NCIS Mafia: Mafia Win!!

[DiM]

those darn moderators increased the prices for perma bans.
i bribed them to give you a permanent ban and yet you're still here.
don't they know the whole world is going through an economic recession?
darn those cheapskate moderators and their insanely priced permabans.

PS: anybody interested in a kidney? trying to raise money for bribes.

[Yomiel]

You really are a monster. The world would be better off without abusive men like yourself.

[DiM]

You really are a monster.

you got me:

[Yomiel]

It's not funny. Just sick.

[DiM]

i agree, not funny at all.
i guess it's time for a full disclosure.

we are indeed a group of evil conspirators.
here is our organizational chart including code names:



wanna guess who's who?

i'll start you off. i'm the Evil Clown and campin is the Seductress. you find out who the rest are.

[Yomiel]

How can you get such pleasure from abusing women? I feel sorry for people who actually know you offline.

[DiM]

not many women know me offline.
as you can see from the image presented earlier there's just 3 women in our exclusive group. and the butch henchwoman actually looks like a man, but at least she makes a killer reuben sandwich.

PS: it's literally a killer sandwich. the dressing is arsenic.

[Yomiel]

You need to get some help.

[DiM]

You need to get some help.

we do get help from time to time but it's mainly for big world domination plots.

for example, last year Evil Genius (3rd from the left on second row in the organizational chart) posted this ad in a local newspaper:


it didn't turn out very well. Evil Genius spent some time in hospital after that fiasco.
i guess it's true what they say:

[Yomiel]

It's not funny. You' get a kick out of driving people to suicide. You are just disgusting.

[DiM]

It's not funny. You' get a kick out of driving people to suicide. You are just disgusting.

what?
no way.
i'm getting a kick out of tormenting the cookie monster.

the other day i stole all his cookies and he was all like:



or one time i replaced all his cookies with fruits and veggies. he got really mad:

[Campin_Killer]

It's not funny. You' get a kick out of driving people to suicide. You are just disgusting.

I didn't know she was attempting to make you kill herself

Guess it's time to update the Bunker mission statement...




...


Oh, shit, did I just mention the Bunker?

[Yomiel]

Sick. Get help. Both of you.

[DiM]

Sick. Get help. Both of you.

i tried getting help once but i think i was cheated. he didn't really seem legit:

[Campin_Killer]

Sick. Get help. Both of you.

Righto, you've caught the neighborhood 14 year-old pervert.

Did you know I've been convicted on 5 counts of [Insert whatever lie Yomiel will say next]?

[Yomiel]

I know it will never happen, but I really hope you guys get banned for this sick behavior. It won't work. I'm not going to let you coerce me into doing something like that.

[DiM]

coerce you into doing what?

[Yomiel]

Just stop. It's not funny, and I've already reported it.

[DiM]

reported what?
i haven't done or said anything.

[Yomiel]

You most certainly have done something, including bullying and trolling me to an inhuman level.

[pancakemix]

Yomiel, why on earth did you come back? You knew this was going to happen, right?

Also, this looks eerily reminiscent of a thread on MafiaScum that was linked to earlier on. Suicide threats and everything.

[Yomiel]

Why should I have to stay away, because certain people just can't act like adults? If I did even a fraction of what some of you have done, I'd have been banned for good. It's not right that bullies like some of you are allowed to do such awful things. I did nothing wrong.

[rdsrds2120]

Since none of you listened to chap, I'm just going to lock this right here for a minute, and don't think of taking it to another thread.

Also, if anyone in the last page and a half thinks that they weren't trolling, ya' need a checkup from the neckup. You'll all be getting your due respects soon. Regards,

--rdsrds2120