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my name is ron, im an alcoholic.
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Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.
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My name is Legion, for we are many...
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ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.

Hi Ron, would you like to share tonight?
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Hi, I am a coat and a scarf.

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ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.


We all know that ron is rum in spanish. Tell us something we don't know Rummie.
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Won't somebody think of the children?
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BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.
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Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.
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BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.
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Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.

Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.
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BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.

Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.


Happiness is a hot crusade bun.
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Very punny. DUKKIE YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.


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I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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tzor wrote:I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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Are you trying to make this thread about threads?
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Dukasaur wrote:
tzor wrote:I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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Are you trying to make this thread about threads?

After being rejected by the men in black, the pink panthers and bananarama, Tzor is trying to make grey sexy.
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Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.



i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.
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ronc8649 wrote:
Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.



i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.

You light up my life, and I feel better with you. Everyday of my life and everywhere I go.
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Hello fellas and fellettes,

My name is Poindexter but I go by the nickname above. My mommy says I made all of you. :?:

My daddy says "mother's right, she's really up on things, b4 we married mommy served in the WACs
in the Phillipines." :-$

Anyhoo, 2 give U my life in briefs:

My biological mom & dad both died 2 years before I was born. I grew up in Hardbutt, Texas.

My shanty was more than 24 miles from the nearest school
and almost a block and 1/2 from the nearest bus stop.

I was ashamed of the poverty that made me saddle an old Jersey cow and
ride it 2 school each day due to lack of bus fare.

I had to quit school in the 2nd grade to help support myself. :(
I got a job selling bean pealers to the native american tribes in Texas. 8-)

As my cow died, I covered my territory on a tricycle.

Also, although I am not Canadian: :-s
However, let it be known:
I did all the things a person has to do to get nominated
by the liberal Canadian political party for the office of Prez, Premier or whatever. :roll:

Well enuf about me.

BTW, please check out my new blog thread on the social forum:
"Barry Manilow's CC fan club". O:)

Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another. =D>
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Godrulesdude wrote:
Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another. =D>


Some guys more than others it turns out.
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Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser
mrswdk is a ho
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Army of GOD wrote:Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser

Reported for sitting abuse and flaming
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Hi, my name is Army of GOD. I lack coherent thought.

I also have no dick.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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HI, I'm BoganGod and I've just reported you for no apparent reason.

(Psyche, I'm too lazy to report you most of the time and this was one of them.)
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I'm Tzor, I wish I was as edgy, sexy, and hip as BoganGod. As rebellious and strident as RiskLlama, and as sullen and brooding as DirtyDuckSoup
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