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April Fools 2017... Behind the scenes

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THE ADVENTURES OF [player]Hivim Caroarz[/player] ( I am Razorvich ) ;)

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THE SETUP
[spoiler=The setup]Sent to Admin: Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:50 pm
Razorvich wrote:I have been thinking of an April Fools joke, there have been a few good ones in the past and I have an idea.
If approved, you guys will be the only ones that will know about it.

I would like the opportunity to fool the site this April Fools with 1 simple request... Can I create a multi for this purpose?
The last ones were from the Webmasters, no one would expect it to be from me.
I will not play any games.. maybe a guide game to stir it up in the chat, (ask about previous members and clans ect) but thats all.

My thoughts are to create treads something like this: viewtopic.php?f=634&t=141603&hilit=April+fools#p3093527

And then cause some havok on a few walls for a day, just hit the Mods and the "Colourful" members of the forum community after some sort of funky forum post.

TeeGee would most likely be the first to do a multi check on me, and that would be so funny
Catchersmitt, Keefie and the other Department leaders will also be prime targets of my chaos.

Just need the official "Oki-Doki you nutter" from you guys before I continue planning.

Thanks
Razorvich

king achilles wrote:If we don't have any plans for April Fools and this is it, sure, why not.

Razorvich wrote:
blakebowling wrote:I like this, but we should definitely modify the multi tool to say that you aren't a multi ;).


Blake it is so good to hear from you.. I take that as "GO FOR IT YOU NUTTER"

Players name: Arch Vizor (too easy?)

I have the time off work so will hit it from midnight on the dot, and then go nutz.


bigWham wrote:it's too late to stop you now, raz. i am putting king achilles in charge of not letting you destroy the site ;)
[/spoiler]
THE TALE
Direct from "The Basement Disco Lounge" (The REAL Mod Forum) in regards to April Fools
[spoiler=the tale]Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:48 am
blakebowling wrote:I had an idea for an April Fool's joke, one that we haven't done yet.

Basically the idea is:
A fake "Basement Disco Lounge" forum will be created.
This forum would be filled with fake / funny threads posted by mods (I'll give you guys the ability to post in it well before the day).
On April Fools, the forum will be made visible to everyone.

What do you guys think of the idea? Would you be willing to post fake threads?
Dukasaur wrote:I'd play along.
IcePack wrote:That would be super fun.
EBConquer wrote:I'd be in.

Razorvich wrote:Sorry everyone, with my RL schedule over the next few weeks, and with the stuff I already have on the go here....

I will not be able to contribute to any April Fools joke this year with you guys. :cry:

Catcher can speak for the Chat Department for this project if time permits.

Sorry, sounds like a lot of fun but I am just too busy busy busy O:)

Mad777 wrote:Sounds fun :D
Keefie wrote:I'm up for it :)
Extreme Ways wrote:We should indeed have a separate april fools. Could use Razor's posts about not having the time to do anything this year, for example, or just other ideas.


I EVEN GAVE SOME CLUES.. in the April Fools forum.. HEH HEH :-s

Razorvich wrote:I do have something ready to go at the right time, but I recon the joke will be on you... ALL OF YOU...dot dot comma comma dot.

tick toc tick toc
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THE HOOK
FORUMS:
[spoiler=clans]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=440
wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list

we cannot lose

we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all[/spoiler][spoiler=tourneys]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=90
HEy! I'm tkaing to this site bigtime.
I will be the best cause i no stuf about the dice

Help me to get your points, i just copyed this from that josko dudes , and made a lot of changes because his ones suxed


Simple format:
69 Players, Seeded by score and bracket made at the beginning of the tournament.
all games will be against me
i will play the best first and then get down the list as i defeet you all

