Conquer Club

201. Grow a heavy beard, wear a life jacket, and stand by the door. Every time someone enters alone, walk up to them, give them a firm handshake, and with a dark look, say "Welcome aboard! You can call me Captain."

202.

203. Dress up as Borat and run around pantsing people, all the while taking the merchandise off the shelves and throwing it at people.

well it took a while for someone to post again but....

204. dress in dirty rags and climb up over the shelf next to the janitors closet, when an unsuspecting shopper comes by, jump down from your perch, arms outstretched and screeching like the people in King Kong, you then put a hand over their mouth and drag them backwards into the janitors, and repeat

205. pants the clerk

206. break the signs that show how much the items cost

207. ask for a cup in McDonalds, but not pay for the drink (If you Wal-Mart has McDonalds)

208. Try to buy beer with your girlfriend's id. When asked, tell them that was before your operation, and you really are over 21, even though you've got a tenor's voice and no facial hair.

209. Take all the shopping carts out to the parking lot.

210. Grow a heavy beard, wear a life jacket, and stand by the door. Every time someone enters alone, walk up to them, give them a firm handshake, and with a dark look, say "Welcome aboard! You can call me Captain."

211: Hijack a shopping trolly and crash it into the manager's car.

212. Run around with all your best friends, all with your pants down, and scream "I wanna play to!" (If it works at school, it works at wal-Mart)

213. Take other people's shopping carts and put them in another aisle on the other side of the store.

214. Bump into all the people with the nice blue vests on and say "I was here first!"

215. Go to lawn and garden dept. Get chainsaw. Chop off head of guy standing next to you. Go climb "the Hill".

216: Stand awkwardly close to random people and whisper, "It's my first time"

217. get some marshmallows, set up a tent, build a campfire, and start roasting marshmallows.

218. Make a fortress in the chocolate isle out of baked bean cans then use a toothpaste shooting garden hose as defense agains't the wal-mart staff.

219. Put on a hockey mask, but some halloween fake blood on it, and then run around holding a toy chainsaw

220. ditto, real blood, real chainsaw

221. Eat all the food in McDonalds, and the food isles.

222. Beat up bryguy in WalMart

223. Rape the greeters.

224. Buy everything in the store.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:224. Buy everything in the store.

225. Buy one of every item in the store, and sell it outside in the parking lot for a penny less.

226.Shout "FIRE!" in a convenient location, where, strangely enough, the lighter fluid and gasoline tanks have been placed close to each other....

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227:go around shouting,"welcome to Wal-mart! wer only wallys go shopping!"

228: Rip up every thing in the store, while saying,"That's wat i call Grabbing a deal "!

Thorum wrote:177. Enter the door

Unless u got kicked out before, that is by far the lamest thing i herad