffb8aa5fd5d7e48b076cfecf.png[/bigimg]


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AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

[bigimg]http://i.gyazo.com/8be29fa0ffb8aa5fd5d7e48b076cfecf.png[/bigimg]


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.50 cent hot wings...That is certainly evidence of a God :)...
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Classic Art whaaaaaaaat
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Gilligan wrote:Classic Art whaaaaaaaat


Thats exactly what I thought!

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AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy


The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!
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OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!
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Roofless wrote:OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!


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AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

[bigimg]http://i.gyazo.com/8be29fa0ffb8aa5fd5d7e48b076cfecf.png[/bigimg]


--Andy


A lot of OTers on that. I like it.
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AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

[bigimg]http://i.gyazo.com/8be29fa0ffb8aa5fd5d7e48b076cfecf.png[/bigimg]


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god, the conquer gods hate me. I sacrificed 3 silver stars, told them i love and worship them, and they gave me one frickin purple star back :(
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Butters1919 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy


The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!


But apparently I do!

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I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
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I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.
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I got some peanut butter smeared on a playing card last time I logged in...
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Heg wrote:I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.


Surely you are familiar with the tale of Cain and Abel. A lovely allegorical tale of a blood thirsty diety who disliked vegetables. A gardener moved to murder because god played favourites. God/gods have always been capricious. I pride myself on keeping people guessing.
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These things are utterly pointless - i have no idea what the tokens are for anyhow - either buy a premium or shove it is what the conquer gods should say - and by the way a premium isn't worth the cost - I mean check out the game finder - there are players spamming it with 10 identical game settings - often with fog trench to medal collect with little or no regard as to the suitability of that map to those settings only trying to gain medals 3 at once for cross map and 2 game styles per win even if the game will be agonising for all involved - the only thing a premium can help you with really is if you get trapped in an ill-conceived game started with that motive - you can work around that by not joining in the first place mostly
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AlexCox wrote:These things are utterly pointless


kind of like a 2 year bump of a dead thread...-Bj
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ConfederateSS wrote:I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

------THE GOOD OLD DAYS... =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... :D :D :D :D ...To find more of my ideas to steal High Command...Try IS C.C. DECLINING ...IT'S FULL OF THEM... ;)
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