Pick-up lines

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:19 am

yell WANNA HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED to a random girl my friend did it once it was funny shit

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:37 am

I REPEAT

hawkeye wrote:do u think ur ugly cause i think ur ugly wanna f*ck

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:31 am

Im not that pretty but its 3am and nobody else has picked you up.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:00 am

Pagan Pick up lines...

Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?

Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

Haven't I seen you some place before in another life?

Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage.

So, do you draw down the moon here often?

What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Ninja pick up lines...

Haven't you not seen me before?

You're father must've been a twelve forked-tongued serpent of Koshi, 'cuz I can see myself in your 342 eyes!

I am so sorry about killing your boyfriend, need a hug?

And the ultimate pick up line: the Pirate pick up line

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

onbekende · Post by **onbekende** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:25 am

This one I read somewhere:

Look at the girl, take a look at here shirt and go for where the sticker (or something, can't find a name for it) and when she then asks what you do say: "I was trying to see if you were made in heaven"

Kernal_Kronic · Post by **Kernal_Kronic** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:23 am

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together...

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:36 pm

Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilized?

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:44 pm

you look very good. want to talk

Bozo · Post by **Bozo** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:10 pm

that was just weak

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:21 pm

GET YOUR TITS OUT!!!!!!

I find this does the trick

lil_dixon · Post by **lil_dixon** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:29 pm

Wow. Amazing. this is hilarious.. my favorite has to be...
"I haven't seen you before. One night stand anyone?"

TitusFinn · Post by **TitusFinn** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:40 pm

What about online pick-ups, like this simple one: :wink:

or maybe:

...depends on who you're picking up.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:38 pm

Bozo wrote:that was just weak

it was not a reall line. i was being sarcastic w/ it

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:40 pm

This one has always worked well for me.

"Hi I'm suicidal and if you don't go out with me I'll take this gun and blow my brains out."

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:34 am

Banana Stomper wrote:Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilized?

lolololol, i so have to try that one day.

lil_dixon · Post by **lil_dixon** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:30 pm

gavin_sidhu wrote:
Banana Stomper wrote:Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilized?

lolololol, i so have to try that one day.

Yeah.. I might have a problem trying that one... -female-
But seriously...
"Have I seen you before? :wink:

(then you do the sexy raised eyebrow)

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:57 pm

walk up to a chick on mothersday and tell her happy mothersday.. if she says im not a mother ya say wanna be

.. and if she says thank you (meaning she is one) you say hey moter wanna nother?? see its a lose lose .. err i mean win win situation :lol:

CBlake · Post by **CBlake** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:58 pm

are u from tennesee cause ur the only 10 i see

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Im no Fred Flintstone, but i could make your Bed-Rock :lol:

CBlake · Post by **CBlake** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:09 pm

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:18 pm

HighBorn wrote:walk up to a chick on mothersday and tell her happy mothersday.. if she says im not a mother ya say wanna be .. and if she says thank you (meaning she is one) you say hey moter wanna nother?? see its a lose lose .. err i mean win win situation

Id slap you int he face you ever said that to me dork lol

CBlake · Post by **CBlake** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:29 pm

KEEP MY MOM OUT OF THIS AND ILL KEEP THIS OUT OF YOUR MOM.

PaperPlunger · Post by **PaperPlunger** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:57 pm

IF you wrer a booger I'd pick you first

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:59 pm

lol dude thats so gross

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:02 pm

we are "meant to be"

FROM..........

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!!!!

IGNORE THIS, DONT KNOW WHY I POSTED IT.