Pick-up lines

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:50 am

On Rove Live, a celebrity interview show here in Australia, they featured the worst pick up lines. Heres 3 i can rememba, post the lines you find dont work

*Do you have spanner eyes, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten

*Did you fall from heaven, because that would explain your face

*Most men like hot attractive women; i like you.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:47 am

wow those really are awful.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:00 pm

o dear me thats horrid

Nappy Bone Apart · Post by **Nappy Bone Apart** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:01 pm

* Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Impressive.

JackInDaCrak · Post by **JackInDaCrak** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:59 pm

Is that a keg in your pants?

Cause you've got a huge fat ass.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:05 pm

Percy from the Kevin Spencer show wrote:I'll give you my welfare cheque if you'll do it with me.

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:07 pm

Are your parents retarded?

'Cause you're special.

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 pm

"are you alright?, with you falling from haven in all :wink:

hendy · Post by **hendy** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:30 pm

lmao these are all good.

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:03 pm

**Anchorman**

You have an absolutely breath taking hinny :wink:

craig84 · Post by **craig84** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:37 pm

is your dad an alien? because theres no1 else like you

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:06 pm

are u ugly cause i think ur ugly

Edit: are u ugly cause i think ur ugly wanna f*ck

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:11 pm

hawkeye wrote:are u ugly cause i think ur ugly

how is that a pick up line?

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:14 pm

it isnt its a shitty ass joke

carmoil · Post by **carmoil** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:51 pm

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:21 am

carmoil wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Definetly one of my favorites.....^

"Do you work at subway cause you're giving me a footlong"

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:06 am

theres a party in my pants, and your invited...

**Anchorman**

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:56 am

Oh wow, you like poetry?

Will you help me straighten out my Longfellow?

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:04 am

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day!

I like those...lol.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:05 am

did you guys know that i like choclate pie?

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:07 am

I lost my number. Can I have yours? **followed by a big cheesy grin :lol:

**

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:10 am

do you have a mirror in your pants, because i see myself in them....

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:43 pm

Get yer coat, you've pulled...

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:33 pm

Does your father work for Nike? Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

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