Each round played on DOODLE BABY!!! (because its looks SO sexy) and i want wins quick
1v1, , Automatic, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, Fog, Trench, Round Limit 100

u win u get another game agenst me, if i win u r out. i play u til i win

no noobs join please cause i want to raise my rank really quickly by killing good players

i am asked the mods team to give me a trial 3 mumf so i can play all the games
dont noobe me out mod dueds and coff up the goodys, this will be HUGE ~!~~~~!!!!
Or 1 of use can pay for me to[/spoiler][spoiler=SoC Training Grounds]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=341
if u need training join my clam the pussy diktaters, dont wory about these smuks
i am the best and will tell u why when u join, i no stuff about the dice

i no all the maps, and i no the dice
i hav a list of the dice by time
its the dice that counts nothin else qand i am good so yay
join me in the clam the pussy diktaters and we will kill everyone good on the games[/spoiler][spoiler=Callouts]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=31
i chalenge anyone good to a game
it doesnt mater wot map cause u will b owned cause i am the best
no lo rank guys, caus i wont to get my score big lots soon

bring it pussies gutles pussies
i chalenge you all
i am the best
bnring it
pusies[/spoiler][spoiler=Trash]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=824
I play my turns in between having sex.
i expext more than 100 games before today ends whens i get 3 mumfs from sum 1

u do the math

i rock, join my clam the pussy diktaters and join my tornie and give me 3 mumfs for more sex[/spoiler][spoiler=Drafting Room]https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=63
MapStarter: 1 spot
2 starts 1 spot in the midle just hak and kill
its gota b ezyer 2 get points from idoits who have lotz

here is a map.. shit i cant believe this is not a live map now

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also need 3 mumfs pleez in advance so i can run my tournie
and join my clam[/spoiler][spoiler=Conquer Club Discussion]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=506
helo, i just joined
wot is the eziest way 2 get 2 the top of the bord?
i only wont 2 play good hi playrs
how do i stop idoits joining my games when they start up
i wont to also discus why the good 1s are all scared to play me

i mean i want to get to the top quik an u r all gutless

so someone beter let me play lots of games cause the mods around here sux and dont give me nuthin[/spoiler][spoiler=Bug Reports]http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=506
i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked

please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok

fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this[/spoiler]WALLS:
[spoiler=the hook continues][player]bigWham[/player]
u r admin big bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good

[player]king achilles[/player]
u r admin bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good

[player]blakebowling[/player]
u r admin bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good

[player]Razorvich[/player] :twisted:
i just joined today
i see u r the hed chat mod dude
i will talk lotz promis
i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
and lik my new map[/spoiler][spoiler=Mod Leadership group][player]Dukasaur[/player]
i just joined today
i looked at hoo is good in the mods and u must cause u are at the tops, pleez pay me 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
look at da foroms i post good lotz
u can also join my clam and torny cauz i need ezy wins
and lik my new map

[player]TeeGee[/player](last on the list to prevent an early multi-bust)
i just joined today
just cheked mods on this site and u r top dog it seems woof woof
look at da foroms i post good lotz
i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
and lik my new map

[player]IcePack[/player](2nd last on the list to prevent an early multi-bust)
i just joined today
i just cheked mods on this site and u r the hed clam dude it seems
let me no all the good players to join my clam
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]dgz345[/player]
i just joined today
i just cheked mods on this site and u r the tek guy
your site time is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok
fix it pleez, as my dice stuff wont work for my clam and tourie
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie for finded this bug
and lik my new map

[player]Mad777[/player]
i just joined today
i just made a tournie up
better than that joskos guy
i also need 3 mumfs so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]iancanton[/player]
i just joined today
i just made the best map
chek ity out
i also need 3 mumfs in advance so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]dhallmeyer[/player]
i just joined today
u r a traning mod yes?
i alredy no all i need 2 no so dont need traning
send me names of good players 2 join my clam the pussy diktaters
no nood idoits pleez
u can join 2 and i need 3 mumfs to run my torny
and lik my new map[/spoiler]
[spoiler=other targets][player]Keefie[/player]
i just joined today
you are a clam mod rite? let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]CatchersMitt14[/player]
i just joined today
u r in the clams and chats mods
let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters and i promis to talk lotz
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]Donelladan[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]EBConquer[/player]
i just joined today
asked around and u r the 1 2 make me stuf
i need a pussy diktaters signature
and join my clam the pussy diktaters
and 1 need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]jmyork82[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]Extreme Ways[/player]
i just joined today
r u jason borne? or moby? i luv those moovys and the song
you are a clam mod rite? let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map

