Conquer Club

First blood drawn by ACE!

must be some other tiebreaker; tofu is made of soy, so no blood here.

angola wrote:First blood drawn by ACE!

angola wrote:First blood drawn by ACE!

We expected this game would be yours Angola so things are going exactly as we have foreseen.

here is a a look into our clan forum when discussing the progress of this game a while back.

L M S wrote:Conquer 500
Well we have the advantage in terits, troops, position, and penis size- b

ChrisPond wrote:The first 3 sound like a good thing. But I assume on this map it is best to have a nice fast car....so therefore since the TOFU manhood is more impressive, I would guess they have the nicer, faster car since they would be compensating. So based on your analysis, I put this game as advantage ACE.

It's ok though ACE...I read somewhere that some women like small penises....

ChrisPond wrote:

angola wrote:First blood drawn by ACE!

We expected this game would be yours Angola so things are going exactly as we have foreseen.

here is a a look into our clan forum when discussing the progress of this game a while back.

L M S wrote:Conquer 500
Well we have the advantage in terits, troops, position, and penis size- b

ChrisPond wrote:The first 3 sound like a good thing. But I assume on this map it is best to have a nice fast car....so therefore since the TOFU manhood is more impressive, I would guess they have the nicer, faster car since they would be compensating. So based on your analysis, I put this game as advantage ACE.

It's ok though ACE...I read somewhere that some women like small penises....

Reading is the best you can do, but I know women like mine!

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."

ChrisPond wrote:

angola wrote:First blood drawn by ACE!

We expected this game would be yours Angola so things are going exactly as we have foreseen.

here is a a look into our clan forum when discussing the progress of this game a while back.

L M S wrote:Conquer 500
Well we have the advantage in terits, troops, position, and penis size- b

ChrisPond wrote:The first 3 sound like a good thing. But I assume on this map it is best to have a nice fast car....so therefore since the TOFU manhood is more impressive, I would guess they have the nicer, faster car since they would be compensating. So based on your analysis, I put this game as advantage ACE.

It's ok though ACE...I read somewhere that some women like small penises....

This is utterly hilarious, I'm glad you shared it!

hyposquasher wrote:

ChrisPond wrote:

angola wrote:First blood drawn by ACE!

We expected this game would be yours Angola so things are going exactly as we have foreseen.

here is a a look into our clan forum when discussing the progress of this game a while back.

L M S wrote:Conquer 500
Well we have the advantage in terits, troops, position, and penis size- b

ChrisPond wrote:The first 3 sound like a good thing. But I assume on this map it is best to have a nice fast car....so therefore since the TOFU manhood is more impressive, I would guess they have the nicer, faster car since they would be compensating. So based on your analysis, I put this game as advantage ACE.

It's ok though ACE...I read somewhere that some women like small penises....

This is utterly hilarious, I'm glad you shared it!

thanks hyposquasher. there is the possibility that i was a couple of beers into a 6 pack when i wrote that in my clan forum (i have been highly medicated for the past week and a half as i had my knee scoped to fix some damage in it so my memory is not what it used to be)...shame that I was correct.

as for the motion of the ocean comment...well, if that makes you feel better....

Can anyone spot the Pond?

ChrisPond wrote:Nice you can leave anonymous chat in games you are not in. Don't have a game number handy but I did it in The ACE-TOFU playoff game and others had done the same thing.

Leehar wrote:Can anyone spot the Pond?

ChrisPond wrote:Nice you can leave anonymous chat in games you are not in. Don't have a game number handy but I did it in The ACE-TOFU playoff game and others had done the same thing.

The Middle Ages game. I posted again on the next line that it was me.

I considered posting something scandalous but my maturity got the best of me in that moment...what the hell happened to me?

can this become the longest war ever?
how are those tie breakers doing guys?

betiko wrote:can this become the longest war ever?
how are those tie breakers doing guys?

What's the record? I'm sure Bruce will know!

Tie breaker, 2 to us 1 adv us, 1 adv Tofu, 3 wide open.

Whoever moves on here goes onto take the Cup

jetsetwilly wrote:

betiko wrote:can this become the longest war ever?
how are those tie breakers doing guys?

What's the record? I'm sure Bruce will know!

Tie breaker, 2 to us 1 adv us, 1 adv Tofu, 3 wide open.

