Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[trinicardinal]

Granted now its the only thing you can remember!

I wish she didn't have crabs!

[e_i_pi]

Granted, but now she has seafood extender where the crabs used to be

I wish I had tartare sauce

[trinicardinal]

Granted but that's all you have.

I wish there was no hunger in the world

[e_i_pi]

Granted but everyone now subsists on a diet of tartare sauce and seafood extender harvested from between Catherine Zeta Jones' legs.

I wish I hadn't replied in a manner that could raise the attention of the mods

[jayde]

granted, but then you're randomly banned anyway.

I wish it would snow!

[trinicardinal]

Granted but it won't stop snowing and everyone is targeting you with snowballs.

I wish i could travel more

[mpjh]

Granted. Welcome to Kandur Central Prison.

I wish I had 700 billion dollars.

[jayde]

Granted, but the taxes are $800 billion. Pay up.

I wish I had a maid.

[mpjh]

Granted. Meet Fred.

I wish George W. Bush were sober.

[jayde]

granted, but he's still Prez for a few more weeks.

I wish Fred was a straight single Chippendale who becomes my live-in maid.

[trinicardinal]

Granted. He trips on his first day and permanently injures a vital part of his anatomy and successfully sues you for $1,000,000,000.00.

I wish i had gotten the money instead of him.

[jayde]

granted, but I now own you. Go clean the bathroom and pick up my dry cleaning.

I wish I had a better lawyer.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but he's too busy with bigger cases to take yours on now.

I wish I didn't have to clean the bathroom!

[strike wolf]

Granted now you have to tongue clean the outhouse.

I wish that I hadn't gotten thrown into the sun.

[trinicardinal]

Granted. now you're just stuck in space

I wish i didn't have to tongue clean anywhere

[strike wolf]

granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.

I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.

[heavycola]

granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.

I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.

you have 20 seconds to enjoy it before you suffocate to death.

I wish everyone could be more like me

[jayde]

granted but then we all kill ourselves because we suck too much

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!

[strike wolf]

We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.

I wish I could breathe in space.

[e_i_pi]

Wish granted, and you discover space actually smells like burning pubic hair.

I wish I had zero wishes

[jayde]

granted.

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!

[strike wolf]

We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.

I wish space didn't smell like burning pubic hair.

[trinicardinal]

Granted it smells like a burning outhouse

I wish I could see the pyramids

[jayde]

granted but your stuck inside entombed.

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!

[trinicardinal]

Granted bu that means that this thread never started. this causes a rift in the space-time continuum causing our galaxy to cease to exist.

I wish you had never made that wish