[player]DoomYoshi[/player]
i just joined today
i used to play yoshi on nintento
dinos r kool
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]josko.ri[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i also stole yor tournie and made it beter
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]BoganGod[/player]
i just joined today
yay another assie, unless you r a kiwi pretenda
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
even if u r a sheep luva u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters
and lik my new map

[player]owenshooter[/player]
i just joined today
i also own a shooter, it gose of offtem
join my clam the pussy diktaters i will need another jeebus apart from me
and my torny
and lik my map in map starters

[player]Symmetry[/player]
i just joined today
u r funni in the forums i have red
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]riskllama[/player]
i just joined today
lamas r kool, they taste good ion the barby or cury
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and join torny
and lik my new map

[player]nietzsche[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u say u kook? i kook 2
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and join torny
and lik my new map

[player]LiveLoveTeach[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and join my torny
and lik my new map

[player]Barney Rubble[/player]
i just joined today
i luv ur name join my clam the pussy diktaters u r welcombe
and join my torny
and lik my new map

[player]BoganGod[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
join my clam the pussy diktaters i will need another god apart from me
and join my torny
and lik my new map

[player]Bernie Sanders[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i wil vote 4 u 2
jjoin my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]WingCmdr Ginkapo[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i also need a wing comanda in my clam
and lik my new map

[player]Maxleod[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i lik cats too
we kan lik pussys together
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]dakky21[/player]
i just joined today
they say u no how 2 get credits
i need to run my torie tellme
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]bergy1[/player]
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]eddie2[/player]
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]gigi_b[/player]
i just joined today
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]rizky_biznezz[/player]
i just joined today
u sound lik u need an clam uprade
i am rizky 2, got hot dice calc
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]MagnusGreeol[/player]
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]grifftron[/player]
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map

[player]Hooch[/player]
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map[/spoiler]

THE STING

[spoiler=Max knew something was up before it happened]18:27:01 ‹Razorvich› so will kinda be here :ninja:
18:30:17 ‹Maxleod› event?
19:00:41 * Razorvich quit (timeout)
19:06:50 ‹Razorvich› test
19:07:04 ‹Razorvich› ok all good.. i havnt lost my mind
19:07:10 ‹Razorvich› yet
19:16:50 ‹Maxleod› what test?
19:18:09 ‹Maxleod› what do we know?
19:18:43 ‹Razorvich› 19:16:50 ‹Maxleod› what test? LOL that is actually quite funny... ask Catcher
19:19:20 ‹Maxleod› April 1st, Alice in Wonderland, Evil Minion, 4 elephants, and the Goat
19:20:18 ‹Maxleod› kids, you have 17 hours to decipher that
19:21:38 ‹Maxleod› the goat being there probably means nothing, it's just a mystical thing, it's always here, everywhere
19:22:45 ‹Maxleod› the minion is raz but it's his signature and also his avatar, so means nothing either
19:23:27 ‹Maxleod› now we're left with alice in wonderland, and four elephants

19:24:06 ‹Razorvich› hmmm interesting
19:25:30 ‹Razorvich› I have to leave you with your brain fart now... got some things to do
19:25:41 ‹Razorvich› :ninja:[/spoiler]

[spoiler=The Mods]Multi Check was requested pretty quickly...... :twisted:
(I hear there was even some skype action)


IcePack wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
CatchersMitt14 wrote:[player]Hivim Caroarz[/player]


Thank you... he's spamming my wall already. lol


He is not the Droid you are looking for


Extreme Ways wrote:
Mad777 wrote:
EBConquer wrote:lol, what a weirdo. just noticed he's spamming everybody but he certainly is nice enough to to switch things up a bit... plus, he wants us all to join his clam. :lol: :lol:


He also walled me
i just joined today
i just made a tournie up
better than that joskos guy
i also need 3 mumfs so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map


....and already created a.........tournament:

mY tornie thing

And a map.



