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Bruins over Wings in 5
Bolts over Habs in 6
Pens over BJs (tee hee) in 5
Rangers over Flyers (pigs) in 7
Avs over Wild in 5
Hawks over Blues in 6
Ducks over Stars in 5
Sharks over Kings in 6

Bruins over Bolts in 5
Pens over Rangers in 6
Hawks over Avs in 7
Ducks over Sharks in 6

Pens over Bruins in 7 (REVENGE!)
Ducks over Hawks in 6

Pens over Ducks in 6 - 35 total goals.

Because FU, that's why.

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Army of GOD wrote:The Leafs fucking suck.

Dick.

My full set of picks.

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Interesting that both EhOhGee and I both think they'll score 27 total goals.

Bollocks.

Why isn't your nose included in your full set of picks?

Serbia, what makes you think the Habs will beat the Bruins?

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sempaispellcheck wrote:Serbia, what makes you think the Habs will beat the Bruins?

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Beer. And Carey Price.

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:

sempaispellcheck wrote:Serbia, what makes you think the Habs will beat the Bruins?

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Beer. And Carey Price.

Bollocks.

Well, I think you're wrong, because Tuukka Rask.
In any case, my bracket says the Habs won't even get that far.
We shall see.

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sempaispellcheck wrote:Pens over Ducks in 6 - 35 total goals.

This guy gets it.

DoomYoshi wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:The Leafs fucking suck.

I agree because they didn't make the playoffs.

dick

That was unnecessarily close.

Avalanche in 6
Blues in 7
Ducks in 5
Sharks in 6
Wings in 7
Habs in 6
Pens in 5
Rangers in 6

Avalanche in 6
Ducks in 4
Habs in 5
Pens in 5

Avalanche in 7
Habs in 7

Avalanche in 7

Timminz wrote:Avalanche in 6
Blues in 7
Ducks in 5
Sharks in 6
Wings in 7
Habs in 6
Pens in 5
Rangers in 6

Avalanche in 6
Ducks in 4
Habs in 5
Pens in 5

Avalanche in 7
Habs in 7

Avalanche in 7

You just want to see Roy shaft his old team one more time.

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:

Timminz wrote:Avalanche in 6
Blues in 7
Ducks in 5
Sharks in 6
Wings in 7
Habs in 6
Pens in 5
Rangers in 6

Avalanche in 6
Ducks in 4
Habs in 5
Pens in 5

Avalanche in 7
Habs in 7

Avalanche in 7

You just want to see Roy shaft his old team one more time.

Bollocks.

Can't say I blame him. And speaking of Roy...

Cracks me up every time.

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sempaispellcheck wrote:Can't say I blame him. And speaking of Roy...

Cracks me up every time.

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Cracks me up every time too. Although I still don't understand why a goaltender isn't allowed to play the puck on the far side of centre.

I know I'm a day late, but that's because we had our playoff pool kickoff party last night. I don't call the number of games because it doesn't matter.

Avalanche over Wild
Blues over Blackhawks
Stars over Ducks
Kings over Sharks
Bruins over Red Wings
Canadiens over Lightning
Blue Jackets over Penguins
Flyers over Rangers

Avalanche over Blues
Stars over Kings
Bruins over Canadiens
Flyers over Blue Jackets

Avalanche over Stars
Flyers over Bruins

Avalanche over Flyers

The Roman Catholics have picked the Habs to win it all. Canadian constitutional law forbids me from respecting anything other than Anglicanism though, so I have to say the Habs are going to lose now.

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

Anaheim has the worst blue-light sound. I hate when they score.

Serbia wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

If Zetterberg comes back in time the Wings will probably win the series.

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

If Zetterberg comes back in time the Wings will probably win the series.

And all other playoff teams will rejoice.

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sempaispellcheck wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

If Zetterberg comes back in time the Wings will probably win the series.

And all other playoff teams will rejoice.

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Exactly. The only reason EhOhGee wants Detroit to win is because he thinks that gives Pittsburgh an easier path.

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:

sempaispellcheck wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

If Zetterberg comes back in time the Wings will probably win the series.

And all other playoff teams will rejoice.

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Exactly. The only reason EhOhGee wants Detroit to win is because he thinks that gives Pittsburgh an easier path.

Bollocks.

I don't disagree with him.

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sempaispellcheck wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Serbia wrote:Bruins over Wings in 5

Good pick you god damned moron.


Ugh that Datsyuk goal was so sexy. I don't think anyone else in the NHL can make that particular move.

The way he reached back and picked up that pass, the way he used Abdelkader and the defense as a screen... just so sick. And the game Jimmy Howard had cannot be understated. Had it not been for him standing on his head, Pavel doesn't have a chance at being the goal scoring hero.

Nice start to the series for Detroit. They hung in there with Boston all game long, and got the win. Here's hoping they can keep that up!

Bollocks.

If Zetterberg comes back in time the Wings will probably win the series.

And all other playoff teams will rejoice.

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And some non-playoff teams too!

Fuck the Bruins!

Timminz wrote:
f*ck the Bruins!

Traitor!!!

Milan Lucic was fined $5,000 by the NHL for whacking Danny DeKeyser in the balls. Chicago coach Joel Quennville gestured at the refs on Friday by grabbing his balls, and was fined $25,000. The NHL obviously thinks it's better to whack someone else in the balls than it is to grab your own.

Bollocks.

So how long do you think Brent Seabrook's suspension will be?
My bet is 5 games.

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