[spoiler=All Roles]You Are
Scumbag Steve, Mafia Framer
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-stevePost Restriction: When addressing or referring to another player, you must use the word “bro”.
Fake Claim: Good Guy Greg (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-guy-greg)
Character Description: You are the biggest douche to ever douche on Memebase. You’re worse than unfunny memes. You’re worse than Forever Alone Guy’s romantic life. You’re even worse than the people who always write “FIRST!” in the comments. You always choose the worst option (for anyone other than you) and you shift the blame where you can. It’s only naturally that a douche like you would join up with the mafia.
Role Powers: Each night, you may choose a player. Any investigation on that person will yield a mafia result, regardless of their alignment. You may also communicate with the other members of the mafia.
Fellow Mafia Members:
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Scene Wolf, Mafia Actor
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scene-wolfFake Claim: Poker Face (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/poker-face)
Character Description: Everyone calls you fake. No one understands you and they all call you a poser. How can they not see that you’re unique? OK, there are those five other girls in your class with the same hair, but they TOTALLY copied you, and you had it first and no one else. Not never. Your parents are the worst of the all. Do they not realize that fisting is normal? Whatever. Now it’s time to prove to all of them that you’re your own girl by joining up with the generically evil group.
Role Powers: You may only cast a vote if that vote would cause a lynch. At any other time your vote will not be counted. You may also communicate with the other members of the mafia.
Fellow Mafia Members:
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Lenin Cat, Mafia Busdriver for the Masses
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lenin-catFake Claim: Art Student Owl (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/art-student-owl)
Post Restriction: In all of your posts, you must demand freedom and equality for the masses.
Character Description: All of your nine lives, you have desired freedom and equality for the masses. Many a time have you called for freedom and equality for the masses, and many a time has that call gone unanswered. Scant are the times when you have the power to impose your freedom and equality for the masses, but now with this group, you have found your best chance to bring freedom and equality to the masses: by making them all dead. Your first order of business, however, is redistribution of night targets. For equality purposes, of course.
Role Powers: During the night you may target two players. Any actions that would target the first player will target the second player instead, and vice versa. You may also communicate with the members of the mafia.
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Me Gusta, Mafia Godfather
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/me-gustaFake Claim: Socially Awkward Penguin (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/socially-awkward-penguin)
Post Restriction: You must add “me gusta” after a sentence to indicate that you like something in all of your posts.
Character Description: For as long as you can remember, all of the other memes have mocked your many… interests. It’s not that no one else likes these things,. It’s just that you’re the only one willing to admit to liking them. I bet you they’d think it was weird if you started a group to kill all of them too. I bet they would. Actually… ooooh…
Role Powers: You are responsible for sending in the nightkill each night. If you are investigated, the investigation will yield a town result. You may also communicate with the other members of the mafia.
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Challenge Accepted, Mafia Suicide Bomber
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/challenge-acceptedFake Claim: Okay Guy (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/okay-guy--2)
Post Restriction: You must include the phrase “Challenge Accepted” in all of your posts.
Character Description: You’ve never been one to turn down a challenge. Ever. Not once. You’re not about to start either. You’d do anything, no matter how crazy it is. So when you were challenged to join this anti-meme group, you jumped at the first opportunity.
Role Powers: You may perform one sacrificial daykill. You may also communicate with the other members of the mafia.
Fellow Mafia Members:
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Emo Dad, Mafia Roleblocker
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/emo-dadFake Claim: Stare Dad (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/staredad)
Post Restriction: You must complain about your life and how being alive is pain in all of your posts.
Character Description: A confused and distraught middle-aged man, you dyed your hair black and began dressing in dark clothes when your life became too painful to bear. Across the Internet your pain is mocked, and only compounds your grief. You have now emerged from the deepest regions of MySpace to share your pain with anyone who will listen- even if that means by force.
Role Powers: Each night, you may select one player. If that player would perform a night action, it will fail. You may also communicate with the other mafia members.
Fellow Mafia Members:
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
Skillfusniper33 (Insanity Wolf, Mafia)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Insanity Wolf, Mafia Member
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolfFake Claim: Reaction Guys (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/reaction-guys-gaijin-4koma)
Character Description: You’re not evil. You’re just insane. Like, batshit crazy. It’s not even funny. Actually it is. This group gave you a chance to kill whomever you want. That’s exactly what you’re going to do.