Then.....Penny drops with Catcher and I am contacted "mid spam" via skype.....Poor catcher, this month has been a little traumatic

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Multi Hunters
15:11:22 ‹TeeGee› ello, do any of the admins know about your new account? creates a headache for multi hunters, we cant bust a single account, have to bust minimum of 2 LOL
15:12:29 ‹Razorvich› LOL... click my signature
15:12:56 ‹Razorvich› April Fools
15:13:01 ‹Razorvich› HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
15:13:16 ‹TeeGee› All good

IcePack wrote:
Razorvich wrote:
TeeGee wrote:You didnt hide it very well LOL


Wish I was the fly on the wall when you guys realized

April Fools Multi Hunters

Hope I put a smile on your faces even for a few minutes LOL


It was really funny, soon as I saw you posting I went straight for multi check and saw right away and laughed. didn't let on so everyone else could get a kick out of looking around / wondering. I did get a bunch of skypes and PM's about the account though, kept it going for as long as I could :D
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=other victims][player]eddie2[/player]
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[player]gigi_b[/player]
gigi_b wrote:Aahaha...wanted to tell you about my wall message, but I see you've got one too.
And love Keefie's response on his wall...:))))


[player]dakky21[/player]
08:50:40 * dakky21 joins Social
08:50:58 ‹dakky21› bad joke raz
08:53:16 ‹dakky21› it was just bad... not funny i mean..
09:12:54 * dakky21 quit (timeout)[/spoiler]

(ALL THREADS HAVE BEEN MERGED) O:) :twisted: :twisted:



______________________________________________________________
I hope I put a WTF? smiles on a few faces today.
This has actually been a very funny month for me :lol:
I would like to thank the Admin guys,
Wham, K.A. and Blake for allowing my inner evil to run amok for a time.
Razorvich wrote:High Score: 2569
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[player]TeeGee[/player] has my PW... Wall him if I get below 1 Hour in CLAN GAMES ONLY !!
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Re: test

Post by TeeGee »

but I didn't study
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Re: test

Post by CatchersMitt14 »

Don't think this shit has gone unnoticed. I'm well aware of my impending doom.
11:36:19 ‹Swifte› #RazYouUselessTwit
Hivim Caroarz
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pussy diktators

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list

we cannot lose

we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all
Hivim Caroarz
Posts: 8
Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:06 pm

mY tornie thing

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

HEy! I'm tkaing to this site bigtime.
I will be the best cause i no stuf about the dice

Help me to get your points, i just copyed this from that josko dudes , and made a lot of changes because his ones suxed


Simple format:
69 Players, Seeded by score and bracket made at the beginning of the tournament.
all games will be against me
i will play the best first and then get down the list as i defeet you all

Each round played on DOODLE BABY!!! (because its looks SO sexy) and i want wins quick
1v1, , Automatic, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, Fog, Trench, Round Limit 100

u win u get another game agenst me, if i win u r out. i play u til i win

no noobs join please cause i want to raise my rank really quickly by killing good players

i am asked the mods team to give me a trial 3 mumf so i can play all the games
dont noobe me out mod dueds and coff up the goodys, this will be HUGE ~!~~~~!!!!
Or 1 of use can pay for me to
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join me ofr training

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

if u need training join my clam the pussy diktaters, dont wory about these smuks
i am the best and will tell u why when u join, i no stuff about the dice

i no all the maps, and i no the dice
i hav a list of the dice by time
its the dice that counts nothin else qand i am good so yay
join me in the clam the pussy diktaters and we will kill everyone good on the games
Hivim Caroarz
Posts: 8
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fight me

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

i chalenge anyone good to a game
it doesnt mater wot map cause u will b owned cause i am the best
no lo rank guys, caus i wont to get my score big lots soon

bring it pussies gutles pussies
i chalenge you all
i am the best
bnring it
pusies
Hivim Caroarz
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read this

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

I play my turns in between having sex.
i expext more than 100 games before today ends whens i get 3 mumfs from sum 1

u do the math

i rock, join my clam the pussy diktaters and join my tornie and give me 3 mumfs for more sex
Hivim Caroarz
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hak and kill

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

Map Name:
Mapmaker(s):
Number of Territories:
Special Features:
What Makes This Map Worthy of Being Made:

