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Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:36 pm
by natty dread
jonesthecurl wrote:We could get along infinitely well...
If your puny minds could comprehend infinity.
In Soviet Russia, infinity comprehends you!!
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:01 pm
by skeletonboy
jonesthecurl wrote:We could get along infinitely well...
If your puny minds could comprehend infinity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:04 pm
by jonesthecurl
Pūrṇam adaḥ pūrṇam idam
Pūrṇāt pūrṇam udacyate
Pūrṇasya pūrṇam ādāya
Pūrṇam evāvasiṣyate.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:13 pm
by hecter
jonesthecurl wrote:Pūrṇam adaḥ pūrṇam idam
Pūrṇāt pūrṇam udacyate
Pūrṇasya pūrṇam ādāya
Pūrṇam evāvasiṣyate.
I'd pūrṇam your udacyate all evāvasiṣyate long, baby!
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:08 pm
by Woodruff
Army of GOD wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I just reconfigured the array to detect water particles, and I'm getting a reading of 0.499999...
.49999999...=1 you artard.
Uh...
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:55 am
by vodean
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I just reconfigured the array to detect water particles, and I'm getting a reading of 0.499999...
your not a mando. you dont get a HUD...
not one that would tell you that, anyway.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:53 pm
by jonesthecurl
Your reply is illogical - I used my tricorder. I know not this "mando" of which you speak.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:03 pm
by snufkin
these numerical problems you have come from an Indian invention imported by the muslims to confuse western society..
You must immediately stop counting and measuring things or they have won the war!
The glass is 52% water and the rest is filled to the brim with evil djinns and hindu demons.
They want our brains to rot.. the hindu/muslim conspiracy will succeed if we don´t stop now!
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:25 pm
by jonesthecurl
You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:06 pm
by daddy1gringo
Woodruff wrote:Unless it has been specifically measured, it is unlikely to be at precisely 50% capacity.
Good catch, but an easy fix. He just has to add "approximately" to choice 3.
Supposedly the pessimist says "half empty." Hah! They know nothing. I know a guy who answers "probably poisoned."
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:12 pm
by hecter
Satisfied? Sheesh...
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:49 pm
by Woodruff
daddy1gringo wrote:Woodruff wrote:Unless it has been specifically measured, it is unlikely to be at precisely 50% capacity.
Good catch, but an easy fix. He just has to add "approximately" to choice 3.
Supposedly the pessimist says "half empty." Hah! They know nothing. I know a guy who answers "probably poisoned."
Ha...that answer rocks.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:59 pm
by snufkin
jonesthecurl wrote:You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.
I know they are different but they have both been using evil sorcery like al jabr and the concept of zero against us westerners. They have been planting this virus into our society since the first millenium anno domino.
..adding and substracting back and forth for eternity, values cancelling each other out and making us think about things that do not exist.. soon when our glorious western civilisation has reached total confusion they will take over.
We must start using letters for counting again before it´s too late!
Fill the glass quickly so that the shrewd mathematical genies have no room and must leave.
No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.
You may have seen that nowadays they even use these asian symbols of satan in the Good book!
The end is near in this year of MMX
nothing less than the full glass will do
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:37 pm
by neanderpaul14
Some people will look at half a can of beer and see it as half empty while others will look at it and see it as half full, I on the other hand will look at it and see it as halfway towards my next beer.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:50 pm
by jonesthecurl
snufkin wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:You seem a little confused between muslims and hindu. I don't know whether to invole the wrath of Allah or call for Kali.
I know they are different but they have both been using evil sorcery like al jabr and the concept of zero against us westerners. They have been planting this virus into our society since the first millenium anno domino.
..adding and substracting back and forth for eternity, values cancelling each other out and making us think about things that do not exist.. soon when our glorious western civilisation has reached total confusion they will take over.
We must start using letters for counting again before it´s too late!
Fill the glass quickly so that the shrewd mathematical genies have no room and must leave.
No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.
You may have seen that nowadays they even use these asian symbols of satan in the Good book!
The end is near in this year of MMX
nothing less than the full glass will do
Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:19 pm
by Woodruff
snufkin wrote:No more movies like 2001 - even the names contain evil indian magic.. more XXX and good wholesome non-asian thinking.
Well...I'm certainly in favor of more XXX movies.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:33 pm
by mpjh
It is empty. The liquid was photo-shopped in.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:23 am
by snufkin
jonesthecurl wrote:
Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.
my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:33 pm
by Titanic
snufkin wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:
Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.
my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.
Didn't we end up building armies and conquering them?
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:55 pm
by vodean
jonesthecurl wrote:Your reply is illogical - I used my tricorder. I know not this "mando" of which you speak.
i know not of this tricorder of which you speak.
Mando-mandalorian
Boba Fett is a famous example of a mando.
Re: This Glass [POLL]
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:34 pm
by Woodruff
Titanic wrote:snufkin wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:
Don't be silly. What does the concept of zero count for?
Absolutely nothing.
my point exactly.. they introduced it to the western world so we would waste our time with nothing while they build armies to come and conquer us.
Didn't we end up building armies and conquering them?
But we counted them first, thus slowing our progression immensely.