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What is the manliest way to commit suicide?

 
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Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

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What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
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gun you need to have guts for that
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There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame way out of your problem.
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The manliest way to commit suicide is to get drunk, and start calling a group of 10 '7 foot meat-heads' nancy boys.
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heart attack [size=0]from a prostitute[/size]
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Sudoku. Number puzzles can kill a man. :D
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cena-rules wrote:gun you need to have guts for that


no way! thats the easiest...short and sharp, instantaneous death...
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I voted for the nitro in case you were wondering. The idea was originally conceived by a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.
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headbutting a wall until you die
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I'll go complicated.

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I think someone has studied the Darwin Awards a little too much...
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Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something
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unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
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luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.
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dcowboys055 wrote:
Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something


seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...
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luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage


luns, your marriage isn't that bad!
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s.xkitten wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:
Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something


seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...


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none....suicide is for little pussies
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red wine and sleeping pills
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Somebodies been reading Maddox...
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Minister Masket wrote:
luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.


Are you married? #-o
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luns101 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.


Are you married? #-o


s.xkitten wrote:luns, your marriage isn't that bad!
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The Gunslinger wrote:none....suicide is for little pussies


Father Callahan didn't seem to think so.

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Challenging me. :D
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None.

Suicide is for the weak and cowardly.

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