Map Image:
[bigimg][/bigimg]

MapStarter: 1 spot
2 starts 1 spot in the midle just hak and kill
its gota b ezyer 2 get points from idoits who have lotz

here is a map.. shit i cant believe this is not a live map now

Image

also need 3 mumfs pleez in advance so i can run my tournie
and join my clam
Hivim Caroarz
Posts: 8
Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:06 pm

time is out

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked

please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok

fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this
Hivim Caroarz
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seriiouss questions

Post by Hivim Caroarz »

helo, i just joined
wot is the eziest way 2 get 2 the top of the bord?
i only wont 2 play good hi playrs
how do i stop idoits joining my games when they start up
i wont to also discus why the good 1s are all scared to play me

i mean i want to get to the top quik an u r all gutless

so someone beter let me play lots of games cause the mods around here sux and dont give me nuthin
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Re: mY tornie thing

Post by benga »

only josko on acid is better than josko
so hello to acid!
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Re: pussy diktators

Post by IcePack »

You've convinced me, how do I join?
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Arama86n
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Re: pussy diktators

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Greetings!
Excellent idea to start a clan before finishing your first game! There's a great saying: "Winners start before they feel ready". You Sir, are obviously a winner.
How does one apply? Do you want statistics, or a simple resume with clan experience, map and setting preferences etc.
My current clan just doesn't cut it, I look forward to an upgrade to a more elite organisation.

Salutations
Your newest cannon fodder-

Arama86n

Awaiting order, Sir!
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iancanton
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Re: hak and kill

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welcome to cc, hivim!

what an idea! i wonder why no-one has thought of something like this before.

ian. :)
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Re: seriiouss questions

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Yeah, most of the players here a bunch of hopeless idiots. You can get to the top of the board without even trying, but you will need to give it a week or so
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Re: seriiouss questions

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Hello again Sir!

Find someone at the top of the scoreboard stupid enough to meet you in combat.
Get them to Real Time the games with you (play each turn immediately).
Spend a few hours consistently kicking their ass until you are high on the scoreboard.
Find another victim and do the same, preferably one of the absolute highest ranked players on the site.
Real Time beat them until you reach Conqueror.

Top ranked players will most likely deny you games, so a more realistic approach is to find mid ranked players willing to real time.
Or simply join every speed-game you see and win. Or at least until all the speed people have foed you out of fear.
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gigi_b
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Re: pussy diktators

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Thanks for the invite man, but now that this is open I have to say that I too have the dice list. Why share?
Also I tried a lot to pussy-diktate and it alwasays comes out I'm a noob idiot...so I"m just not cut for your roster.
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gigi_b
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Re: seriiouss questions

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I know a quicker solution!

You grab a print screen of the top scoreboard, cut the 1st ranking, paste in your user name using some photo editing and share the pic in the forums.
It always works!
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Re: pussy diktators

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Hivim Caroarz wrote:wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list

we cannot lose

we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all

In the case this is not an April Fool's joke/multi...

Starting your own clan is very ambitious. First, you have to find out if you really enjoy teamgames. Then, you have to have some friends that want to join your clan. Even then you need to read up on all the rules and protocols. I would recommend playing a game with me, settings of your liking as long as I'm in your team, after which you evaluate your initial idea of creating a clan.
TOFU, ex-REP, ex-VDLL, ex-KoRT.
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Re: hak and kill

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I don't have a hak button.
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Extreme Ways
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Re: time is out

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Hivim Caroarz wrote:i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked

please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok

fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this

This bug has been known for a while, since came into effect in 2016 to be precise. Someone mentioned our time wasnt correctly linked to your kitchen clock a few weeks later.
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Re: read this

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fapping doesn't count as sex.
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Re: mY tornie thing

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Tournament thread locked, Conquer Club mods are reviewing eligibility to allow this tournament to be validate or not.

Thanks for your understandings and contact me if any questions.

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Re: hak and kill

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Wow I was hoping it was like doodle earth and it is, If St Paddy's map could have zero reference to St Paddy's and minimalist, a perfect match.

I will gladly gift 6 orange stars to this venture.
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