There was a war that had 401 games and took nearly a year if I am not mistaken. As far as 60 game wars this is likely one of if not the longest wars ever.

TOFU has to win out with the remaining games wide open to win this war... starting to look a bit bleak for TOFU..

IcePack wrote:Whoever moves on here goes on to fight valiantly, but alas, lose in the finals

I fixed that for ya.

Foxglove wrote:

IcePack wrote:Whoever moves on here goes on to fight valiantly, but alas, lose in the finals

I fixed that for ya.

I now see why you are called the Head Thinker Foxglove, that was clever

I think there will be some real fear for whoever wins this match having a bit of a letdown vs. KORT. Not that KORT is easier or anything, just that this has been such a long, intense war, that having to gear up and fight another top flight opponent right away is going to be very difficult.

That said, I'd prefer to take that risk, so lets win fellow ACEs.

angola wrote:I think there will be some real fear for whoever wins this match having a bit of a letdown vs. KORT. Not that KORT is easier or anything, just that this has been such a long, intense war, that having to gear up and fight another top flight opponent right away is going to be very difficult.

That said, I'd prefer to take that risk, so lets win fellow ACEs.

I agree, i think both clans here will end up somehow burned out after this long war. Kort is all fresh waiting for you.
This will be about who has the best bench, some players will need a little rest!

2-0 ACE

Game 14494266

it will be 2-1 soon.

2014-06-26 23:13:43 - hopalong: hey T2 - would you be interested in waving a white flag for us to go for objective?
2014-06-27 04:05:18 - PaRKoN: 2014-06-27 03:37:50 - Jippd [team]: no point in prolonging this 2014-06-27 03:37:54 - Jippd [team]: i think we should concede
2014-06-27 04:05:39 - PaRKoN: go ahead

still not over yet. i expect it will end 4-3, everyone can decide for themselves who will have the 4 wins. We can call it ACE advantage right now if you like.

ACE home
- Conquer 500 Game 14498018 ACE win
- FNA Game 14495612 ACE advantage
- Hive Game 14495611 I would say TOFU advantage, but pretty even

TOFU home
- Middle Ages Game 14494273 ACE win
- Conquer Rome Game 14494266 TOFU win
- WW2 Gazzala Game 14494269 Action should begin soon.

Tiebreak
- World 2.1 Game 14494275 ACE advantage (we could call it a win already)

So, ACE needs to pull off either FNA, Hive or Gazzala to get the ticket to the finals. Go ACE!

ChrisPond wrote: i expect it will end 4-3, everyone can decide for themselves who will have the 4 wins. We can call it ACE advantage right now if you like.

I think it will end 3.5-3.5

ChrisPond wrote:Game 14494266

it will be 2-1 soon.

2014-06-26 23:13:43 - hopalong: hey T2 - would you be interested in waving a white flag for us to go for objective?
2014-06-27 04:05:18 - PaRKoN: 2014-06-27 03:37:50 - Jippd [team]: no point in prolonging this 2014-06-27 03:37:54 - Jippd [team]: i think we should concede
2014-06-27 04:05:39 - PaRKoN: go ahead

still not over yet. i expect it will end 4-3, everyone can decide for themselves who will have the 4 wins. We can call it ACE advantage right now if you like.

This one is official. TOFU has win number 1.

Well played by ACE, we just got some good dice in the beginning and an advantage we rode to victory.

fishydance wrote:

ChrisPond wrote: i expect it will end 4-3, everyone can decide for themselves who will have the 4 wins. We can call it ACE advantage right now if you like.

I think it will end 3.5-3.5

Not another tiebreaker

Pretty soon ACE is going to deplete their bench and maybe even ask ME to play a game.
I doubt they'll get that desperate though.

nicestash wrote:

fishydance wrote:

ChrisPond wrote: i expect it will end 4-3, everyone can decide for themselves who will have the 4 wins. We can call it ACE advantage right now if you like.

I think it will end 3.5-3.5

Not another tiebreaker

Pretty soon ACE is going to deplete their bench and maybe even ask ME to play a game.
I doubt they'll get that desperate though.

*Arama86n hands nicestash a cookie.

Surprised to see a couple big misses from both clans in these tie-breaker games.

Still avidly watching Gazala and Hive, hoping ACE wins one or both of those so we can crack open a six pack in FNA.

Seems to me ACE can't lose, their win spree is amazing, taking all the titles and stuff...