Chess Mafia [Game Ended - 3rd party wins]

[Ragian]

Unvote Surely three votes make up L-2. Spill the beans, Pika.

[FloresDelMal]

woah things got serious pretty fast here, i thought we were still in the joke phase but if we are serious here i agree with skoff that pika's coming across as a jester right now, and i don't feel like handing him an easy victory

[Pikanchion]

As if being a L-1 (or 2 now that I've finished writing this post, but whatever...) would scare me! Let's analyze all of my posts!

[spoiler=Two facts for the price of one---exclamation mark---]

So wait has day one has now officially started? -Bernie Sanders is yet to confirm unless I'm being blind.

Vote: Pikanchion for being unkillable. :^)

[/spoiler][spoiler=Another fact---exclamation mark--- The red chess peices are highly suspect and Skoffie posts in red, coincidence---question mark---]

Unvote: Pikanchion
Vote: Skoffin for being red like those highly suspect chess pieces in the OP.

Also OMGUSuspicious: mandalorian2298.

[/spoiler][spoiler=Here the fact is in what Skoffie said of course, but just as important to point out ---colon---3]

Pika is looking good.

Awww <3

[/spoiler][spoiler=Not a statement and so cannot be true or untrue]

Would anybody believe me if I said I knew who one of the scum are already?

[/spoiler][spoiler=An action rather than a statement this time, although perhaps not having a moustache of the twirlable type makes this the first and perhaps only lie---question mark--- -Hard to say...]

Would anybody believe me if I said I knew who one of the scum are already?

No, and I'm tempted to vote for you to even insinuate that you do.

I confess; it's me he's talking about. We have a cunning plan, y'see.

*twirls moustache*

[/spoiler][spoiler=This is 100---percent sign--- accurate to my knowledge, Skoffie is the character on the left in this image, note that at no point did I claim to be the character on the right, further any similarities in action are purely circumstantial and unproven]

@Pika, would you care to elaborate?

To elaborate twirling of the mustache? You are asking him to stroke his beard too?

Look there's Skoffie on the left!

[/spoiler][spoiler=Another truth ---open parentheses---make that two---closed parentheses--- in a long line of many, as I have demonstrated]

OMG i used to love those cartoons, what are they called on english? oh and my mother in law is coming to stay with us so i don't know how much time i will have for mafia, but ill do my best to keep up, btw how many of you actually play chess?

Wacky Races

I'm fairly certain that Pika isn't the person he claims to be, therefor, I motion a quick and justified bandwagon on Pika and his not-so-nefarious ways

I didn't claim to be anybody!

[/spoiler][spoiler=What could be wrong with this post---question mark--- I don---apostrophe---t understand why some appear to be bothered by it...]

How would Pika know who is scum on Day?
Possibilities:
1. He is scum. I think this should be the null hypothesis...
2. He is overstating a hunch that he thinks he's cleverly deduced from reading this big pile of crap posts.
3. He is power-role town, with a power that activates on Day 1 (not likely...)

4. Being a third party with some sort of ability.

Possibility 1 makes no sense, if I were scum I'd surely know at least two (myself being one), Possibility 2 would similarly make no sense, being incorrect use of the word "know". A weak yet relatively (for the size of the game) numerous scum team balanced by one of its members being known to a townie, though said townie being unable to reveal such without risking a lynch themselves, fits Possibility 3, while a third party (perhaps who is a lyncher claiming to know that their target is scum) could explain Possibility 4.

Besides I never actually claimed to know who one of the scum are, I just asked how people would react if I did make that claim :3
[spoiler.=SUPA SEKRIT STUFFZ, NO LOOKSIES]Although as it happens I do actually know that the Red Queen is the leader of the mafia team (although not who this Red Queen is), who King Hector is, and that Ragian is a Red Pawn.[/spoiler.]

Unvote: Skoffin
Vote: Ragian

[/spoiler][spoiler=Some people need to be more specific in their questioning---exclamation mark---]

@Pika, what gives?

I have no idea what you're referring to :^)

[/spoiler][spoiler=See the spoiler beginning---colon--- ---quotation mark---Not a statement...---quotation mark---]

I presume skoff's vote on me is another in-joke. Has everybody had a turn being voted on by skoff yet?

As for me, I'm going to [color=#00BF00.][b.]Unvote, Vote Pika[/b][/color] because his (doubtlessly false) claim of knowing just about everything was way past a joke.

Why not vote Ragian? >:(

[/spoiler][spoiler=Truth once more---exclamation mark---]

Pika.. are you a bomb?

No, are you?

[/spoiler][spoiler=And again---exclamation mark---]

Are you a jester?

No, are you?

[/spoiler]Spoiler BBCode is the worst (barring Skoffie) and I hate it!!!EXCLAMATION MARK!!! fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Why is Pika settling for no answers to his questions directed at Skoffin? Why would he lie about my alignment? Jester seems harsh in such a small game (right?)...bomb is a 1v1 trade town for scum...that doesn't make sense for scum either. I don't get it.

As demonstrated I have been entirely truthful (save perhaps for some implication about moustache twirlability) throughout, so I invoke the sacred right of Lynch-All-Liars, and say we should lynch either Ragian who disputes my highly factual claims and statements (and moreover is scum), or Skoffin, who was clearly lying when they claimed to be in on my plans, besides Muttley is never up to any good. That or you can lynch me (a waste of time as we have established) and once my claims have been verified we move onto one of the other candidates, only with town missing one more player than it would have otherwise after the Red Queen kills somebody through her Red Pawn Ragian.

