BEST NooB QUOTE-Post It HERE

[GrazingCattle]

I can attest (this doesn't count off for spelling errors?) to the fact that Jamie really did post that!

[demigod]

2007-06-29 06:39:38 - wrestler1ump: why does Rockiesman have a red dart target next to his name?

[bob72]

My rank shows my skill.

I nominate that for the biggest noob post ever... Your rank shows how good you are at listening to your doubles partner...

Who scorba?, how about f*ck you, you ugly f*ck, me and scorba are a team, yeah of corse, he a taught me alot, since i was a Lt, but i seill have made my own path, and i put as much into the team as him, so f*ck you you fucking cunt.

LMAO man calm down you need to smoke some dope or something you'll have a coronary before your 30

[bob72]

2007-06-29 06:39:38 - wrestler1ump: why does Rockiesman have a red dart target next to his name?

HEHE

I had this in 2 recent assassin games

XXXX: hey i'm new here at this game, why are we lost?

It makes assassin games dangerous to play for those looking for points.

Also makes assassin games great fun as you can lure your opponents into killing off your enemies. Especially newbies

[banana_hammocks]

2007-02-01 19:50:50 - banana_hammocks: oh my god, i only just realised this wasn't a team game!!! I thought i was on a team with simtom and AORATOS!!!! I am officially the dumbest player here!!


whilst playing in a 6 player terminator game, which had been going for over 3 days!

[pancakemix]

2007-03-20 08:16:16 - sheepofdumb:Our only hope is to run blindly into him.

[The1exile]

DO you guys remember Lamont?

... claimed to be the world champion of risk...
...played 6 games...
...lost all 6 of them...
...Left and has never been seen since

He gets my vote for the biggest noob

That's nothing. You should see wrestler1ump.

Rank: Cook Cook
Score: 687
Games: 22 Completed, 0 (0%) Won

Neg FB:

If you like comments like: "Okay guys, I am a really good Risk player so listen to me and I will help give advice." & then "That was very dishonest and unfair of you guys to gang up and attack me" & "You guys shouldn't have done that just cause I'm the best player here. Lord, you didn't listen to what I said to you." Play with this guy!
wrestler1ump's response: I am a very strong Risk player. Not to boast or anything, but most players have to cheat just to beat me. That doesn't make it fair at all.

[Rocketry]

I heard a rumour that you can play games of risk on this site. Anyone know if thats true?

Rocketry

[decoulombe]

What's a noob? LOL

[thatnerdyboy]

2007-06-21 02:28:57 - wrestler1ump: do i have to have three bolds to cash in my cards?

This might not seem that stupid, but this is from wrestler1ump's 19th game..

[The1exile]

I heard a rumour that you can play games of risk on this site. Anyone know if thats true?

Rocketry

nah, it's all about mafia.

[Fircoal]

I heard a rumour that you can play games of risk on this site. Anyone know if thats true?

Rocketry

nah, it's all about mafia.

QFT

[robb]

That's nothing. You should see wrestler1ump.

Rank: Cook Cook
Score: 687
Games: 22 Completed, 0 (0%) Won

Neg FB:

If you like comments like: "Okay guys, I am a really good Risk player so listen to me and I will help give advice." & then "That was very dishonest and unfair of you guys to gang up and attack me" & "You guys shouldn't have done that just cause I'm the best player here. Lord, you didn't listen to what I said to you." Play with this guy!
wrestler1ump's response: I am a very strong Risk player. Not to boast or anything, but most players have to cheat just to beat me. That doesn't make it fair at all.

thats so funny, he is worringly disilluisioned! where on earth he got the idea that he is good is beyond me. especially since he has won not a single game

[kwanton]

This is the noobest thing ever. But I dare anyone to tell me that don't look kewl.

Hi

[chessplaya]

This is the noobest thing ever. But I dare anyone to tell me that don't look kewl.

Hi

Srsly dude not cool

[ParadiceCity9]

take2out used up most of the good ones really

take2out: hey green, blue is cheating, he has more armies then he should

take2out: you guys are cheating how could you guys have so many wins and no loses or one loss (referring to wicked's feedback)

lol

[Scott-Land]

How come no one on this site has lost any games? Everyone's record is like 60-0, 100-0 ....... etc

[AAFitz]

- AAFitz [team]: ill probably be dead...so do what you want
- Gavino07 [team]: its only round 2
- Gavino07 [team]: I want you to keep yellow busy.
- silvanthalas: heh
- Gavino07 [team]: i meant to drop on Western USA not Western Europe
- silvanthalas: hrm, Gavino isn't dong much to help you there, AA
- AAFitz: i noticed

some good ones here...but heres the best one

AAFitz [team]: you seriously have to either fortify me, or just kill me and cash in your cards..and then try to take out yellow
- Gavino07 [team]: look, i am not going to kill nor fortify you yet! You are benefitial at this point! I have plans for you in Europe.
2007-03-28 20:54:20 - AAFitz [team]: yellow is going to kill me and take my ca_ds and win...
2007-03-28 20:56:01 - AAFitz: i mean blue...good luck man..youre gonna need it
2007-03-28 21:00:46 - Gaiero: why you say that?
2007-03-28 21:08:37 - Gavino07 [team]:cards?
2007-03-28 21:10:37 - Gavino07 [team]: Damn it. I went the wrong way first.

[civver]

take2out: you guys are cheating how could you guys have so many wins and no loses or one loss (referring to wicked's feedback)

I'll admit it, I once said something about the feedback being a win:loss ratio when I was a noob.

[misterman10]

"why wont it let me attack from Brazil to China?"

"anybody know what were supposed to do after we press begin turn?"

"Thats no fair, you only won because you kept getting stronger and stronger and getting more armies than me per turn"



Oh, good stuff

[static_ice]

take2out: you guys are cheating how could you guys have so many wins and no loses or one loss (referring to wicked's feedback)

I'll admit it, I once said something about the feedback being a win:loss ratio when I was a noob.

I used to think that too, except I held my tongue until I figured it out

[AAFitz]

SWIFTEE: I somehow misplaced my troops. Was going for Sweden and they somehow wound up in Thailand... oh well
2007-06-01 21:23:04 - SWIFTEE: I still left you alone in Australia, how about we eliminate the Neutral player before we bother with each other much more
2007-06-01 21:23:58 - SWIFTEE: jack***... what the hell... don't you read these damn messages?
2007-06-01 21:24:18 - SWIFTEE: bite the bullet on that temporary truce...
2007-06-01 21:25:00 - SWIFTEE: **** this... I quit

I feel bad posting this one...but it was a two player game...and they asked for a truce against neutral...honest, but damn funny mistake

[thatnerdyboy]

2007-07-10 02:31:43 - dumcool4: this is borrin
2007-07-10 02:31:59 - dumcool4: bye
2007-07-10 02:32:11 - dumcool4: how u play this game?

This is from the chat on game 615821.

[eyeofdeath]

From a game i recently won....

- mshawlove: how did red get so many armies already? he has 45 armies and 4 cards? is there a cheat?

- eyeofdeath: not at all. just luck. Blue has quite a bit of armies also. He just hides them better. ; )

- mshawlove: BS im reporting you

- mshawlove: you dont even have a continent neither of you, cashed in NO cards, and still have amassed large armies...that must be SO MUCH FUN

[DiM]

****: Alright well I was waiting and willing to play but since you all decided to go jack off im just gonna go to bed and just forget about this game, cya

it wasn't a realtime game and the guy actually waited 2 and a half hours to see if we take our turns. my guess is he's gonna deadbeat