Conquerclub Haikus

Itrade · Post by **Itrade** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:48 pm

Incredible odds:
My four troops against his twelve.
I conquered. I came.

Pour out your creative juices into CC-related 5-7-5 structures and have fun in this thread!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:14 pm

This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:23 pm

One army to kill.
Then I'll cash for forty troops...
GODDAMN STUPID DICE!

:lol:

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:32 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.

im getting a feeling u are not a very positive person
:shock:

Genghis Khan CA · Post by **Genghis Khan CA** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:33 pm

Sitting on the loo
Rolling three dice against two
I'm not addicted

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:40 pm

I refresh, refresh,
then refresh, refresh, refresh.
Is it my turn yet?

And on a happier note from my last post:

Escalating games
I keep on cashing those cards
Now die, Scott-Land, die!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:58 pm

play nicely or else
twill will sneak up behind you
and you will vanish.

--Andy

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:58 am

Dictators round here,
Such pleasant chaps to talk to,
But double six sucks.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:15 am

New usergroups are
a fantastic improvement.
Lack, we are grateful.

There. Screw you Shady!
Who's being negative now?
Certainly not me.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:24 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:New usergroups are
a fantastic improvement.
Lack, we are grateful.

There. Screw you Shady!
Who's being negative now?
Certainly not me.

nope...not u at all

hugeandmanly · Post by **hugeandmanly** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:58 am

i have to agree...this is really retarded

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:01 am

Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt

lackattack · Post by **lackattack** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:08 am

The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:09 am

oh yeah haikus woo
i love conquerclub so much
we all should thank lack

insomniacdude · Post by **insomniacdude** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:45 am

I Conquer so much
That I am now sitting here
Writing some haiku

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:56 am

lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world

Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:12 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world

Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now

so I am a mod
I sit on my thrown
as the queen of chat

PinkyAndTheBrain · Post by **PinkyAndTheBrain** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:39 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world

Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now

so I am a mod
I sit on my thrown
as the queen of chat

When you write haikus
Make sure your second line has
Seven syllables

iteachjava · Post by **iteachjava** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:44 pm

Complaints about dice
Cheating or bad strategy
Write haikus instead

iteachjava · Post by **iteachjava** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:55 pm

hugeandmanly wrote:i have to agree...this is really retarded

one more line and you would have had it...try again

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:00 pm

Oh how ironic!
I had not noticed that one,
good observation.

billydigital · Post by **billydigital** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:29 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt

not a flame wars thread, how bout ban?

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:32 pm

billydigital wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt

not a flame wars thread, how bout ban?

Billy loves baseball,
His Avatar's disgraceful,
blah blah etc blah blah!

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:35 pm

jiminski my friend,
Are you here only to send,
Poor noobs to their end?

Anyway Billy,
STFU plzkthx,
We don't want you here.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:05 pm

Ban-dodging edit...