You may communicate at night with the other members of the mafia.
Fellow Mafia Members:
T4ILGUNN3R (Lenin Cat, Busdriver for the Masses)
Mr. Squirrel (Scumbag Steve, Framer)
Strike Wolf (Scene Wolf, Actor)
/ (Me Gusta, Godfather)
chapcrap (Challenge Accepted, Suicide Bomber)
BGtheBrain (Emo Dad, Roleblocker)
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
(Mod's Notes: Actually a random killer)
You are the
Dating Site Murderer, Serial Killer
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dating-si ... e-murdererFake Claim: Technologically Impaired Duck (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/technologically-impaired-duck)
Character Description: All your life you have searched for true love, but anyone you’ve ever loved rejected you. Distraught by this rejection, you joined a dating site to increase your chances of finding someone special. You’ve had moderate success thus far, but it may just be that you methods of love are a bit… rough…
Role Powers: You may send in one kill each night.
You win when you are the last player remaining
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Pedobear, 3rd Party Rapist
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobearPost Restriction: You must express you affinity for small children in each of your posts.
Character Description: You like little kids. I mean, you REALLY like little kids. Like, in ways that aren’t healthy. However, you aren’t one to limit yourself either.
Role Powers: This role can rape any players. Through the process of raping, you can get the identity of the victim and decide to share it with townies or not. The raped victim is unable to use their voting rights or their special due to their emotional ouchies.
You win if you are alive when a faction has achieved its win condition.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Bear Grylls, 3rd Party Survivor
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bear-gryl ... y-own-pissPost Restriction: You must mention in all of your posts that it is necessary to drink your own piss (pee, urine, and other euphemisms are acceptable).
Character Description: You’re a survivalist. You thrive on living on the edge in untamed lands. Not only that, you love telling others how they can survive if they were ever in a situation so dire as the ones you love putting yourself into. You always tell the number one rule of survival: “Drinking piss is key in a survival situation.” Even if there’s a freshwater stream. Could be, uh… bacteria… or something…
Role Powers: You have no night actions or abilities.
You win if you are alive when a faction has achieved its win condition.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Hipster Kitty, Cult Leader
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hipster-kittyFake Claim: Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/musically-oblivious-8th-grader)
Post Restrictions: You must decry popular culture and praise obscure cultural references.
Character Description: You’ve been into the underground scene for some time. You never listen to anything that makes it to the charts. You haven’t listened to Lady Gaga since she was Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, and you don’t know why anyone would want to listen to her now. Your objective – no, duty – is to turn others on to the underground culture you love so much. But wait, then it wouldn’t be underground…
Role Powers: You may recruit one player into your faction each night. However, if one of your faction members is revealed, you will break off as it will then be too mainstream.
You win when your faction forms the majority of players and there are no significant threats to you.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Mark Zuckerberg, 3rd Party Reporter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/zuckerberg-note-passCharacter Description: Before you invented the social network phenomenon Facebook, before you took the world by storm with the ease of use and clarity of your site, before you were disowned by your closest friend, you were just a college kid passing notes during the lecture.
Role Powers: Each night you may check someone’s house to see if they are home. If they are not home, they are performing a night action.
You win if you are alive when a faction has achieved its win condition.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Trollface, Jester
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface ... ce-problemPost Restriction: You must act like a troll (uses of “Problem?” and “U Mad?” are recommended)
Character Description: You’re a troll, through and through. And not just any troll; you’re the king of trolls. And the king has arrived to do what he does best: troll. Since this is a mafia game, we’re going to troll in the best way possible: waste everyone’s time.
Role Powers: You have no night actions or abilities.
You win if and only if you are lynched. You lose if you die in any other way.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Success Kid, Jack-of-All-Trades/Mason
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-hate-sa ... uccess-kidCharacter Description: Everything always goes your way. Always. You get 7 chicken nuggets in your 6-nugget meal. You find hundred dollar bills on the sidewalk. It was you who initially discovered the conspiracy to take down Memebase, and you’ve teamed up with Success Nun (Talapus) to try and take it down.
