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What do you call a fake noodle?
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an im-pasta
and one more:

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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Because every play has a cast.
Let the good times roll, after Mardi Gras:

Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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Because it was overbooked.
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I can only remember 25 letters in the alphabet. Not sure y.
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Why did the photon not have any luggage on his trip?
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The photon was going light. :lol:
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NOT really a Dad joke, but....

Two dyslexic nuts walk into a bra....... :o :-$ :D
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That reminds me....

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?

He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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KoolBak wrote:That reminds me....

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?

He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
One of my favourites! =D>
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*bows*
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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