Unvote: Ragian
Vote: Ragian Just for emphasis :3

[Pikanchion]

woah things got serious pretty fast here, i thought we were still in the joke phase but if we are serious here i agree with skoff that pika's coming across as a jester right now, and i don't feel like handing him an easy victory

Certain others *cough**cough*Thorthoth*cough*madmitch*cough* would appear to disagree with you, while even Ragian has withdrawn his mighty vote in the face of their supa cereal attitude towards me!

[Ragian]

Right. So, you want to be lynched. That's just ridiculous. The only liar so far is you, Pika, so if you want to invoke LAL, you must vote yourself.

[Ragian]

However, you cannot have a non-town result on me (unless you were a malfunctioning day cop), so obviously I'd think that you're a jester.

I need other people's thoughts on this.

[Ragian]

Triple post, sorry. As far as I can gather, the game doesn't end when lynching a jester, so we wouldn't harm town, we'd just have to suck up Pika's gloating.

[Pikanchion]

I disagree.

[Thorthoth]

Before I withdraw any votes. I want some straightforward answers.
(Shakes Pika hard) Was this all just an overdone joke? Why did you put us through all that? Couldn't you see you had your co-players worried sick?!

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[Pikanchion]

Before I withdraw any votes. I want some straightforward answers.
(Shakes Pika hard) Was this all just an overdone joke? Why did you put us through all that? Couldn't you see you had your co-players worried sick?!

I think you'll find that all my BSNS is SRS, and I expect Skoffie to back me up on this point.

Now can we get back to lynching Ragian for being scum?

[dakky21]

Since I believe DDS is the queen for his feminine posts, I'll unvote, vote Pika for a similar play like I did in the Hobbit. Not exactly the same, but he doesn't want to get lynched, that's obvious. Or he does because he is also vengeful or a jester. Either way, I think it's L-1.

[Ragian]

He does want to get lynched, though. Claim, Pika. For the love of Chess!

[Pikanchion]

He does want to get lynched, though. Claim, Pika. For the love of Chess!

If I want to be lynched then what incentive is there for me to claim when the basis for me claiming is "do this or we'll lynch you"? Not to mention the fact I already did claim the majority of my role... Unless what you want to know is my role name perhaps?

[Ragian]

Ahm...when did you claim some of your role, and why are you holding back?

[Ragian]

Are you claiming an unkillable role?

[Pikanchion]

Haven't you been reading my posts? :3

Also Ragian is scum, vote Ragian.

[Pikanchion]

I'll full claim if you do Ragian.

[Skoffin]

I may not believe Pika, but I believe in Pika.

unvote vote ragoo

Did you know that Dick Dastardly is partly based on Professor Fate from The Great Race?

[FloresDelMal]

this alice in wonderland moment is making me crave some tea, when did i ever decided to follow the yellow rabbit? anyway i am almost convinced that he is a jester and i don't want to hand him the win, he already won in my previous game, it's someone else turn now, but i do agree that most of the time a jester win does not end the game if someone wants to hammer is not the end of the world either

[Pikanchion]

I may not believe Pika, but I believe in Pika.

unvote vote ragoo

Did you know that Dick Dastardly is partly based on Professor Fate from The Great Race?

Everybody do as Skoffin does! What's the worst that could happen? -Let's assume I'm either a Jester or indeed unkillable for a second, what good does lynching me do? None! If I should be either of those things am I likely to be mafia aligned? No! So should you be averse to voting for who I wish? Not particularly... If I were an unkillable lyncher for instance, is the price of one player too steep a cost for an unkillable ally? If I were a Jester, would I have it in my interests to help the Mafia (or even the capability, given I would not know who they are), when them winning means my losing?

At worst lynching Ragian is random lynch, at best lynching me is a waste of time. Vote Ragian!

:shock: this alice in wonderland moment is making me crave some tea, when did i ever decided to follow the yellow rabbit? anyway i am almost convinced that he is a jester and i don't want to hand him the win, he already won in my previous game, it's someone else turn now, but i do agree that most of the time a jester win does not end the game if someone wants to hammer is not the end of the world either :?

*Slips a "Vote Me" label onto Ragian's back, and updates their own table of contents to include the word "Poison" in the fine print*
Now that you're here you may as well do what the labels say, who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a refreshing tea-party if you do.

[dakky21]

Actually, when looking from a different angle, unkillable claim could be the King, as in a chess game you can't kill a king, only checkmate. Lot of IF's but if Pika is claiming king and if DDS is the queen, it sorta narrows the choice.

unvote

[Thorthoth]

I still don't understand Pika's (& Skoffin's) reason for lobbying for a Ragian lynch, nor do I even understand what PIka is on about, but it's hard to believe that he really knows what he's semi-soft claiming to know... so it still seems scummy to me.

Are people believing he is unkillable? How does that even work? Unkillable by lynch or by night, or both? Would 'unkillable' always be a town role?

...and if he is an unkillable King (?) we might not even lose him if we did lynch him?

And another open question: Is there Lewis Carroll flavour mixed into this chess game?

[Ragian]

Pika's argument is ridiculous at best. Obviously, it's better to lynch a jester or an unkillable [sic] than a town role. Skoffin's vote is noted.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Actually, when looking from a different angle, unkillable claim could be the King, as in a chess game you can't kill a king, only checkmate. Lot of IF's but if Pika is claiming king and if DDS is the queen, it sorta narrows the choice.

unvote

You're killing me.

I'm not the queen. I just have soft firm claims, get off my dick already.

[madmitch]

@ PIKA why are you so sure Rags is scum? Why did Skoffin admit being scum with you? Why are you letting us think you are a jester when you already told Skoffin you was not a jester or bomb ? My vote stays on you for now because you are not making any sense,