Role Powers: During the night, you have one opportunity to use either a kill, a roleblock, an investigation, and a protection. You may also communicate you’re your mason partner, Success Nun (Talapus).
You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Success Nun, Doctor/Mason
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-hate-sa ... uccess-kid(Mod’s Note: Yes, I am aware that the link above leads to another character’s page. There is no Know Your Meme page for Success Nun, but Success Kid is similar so it’ll have to do. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Character Description: Your life as a nun has always been successful. You’re damned good at prayer, and someday soon you hope to be the mother of your own nunnery of the Order of Awesome. Success Kid (safariguy5) warned you about the incoming conspiracy, and now you and he have teamed up to take it down.
Role Powers: Each night, you may protect one player from any incoming nightkills. You may also communicate with your mason partner, Success Kid (safariguy5).
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Bill O’Reilly, Reporter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bill-orei ... plain-thatPost Restriction: You must incorporate the phrase “You can’t explain that.” into your posts.
Character Description: As a noted journalist, both lauded and mocked, you have sought to present the truth fair and balanced the way you see it, and the way you see it a lot of things can’t be explained. A LOT of things…
Role Powers: Each night you may check someone’s house to see if they are home. If they are not home, they are performing a night action.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Struttin’ Leo, Town Tracker
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/strutting-leo-leo-strutCharacter Description: You always seem to be just about everywhere at once, always strutting your happy strut. During your strut sessions you see lots of things, sometimes things people don’t want you to see. Not that you care; you just keep on struttin’…
Role Powers: Each night you may choose one player to follow at night. If they go somewhere, you will know who they visited.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Paranoid Parrot, Town Paranoid Gun Owner
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/paranoid-parrotPR: You must act paranoid.
Character Description: They’re all out to get you. All of them. Always. You’re never safe, and that’s why you keep a .45 under your pillow; it’s a suitable substitute. Still, you can’t shake the feeling that everyone wants you gone, or that this conspiracy was started to be your undoing.
Role Powers: If you are targeted at night, the person who targeted you will die.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Joseph Ducruex, Town Priest
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-du ... rchaic-rapPost Restrictions: All of your posts must use archaic words and be as verbose as possible.
Character Description: Your personage is wont to speak verbosely at any and all times. This tendency to proliferate the words one uses is unfortunate, however it is altogether quite amusing (for the watchers not afflicted). You firmly believe that this conspiracy to humorous heroes of the World Wide Web is dastardly and must be brought to a halt, however your holy doctrines give you cause for hesitation.
Role Powers: You may not cast the lynching vote. You may vote at any other time, but if it would cause a lynch, it will not count.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Y U NO Guy, Bulletproof Townie
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-guyPost Restrictions: You must always ask someone why they aren’t doing something..
Character Description: Whenever something doesn’t go the way you want, you, like most others, are inclined to ask “Why?” Unlike others, you make a point to ask every time something goes wrong. Out loud. So when you discovered that gunshots had no effect on you, you shouted “Bullets, Y U no kill me?!”
Role Powers: You cannot be killed by nightkills
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You Are
High Expectations Asian Dad, Town Jailkeeper
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/high-expe ... ian-fatherPost Restriction: You must demand a better performance from other players, even if they are doing a good job.
Character Description: You will only accept top-notch performances, no less. A B+ isn’t good enough, nor is an A-; only an A+ will do. Some may call this controlling and a hindrance to your progeny., but you know you’re doing what’s best, which is why you firmly believe that something should be done right or not done at all.
Role Powers: Each night you may target one player. That player will be protected from night kills, but they will also be roleblocked.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Philosoraptor, Town Voteless Flavor Cop
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/philosoraptorPost Restriction: You must make philosophical statements.
Character Descriptions: The greatest questions in life have always inspired you to think. You still haven’t determined whether or not a falling tree will make a sound if no one is there, but that’s only because there are better questions to think about. As far as this conspiracy goes, there’s a lot of thinking to be done as to whether it’s actually a bad thing, and it’s better to not get you started on public execution. However, being insightful as you are, you can determine the character of an individual.
