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- jusplay4fun
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Re: Dad Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
and one more:
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Let the good times roll, after Mardi Gras:
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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an im-pasta
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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Because every play has a cast.
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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Because it was overbooked.
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Re: Dad Jokes
I can only remember 25 letters in the alphabet. Not sure y.
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
- jusplay4fun
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Re: Dad Jokes
Why did the photon not have any luggage on his trip?
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The photon was going light. :lol:
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- KoolBak
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Re: Dad Jokes
That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
Re: Dad Jokes
One of my favourites!KoolBak wrote:That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
- KoolBak
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Re: Dad Jokes
*bows*
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.


