Conquer Club

Arama86n wrote:

fishydance wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:i'd rather drink bleach

Maybe if you mixed it with coffee??

Oh, and I am making cappuccinos *without* bleach, if you're interested fishy

Good luck to the new clan.
Going to sip my coffee and enjoy the drama.

But but ... the bleach adds a little extra 'zing'. You should try it sometime Now share that cappuccino with me.. it smells good!

*Pixar* wrote:

MTIceman41 wrote:LIONs would like to introduce JoeBurrow as it’s new member…
Calm cool collective
Have a great weekend everyone

Come on now MTI, you know AWOL has no experience in physical exercise or sports to get this joke...

arguments and insults work a lot better when the things you say actually have some truth to them. when the best you can do is make up random things you have no clue about, you look stupid.

As a dumb European, I have to admit I had to google the name before getting the joke.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

*Pixar* wrote:

MTIceman41 wrote:LIONs would like to introduce JoeBurrow as it’s new member…
Calm cool collective
Have a great weekend everyone

Come on now MTI, you know AWOL has no experience in physical exercise or sports to get this joke...

arguments and insults work a lot better when the things you say actually have some truth to them. when the best you can do is make up random things you have no clue about, you look stupid.

Seeing the whole clan as keyboard warriors makes my estimation probably pretty accurate.

*Pixar* wrote:Seeing the whole clan as keyboard warriors makes my estimation probably pretty accurate.

*Pixar* wrote:Come on now MTI, you know AWOL has no experience in physical exercise or sports to get this joke...

Yeah. Best to let that stupidity lie but I believe by making that idiotic and baseless implication, you out yourself as the one who's the tough guy keyboard warrior. But thanks for playing.

Got to side with AWOL here. Nothing funny coming from MT's posts, just an underlying nastiness.

Keefie wrote:Got to side with AWOL here. Nothing funny coming from MT's posts, just an underlying nastiness.

You might be confused; I make funnies not nasties…I jokingly said Joe Burrow was the new member anyways …
Happy Valentine’s Day all

LIONs are excited to introduce the charming, sophisticated, and talented emilywink!

She will educate you on strategy and proper chat banter so watch out before she teaches you a lesson or two.

Additionally she performs her best in high stake clan wars: a true TOFU killer. She boosts morale, makes games exponentially more enjoyable, and is a spectacular teammate.
Welcome emilywink and looking forward to a new adventure!

MTIceman41 wrote:LIONs are excited to introduce the charming, sophisticated, and talented emilywink!
... a true TOFU killer...

The way your recruiting is going, it might be better to refer to her as an S&M killer. 5 former S&M players now, 2 of whom have been very active recently...

MTIceman41 wrote:
Additionally she performs her best in high stake clan wars: a true TOFU killer.

TOFU killer? No disrespect. But, she had one great war vs us. CC7 she went an impressive 8-2. However, her overall record in clan wars vs TOFU.....27-29. A very good player. But, there are no TOFU killers....

thanks Iceman!

although i did have one war where i had great luck/success vs tofu, i think they have done much more emilywink killing than i have done tofu killing. i really never minded which of us died though, long as the carpets were covered in blood after the dust settled.

S&M will always have a special place in my heart. Fishy and josko are the best, and i plan to remain e-married to josko or at least his side piece despite the clan change

Hey now!
What have I said about blood on the carpet Ms. Wink??

Good luck in your new home

I think foxglove is the only true TOFU killer.

That being said, should we be worried about S&M CC participation? Big hit for them, with as of now 3 members (of which 2 leaders) leaving and more speculated to come.

Extreme Ways wrote:I think foxglove is the only true TOFU killer.

That being said, should we be worried about S&M CC participation? Big hit for them, with as of now 3 members (of which 2 leaders) leaving and more speculated to come.

Thanks for the concern. It does hurt, but I can assure you we'll be participating. I'm busy sharpening the weaponry.

fishydance wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:I think foxglove is the only true TOFU killer.

That being said, should we be worried about S&M CC participation? Big hit for them, with as of now 3 members (of which 2 leaders) leaving and more speculated to come.

Thanks for the concern. It does hurt, but I can assure you we'll be participating. I'm busy sharpening the weaponry.

This is lovely to hear. While this will of course hurt S&M, your bunch is still a top2 clan in my heart.

This sucks.

Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

IcePack wrote:Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Ha ha ha. Thanks for the chuckle. Sorely needed right now

IcePack wrote:Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

That's just going in reverse, since the spank came from TSM and the milk came from KoRT. I'm the undisputed expert on this topic, since I came up with the name.

I'm pretty cool like that.

niMic wrote:

IcePack wrote:Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

That's just going in reverse, since the spank came from TSM and the milk came from KoRT. I'm the undisputed expert on this topic, since I came up with the name.

I'm pretty cool like that.

Or..... we could just go back to being KORT

IcePack wrote:Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

We will stick with LIONs
Still love you nimic

MTIceman41 wrote:

IcePack wrote:Seems like this is mostly a split from S&M? S&M Lite / 2.0?

So original will be called SPANK from now on, and this one is now MILK.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

We will stick with LIONs
Still love you nimic

LIONs are excited to introduce Mahomie Zidane - 21!

Over ten years of playing together and 400 games. So many great wars and battles together it has been an honor.
Death, taxes, and my man Zidane being a solid teammate are absolutes in life. Let’s smash or head-but our competition!

Welcome Z and looking forward to a new adventure!

So you're literally recruiting all my usual team-mates.

Who's next? Ender? ABR?