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Things you think about on the john

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Who wrote that message about Pearl Harbor in 1939? Does time travel actually exist and someone is fucking about?

Things i think about while visiting cleaveland.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Is that a land in which one cleaves?
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Who wrote that message about Pearl Harbor in 1939? Does time travel actually exist and someone is fucking about?

Things i think about while visiting cleaveland.
KoolBak wrote:Is that a land in which one cleaves?
Actually, not that far off.

Cleveland was originally named Cleaveland, for its founder Colonel Moses Cleaveland, and it wasn't simplified until 1831.

The story of the the simplification is fairly amusing, too. It has origins in the rivalry between two great newspapers, the Cleveland Advertiser and the Cleaveland Herald. Apparently, the Advertiser won the bitter feud and its spelling became the official one.
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Dukasaur wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Who wrote that message about Pearl Harbor in 1939? Does time travel actually exist and someone is fucking about?

Things i think about while visiting cleaveland.
KoolBak wrote:Is that a land in which one cleaves?
Actually, not that far off.

Cleveland was originally named Cleaveland, for its founder Colonel Moses Cleaveland, and it wasn't simplified until 1831.

The story of the the simplification is fairly amusing, too. It has origins in the rivalry between two great newspapers, the Cleveland Advertiser and the Cleaveland Herald. Apparently, the Advertiser won the bitter feud and its spelling became the official one.
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Ever pondered why they don't have great sci fi shows anymore like Lexx, Far Scape, or Fact or Fiction? Things i think about while releasing some inner demons.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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I usually think about pooping tbh... though i did enjoy the first two of those shows. Loved Aeon Flux late at night on MTV too.
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You're thinking about pooping while pooping? Like if you could poop more? Less?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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LOL@Lexx - the only "great" thing about that show was that blonde and her tits, DDS... :lol:
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Hey! No! That show had a kick ass undead assassin with a fucking awesome war chant!

But she did have great tits. Also, those lips, good lord.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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This song is a tribute to DDS:

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Whatever happened to all the old school animations where it looked realistic? Now everything is drawn with these big goofy ass eyes, rainbow hair, and shitty voice acting.

Speaking of hair. Why is everyone dying their hair every color they can get their hands on?! It's like, everyone is going through a Hot Topic phase from high school and just never grew out of it. It looks stupid and just thinking about it makes this visit to the john that much longer.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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I think it's the unfortunate effect of anime.
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I recently returned from a trip to Ireland and Scotland. (Great Trip, btw.)

My wife and I went to the grocery store for dairy and fresh fruit, mostly. We saw a woman with...decorations on her face and arms. I do not think they were tattoos, but were similar color, perhaps not as dark. She had like large dots or circles over much of her face. AND, here is the weird part: She was OLD, or OLDER, not a teen and 20-something. I think she looked close to 60, and it is (for me, anyway) odd for a person that old to have such markings or colorations on her face. I have seen younger people with tattoos and some on their face, BUT not like this.

Here is the closest image I could find online, but her "dots" were bigger and not as dark:

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Anyone else seen anything CLOSE to this?

AND, NO, usually do not think of stuff like this while on the john, I usually READ, or nowadays, play a quick game on my device. One projects thinking and the other promotes "living the 5 minutes dream" while sitting on the john.
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