Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia END Mafia win

[Skoffin]

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Day one

It's early in the morning and the store is full of customers. Some are pleasant, many are arseholes. The usual.
A commotion begins in a corner of the store; all can hear shouting, a scream and a crash of items off shelves
Everyone runs to see what happened, only to find a body badly damaged on the ground with several shelves knocked over
Security is called to check on it
"I'm sure I heard at least two people shouting" a customer claims, but everyone says they saw nothing
Security leaves locks down the store, deciding no one may leave until they find who is responsible

"This is RIDICULOUS! They can't hold me here!" Shouts one customer
"Does this mean I can't nap?" someone else exclaims
A child runs up screaming and breaks a tube of glitter on the floor, just like they do on days when a murder has not taken place
This will be a long day



Players Alive:

1 Pikanchion
2 dakky21

4 Ragian
5 strike wolf




10 Metsfanmax replaced by ZaBeast
11 Tobikera

Dead:
7 Razorvich Lynched D1 Opening up all the products (Townie)
3 aage Killed N1 The Tired Supervisor (Lyncher)
9 dgz345 D2 Can’t read signs properly (townie)
8 blacky365 Can’t read signs properly (townie)
6 chapcrap Replaced by JFM Playing hide and seek throughout the store (Hider)
Reserve
1

[Pikanchion]

Confirm

Vote: Skoffin for allowing free choice of colours.

[Skoffin]

Go eat a bag of dicks


All roles have been sent out.

[aage]

Confirm

[dakky21]

Confirm, btw, what is this a new practice to open different threads for signups and for the game...

[chapcrap]

Confirm, btw, what is this a new practice to open different threads for signups and for the game...

I was wondering the same...

[dgz345]

Cfirme

[strike wolf]

I'd like to lodge a claimplaint to the service department, the colors you chose for town are absolutely hideou. Think I'm gonna gag.

[strike wolf]

I meant to say firmplaint but all the whackiness in the other game got me think about claims.

[blacky365]

Confirm

[dakky21]

Who wants a bet that I will be lynched 1st?

btw, vote dgz because his post count script is faulty.

[Tobikera]

confirm

[Razorvich]

Confirm

[Metsfanmax]

Confirm

Confirm, btw, what is this a new practice to open different threads for signups and for the game...

Vote dakky for choosing to focus on this instead of proper jokevoting

[Skoffin]

Confirm, btw, what is this a new practice to open different threads for signups and for the game...

because dgzs post count extension isnt as usual if it counter all that signup chatter nonsene you nugget

[Ragian]

Confirm and hung over.

Vote Tobi for no reason whatsoever.

[dakky21]

is this thread going to die before it even starts?

[Pikanchion]

Vote: Ragian to see if this game requires unvotes in "standard rules".

[Razorvich]

is this thread going to die before it even starts?

I'm pretty sure its alive dakky

[Ragian]

Alive is overstating it, I would say. Has everyone confirmed? Is this D1? What's going on? Apart from nothing...

[aage]

It is day one, we just confirmed for the hell of it.


Vote Dakky he was town in the fish game, must be scum in this one!

[Ragian]

You're living on the edge, aage.

[blacky365]

It is day one, we just confirmed for the hell of it.


Vote Dakky he was town in the fish game, must be scum in this one!

Vote Aage for mentioning the F*** game

[chapcrap]

Do we know what kind of store we are in? I am in a meeting and hungry and I'm just thinking about donuts. But, if this is a clothing store, I'm gonna be disappointed.

[Ragian]

You don't know what store you're in?