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Dear Santa,

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Dear Santa,
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I will be a good boy.
Give me a Laptop for this X mas.
I will not be naughty & will continue to stay in CC
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Dear Santa,

Please give me a GoPro for Christmas.
I will continue ruffle feathers and get under people’s skin as much as possible.

Please have the community here help me figure out the right Model.
The guy at Best Buy said the “Hero” model 9 or 10… but I’m not sure if those allow remote zoom/panning?
i’m also not sure what’s up with this subscription.
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HO HO HO!!!
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chanakam2020 wrote:Dear Santa,
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I will be a good boy.
Give me a Laptop for this X mas.
I will not be naughty & will continue to stay in CC
Dear chanakam2020:

Due to supply chain shortages, I can't give you a laptop, but I can have Army of God sit on top of your lap.

Happy Holidays!!!
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Dear Santa,

Please give me a GoPro for Christmas.
I will continue ruffle feathers and get under people’s skin as much as possible.

Please have the community here help me figure out the right Model.
The guy at Best Buy said the “Hero” model 9 or 10… but I’m not sure if those allow remote zoom/panning?
i’m also not sure what’s up with this subscription.
Dear jimboston:

I've consulted with my elves and they recommend that, in lieu of the "Hero" model, I deliver the "Beta" model to your stocking instead.

Happy Holidays!!!
saxiclaus
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Re: Dear Santa,

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I want a French bulldog for Christmas.
Palestinians murdered by Israel during its ongoing illegal invasion of Gaza: 52,535*

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bigtoughralf wrote:I want a French bulldog for Christmas.
Why French and not British?

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Dear Santa,

Can I please have an armored car... like the Knight XV:
https://www.conquestvehicles.com/knight-xv.html

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Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Change my heart o' Lord.
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Dear Santa,

Please help Chanakam with his laptop.
Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera
Please help Saxi start his Dear Saxi column at the NY Post
Please help Yoshi live his dream of becoming batman
Please help Kool with his minigun for his 'scoot'. I know you don't like guns but he lives near Portland so you should give him a pass.
Please help hitred with his schizophrenia.
Please help BigWham keep CC going

And if you have any energy left over, bring back KingHerpes & Black Jesus for me. They really livened up the joint and shared an interesting perspective.

-Mook
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I likely knew several people in Jim Bostons picture there in atendance at the Archie Boyce pavilion.
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Dear Santa.
Mags wants P@P back for Christmas, could CC not be the proverbial f*ck up the arse without the common decency to give a reach around, this festive season?
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KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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these types of images obviously change my opinion about gun control.

Guck gun restrictions!

NRA forever… as long as I get my calendar of hot babes holding guns I’m happy.

I prefer when they hold my gun though.
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mookiemcgee wrote:Dear Santa,

Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera
Even though I really don’t like you much, I have to admit you’re funny. :)
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:lol:

Ya know, Gun Control has this terrible stigma...libs want to take guns, conservs think that's what it means too...

Literal definition:

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the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.

I'll happily keep on being an avid collector, hunter, trainer and responsible owner......and I'll protect those of you without as well ;o)

Well....most of you.....some I wouldn't piss on if they were afire :lol:
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..but would you piss on 'em if they weren't on fire?
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Nah....that's just not kosher..... :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Be careful, KB; if you keep this up, you will be accused of posting soft porn (as if he knows the DIFFERENCE....).....
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KoolBak wrote:
Literal definition:

NOUN
the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.
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mookiemcgee wrote:Dear Santa,

Please help Chanakam with his laptop.
Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera
Please help Saxi start his Dear Saxi column at the NY Post
Please help Yoshi live his dream of becoming batman
Please help Kool with his minigun for his 'scoot'. I know you don't like guns but he lives near Portland so you should give him a pass.
Please help hitred with his schizophrenia.
Please help BigWham keep CC going

And if you have any energy left over, bring back KingHerpes & Black Jesus for me. They really livened up the joint and shared an interesting perspective.

-Mook
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------------ Santa was a head of the game for you Mookie...
------------ Jesus Noir is always watching...Pops in alot...His last post was in General Congratulations October 6th....King Herpes was playing games a few months ago...Your wish was granted... :D
... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)
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Re: Dear Santa,

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KoolBak wrote::lol:

Ya know, Gun Control has this terrible stigma...libs want to take guns, conservs think that's what it means too...

Literal definition:

NOUN
the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.

I'll happily keep on being an avid collector, hunter, trainer and responsible owner......and I'll protect those of you without as well ;o)

Well....most of you.....some I wouldn't piss on if they were afire :lol:
Just jokin’ not looking to get into a gun debate.

I do believe in responsible gun ownership… and believe the vast majority of licensed gun owners are responsible.
(If they weren’t we’d have a hell of a lot more deaths than we do… it’s just a fact.)

That said…there is something about pictures of hot chicks with guns….
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jusplay4fun wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Be careful, KB; if you keep this up, you will be accused of posting soft porn (as if he knows the DIFFERENCE....).....
… one or two random pictures seems fine.

Whole threads of you posting your jerk-off material is weird.

KB is no where near crossing the line from normal red-blooded American to creepy weirdo like you.
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:lol: :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Time to revise this thread as we near Dec. 25.

Merry Christmas, ALL. :D
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I probably have much more than I should but.. Santa you know I have been good. If you could, I would like an Aviat A-1 Husky or a fairly nice 1970, Chevelle or Buick GS, 2 door with a manual transmission.
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