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Total votes: 2

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 7!

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Riskllama said he could take him any day of the week, both arms tied behind his back
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 7!

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Well even I could take most people if you tied both arms behind their back.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 7!

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LOL. Raz is afraid of 16 yo girls "because they have an attitude". He's a store manager, and he had to call the police on one, a shoplifter, because "you haven't met her, she's really dangerous". Also, he's a victim of domestic abuse; his wife is a husband beater. I vote Llama.
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Maxleod wrote:LOL. Raz is afraid of 16 yo girls "because they have an attitude". He's a store manager, and he had to call the police on one, a shoplifter, because "you haven't met her, she's really dangerous". Also, he's a victim of domestic abuse; his wife is a husband beater. I vote Llama.
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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Totally RL. No contest.
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Oh boy. What a mismatch
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 7!

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Let's just say it's your normal boxing ring, 12 rounds. Who would go the distance and beat the brakes off the other?

I'll update this weekly. (Or whenever I feel like it).

Round 7 - Razor vs Riskllama! It's a chatterbox mod who is likely a grumpy old man in real life vs an angry old oiler who's probably missing limbs! Which wheelchair pusher wins?!

1st Round Winner - Ralph. Though that wasn't really a challenge to begin with.

2nd Round Winner - Duk! Kind of shocked. Thought the irish midget from boston could beat some old fart with a pace maker to death, but hey, McGregor loses to some dork named "Dustin."

3rd Round Winner - Confederate. By a landside. JP4 tries to talk some gibberish to Confederate, but Confederate counters with ALL CAPS AND INANE BABBLE ABOUT THE LEFT, before delivering a swift kick to the testicles.

4th Round Winner - Koolbak. Fucking destroyed me, then bought me a beer. I'll take the loss like a champ!

5th Round Winner - Hitred! Turns out, Hitred doesn't appreciate the competition, and in a twist of events, calls a crusades and beats Owenshitter like the man owed him money. That'll teach him.

6th Round Winner - TeeGee! Mookie tries to write an erotic novella about TeeGee and bigWham but TeeGee bans him from life. Take that, Stephen King!
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Im a quality poster. I don't half ass my shit.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Turns out your witty repartee is second only to your modesty! That's why I loves ya (dad hug)

...worrying however that Razor's votes have doubled in 24 hours.....
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KoolBak wrote: ...worrying however that Razor's votes have doubled in 24 hours.....
I think Razor is a lot tougher than you people give him credit for.

And llama is a pothead. He might be dangerous, if he stops staring into his bong long enough to do something. Unlikely.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
IcePack wrote:I’m going to say TG. Just saw the thread. Unfortunately OP only has winners and not losers of the other rounds so it’s the only opinion I can provide on the matter.
Ralph vs Saxi
Duk vs Jimboston
Confederate vs JustHatesFun
Koolbak vs Yours Truly
Hitred vs Owenshooter
My votes in bold (not that it matters)
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(thank you!)
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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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IcePack wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
IcePack wrote:I’m going to say TG. Just saw the thread. Unfortunately OP only has winners and not losers of the other rounds so it’s the only opinion I can provide on the matter.
Ralph vs Saxi
Duk vs Jimboston
Confederate vs JustHatesFun
Koolbak vs Yours Truly
Hitred vs Owenshooter
My votes in bold (not that it matters)
It doesn't, because you didn't vote for me. So thanks alot!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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Round 8 gents and lady
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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This is bit of a no brainer.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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Jimbo, obviously.

Saxi couldn't fight his (?) way out of a wet paper bag.

Plus, you occasionally hafta leave your mom's basement to be involved in an altercation....
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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I have to be honest, Saxi has his strengths.

I don’t know what they are, but he MUST have some right?
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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He has two working hips tbf
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bigtoughralf wrote:He has two working hips tbf
Did you find this out before or after you pounded on his front door for five minutes?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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OK… I can accept Saxi voted for himself. Fine.

Who’s the other vote from? It’s JP4 ain’t it?
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Gotta be usa-hating upright-boner-boy, MrSwdk. Birds of a feather and all...
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jimboston wrote:OK… I can accept Saxi voted for himself. Fine.

Who’s the other vote from? It’s JP4 ain’t it?
That's a tough call on who he despises more. Lol
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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OK… I call bullshit.

Against Duk at least I could justify the loss as me losing a ‘popularity contest’.

This right here is just embarrassing…. and complete BS.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 8!

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Well, Saxi gets the freaks and haters vote. You get the normal people. So in reality, this spread is making sense :lol:

And like reality, it is a sad representation of the community.

You know you're the winner Jimbo...take that to heart at least :lol:
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KoolBak wrote:Well, Saxi gets the freaks and haters vote. You get the normal people. So in reality, this spread is making sense :lol:

And like reality, it is a sad representation of the community.

You know you're the winner Jimbo...take that to heart at least :lol:
Thanks.

Still… if I lose I am going on a self-imposed exile for an indeterminate time frame.
So if you haters want me gone keep voting for Suxzi.
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