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[Quirk]

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It feels like a bonus banana pic day.

Almost forgot to endorse this. I endorse this. **Munches on an endorsed-banana**

ah, taking over for Andy, huh, quirK?

We have a system. Quirk posts pictures, I endorse them rubber-stamp style. It's a good two man system.


--Andy

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It was. How do we get him back in here?

[jusplay4fun]

Quirk is on his game, AGAIN. Well Done, Quirk.

[Pack Rat]

Does your wife know about your lust for Asian women?

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Does your wife know about your lust for Asian women?

So what? Again, aburdity from our resident rodent.



btw: The girl is much more attractive.

[Pack Rat]

So....your wife doesn't know about your views and addiction to Asian Porn.

[Quirk]

Does your wife know about your lust for Asian women?

My ex-wife is well aware of how I feel about Asian women. I didn't find that pic though. It was the Top of the Page Pic years ago. I think autoload was the first to post it. This thread has had many Top of the Page Pics. The first one was of bull's balls. I like this one better.

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Endorsed. **Leaves behind a banana talking to a banana talking to a banana (targetman).**


--Andy

[Skittles!]

huh.

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[Dukasaur]

Hm...jokes...lets see. I'll use my favorite...and also one I recently heard at work. (I work at a nursing home, and an elderly man told me this one.)

He told it in a little story. The man came over to me and another worker while we were clearing plates in the dining room, and asked us if we knew the history of Pop-eye. We both said no. He asked if we knew that he had a girlfriend named Olive Oil. We said yes. He then asked:
"Do you know what Pop-eye did when he had an erection? He stuck in it Olive Oil." We laughed hysterically as the man rolled off into the distance to the puzzle area.

~~~~~
And one of my favorite jokes:

A man goes to see a psychiatrist to help him with his problems. The psychiatrist spoke with the man for a while and then administered the standard Ink Blot test. "What do you see?" asked the psychiatrist. The man looked closely, adjusting his glasses and responded "Sex." "And now?" "Sex." "And...now?" "Sex." ... "Sex." ... "Sex." ... "Sex." The psychiatrist put down the final card and said to the man "Well, it seems that you are obsessed with sex." The man looked at him horrifically and said "You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

hehe....

--Andy

A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse, no front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his benefit money.

He strolled up to the counter and said:
"Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system and getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said:
"Wow, your timing is excellent. We've just received a job opening from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL, he'll supply all of your clothes and because of the unsocial hours, meals will be provided free of charge, you'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips, but you will also have as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sexual appetite."

The guy, jaw dropping and wide-eyed said:
"You're bull-shittin' me !"

The social worker said:
"Yeah, well . . . You started it . . .“

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We are siamese if you please..

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If I can be so bold…

Endorsed.

[Quirk]

Huh, I just can't relate to that shark.
Instead of thinking, "How nice,he got a good meal there."
I immediately sided with the gorilla thinking, "Shit."

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Keep up the good work, Quirk.

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