Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:15 am**

Welds your tongue to a conveyor belt and lets you get dragged along by it into a crushing block

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:16 am**

Ties you to a chair and gets a real fat smelly nasty woman to give you a lap dance now you need Viagra for the rest of your life

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:27 am**

Ties you to the same chair and puts the chair on the raft. i then put you, the chair and the big fat smelly woman out to sea. You are now each others travel companions until you get rescued.

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:29 am**

Cool cuz when we get rescued I am the hotter person so I get some :twisted:

J/k fat girls need love too so when we are rescued I give her your address and tell her you want to marry her and she stalks you for the rest of your life

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:39 am**

I change address and make sure the one who rescues you is a gang of desease ridden sailors.

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:23 am**

OMG you mean they have sailors that are not diseased
I was kinda hoping for pirates to save me jack sparrow would be nice then I could be a wench :twisted:

sssssoooooooooo back to torture what to do what to do :-k

OH i know I get you cut off :twisted:

for a year

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:25 am**

cut off from what? :shock:

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:27 am**

I can't bring myself to do it, I just can't

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:29 am**

Dariune wrote:cut off from what?

from nookie no nookie for you and I tie your hands behind your back so you can't ahem....hope it don't explode from overload :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:32 am**

Now thats just mean

Fine, puts a chastity belt on you. None for you either.

Awww thanks Diddle

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:58 pm**

fine dances in front of you almost nekid (chastity belt) just to give you a little bit more torture

fix that oh I forgot you can't your hands are tied behind your back

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:06 pm**

Stick 100 pieces of glass in each eye.

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:09 pm**

pulls all your leg hair out one by one untill you bag for mercy

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:09 pm**

cut holes in your brain...wait you don't have one. :lol:

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:10 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:11 pm**

Pulls off arms so you can't cross them.

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:16 pm**

Rips your hood off

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:17 pm**

oh no

Rip your head off :evil:

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:20 pm**

shit in your mouth

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:21 pm**

puke in your face

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:23 pm**

stick a knife in your ass and hang u with barbed wire

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:26 pm**

Rip out your ugly eye.

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:28 pm**

nice rape ur pets

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:31 pm**

nice rape ur pets

Molly! no not Molly!

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:20 pm**

Rips off your nipples and impales you on a large spike

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