Role Powers: Any votes you cast during the day will not be counted, but during the night you may investigate one player and receive flavor information about them.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Xzibit, Town Double Voter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawgPost Restriction: You must refer to other players as “dawg”
Character Description: You are a world famous rapper and you love the music you make, but your true love is putting something inside another of itself. That’s why you put a vote in your vote so that you can vote while you vote.
Role Powers: You may cast two votes at once, one through normal means and another via PM to a mod.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Forever Alone, Town Tree Stump
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forever-aloneCharacter Description: You are a sad, unfortunate individual who will never know true happiness or the love of another. Ever. The end.
Role Powers: At any time, you may declare that you are Forever Alone. If you do, you will become unlynchable and bulletproof, but you will lose your ability to vote.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Most Interesting Man in the world ,Unlynchable governor
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-most- ... -the-worldPost Restriction: "I don't do [something] often, but when I do" must be found in all of your posts.
Character Description: You don't do anything often... But when you do, it's something special and everyone always notice that. You are no average Joe, no successful black man, no dating site murderer - you are the most interesting man in the world.
Role Powers: You cannot be lynched. Furthermore, you can also one prevent a lynch of another player.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Went better than expected, vigilante.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everythin ... n-expectedPost Restriction: You have to consistently say "It (everything) went better than expected."
Character Description: You have always been very pessimistic - just couldn't get a break: bad things would happen to you one after the other... You consistently get into very bad situations... Just as you feel you are about to explode into rage, things turn out for the better.
Role Powers: You may choose one player to kill each night.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Rebecca Black, Townie
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rebecca-black-fridayPost restriction: You have to incorporate "Fun" into all of your posts.
Character Description: You are just a regular kid who has been having a lot of fun... When you suddenly realized you could share your FUN with the WORLD AND also teach them. So you did! You told them about your today and taught the world of the days... And you are now a superstar.
Role Powers: None.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
(Mod's Notes: Actually a hated townie)
You are
Rasta Prof, Theoretical Physicist
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rasta-science-teacherCharacter Description: You are a very successful professor in a university even though you often have some time for a joint... meeting with the dean and the faculty. However, you also like to smoke pot and you sometimes come up with the craziest ideas...
Role Powers: Over the first three days, you can construct a time machine. After this three day period, you can reverse time ONE FULL 24 HOUR PERIOD (1 day, 1 night). All murders, hits, special role effects, etc are reversed (with the exception of the time machine itself). This ability may be used only once in the game.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
You are
Cereal Guy, Cop
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cereal-guy--2Post Restriction: You consistently doubt everything and say that things will never happen.
Character Description: All you want to do is eat your cereal... Yet always there are some assholes who just can't but interrupt your wonderful meal with all kinds of idiotic stuff that they do. And when your cereal meal is interrupted, you are not happy... And you let them know that.
Role Powers: You can investigate one player per night.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
Mod's Notes: Naive.
You are
Over 9000!!!, Role amplifier
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-over-9000Post Restriction: You have to consistently say "OVER 9000!!!"
Character Description: It's kind of hard to believe, but there may be lots of drama when big numbers get involved. It's a big deal if a million of people watch your youtube video... Yet, nothing is more dramatic than NNNNIIIIINNNNEEEE TTTHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSAAAANNNNDDD!!
Role Powers: Each night, you may choose one player and amplify his role (You may increase the power of that role for one night).
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
You are
Close enough, Influential Voter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/close-enough--2Post Restriction: You have to consistently accept lower performance and say "Close Enough"
Character Description: You really aren't expecting from life all that much... As long as it's something. You always wanted to graduate with the highest honors... But you've graduated with a B- and you thought it was close enough. That was a life changing point - you realized that there's no need to overstretch yourself as you'll get what you'll get.
Role Powers: If you vote for someone, that person takes one less to lynch.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.
ou are
Business Cat, Commuter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/business-catPost Restriction: You must call everyone "Sir".
Character Description: Even thought your life still goes just like a normal cats' life, working in a corporation has somewhat changed it and added new flavours to life. Life goes on, but you are now a very serious cat who is catching the flies in a world of corporations... Quite literally.
Role Powers: You can choose one player per night and redirect him to another one.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Feel free to PM either mod if you have any questions. Please confirm that you understand your role in the thread.[/spoiler]
Comments to follow at some point. Commander, feel free to throw some in as well.