Dinner Party at Saxi's House

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:09 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:So, what is the theme for the meal? You guys are talking about the Greeks... How about Giros? And Spanikopita for the appetizers?

+1 for spelling spanikopita correctly
-3 for spelling gyros incorrectly

be nice. my Spanikopita is bomb. +3

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:12 pm

What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:15 pm

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

Those are the women you pick?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:17 pm

Adams wrote:So, what is the theme for the meal? You guys are talking about the Greeks... How about Giros? And Spanikopita for the appetizers?

Don't ask questions that have already been answered. As I noted, we're serving Pancakes and Grizzly Bear Burgers in honour of Canada Day. Baron is going to bring the bear. I was going to ask Skittles! to bring the bear but I was afraid he might bring the wrong kind.*

(* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGwludVZ4jo&t=0m35s)

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:21 pm

No poutine

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

Obviously, he would otherwise, but your feet wouldn't reach the ground in the main table. Ol' Saxi is obviously just looking after your comfort and well-being!

PS. Saxi, if I'm not getting paid in pesos, I'm going in strike.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Rebbeca Romijn, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

You're right, sorry for trying to include outsiders.

thegreekdog wrote:Those are the women you pick?

I'm interested in hearing your suggestions for upgrades. Until then I'll settle for those icky ones.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

You're right, sorry for trying to include outsiders.

Well Rebecca obviously does as anyone knows who has lost to her on Map: Greenland. But I wasn't aware of the other two.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:29 pm

You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803 She claims it was date rape.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:51 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Well Rebecca obviously does as anyone knows who has lost to her on Map: Greenland. But I wasn't aware of the other two.

Wait are you still talking about Rebecca Stamos? Yeah keep him out of the coat check area please.

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:01 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I am a strict vegetarian. No meat or dairy for me please.

vegan.

Incorrect. I do consume dairy products, but only if I have vetted them to ensure that they do not contain enzymes obtained from practices I object to. There is no way for me to know ahead of time what brands of dairy products Uncle Saxi will be serving, so I must abstain entirely.

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:09 pm

Will the staff be provided with a meal, or are we supposed to brown-bag it? And by brown bagging it I mean, are the dancing girls supposed to take laxatives to squeeze into the sinfully small outfit you mailed me?

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:15 pm

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

On the Internet, you're 11 and I'm 30.

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Thu May 26, 2011 8:31 pm

What's the dress code for this event? should I where my best tux?

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Thu May 26, 2011 10:54 pm

The Bison King wrote:What's the dress code for this event? should I where my best tux?

yeah? and what about transportation? Am I allowed to show up on my bike or do I need to drive my limo?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri May 27, 2011 1:46 am

saxi, f*ck you. I'm going to plant a bomb in the taco bar. Sorrz.

FoxMists · Post by **FoxMists** » Fri May 27, 2011 2:14 am

I didn't see Lesbian Row. Is that still to come or not in the plans at all? :?:

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Fri May 27, 2011 2:22 am

NS and VOL can't mince like me.

-TG

radiojake · Post by **radiojake** » Fri May 27, 2011 2:47 am

Will there be cake?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri May 27, 2011 9:47 am

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, f*ck you. I'm going to plant a bomb in the taco bar. Sorrz.

Isn't the little terrorist all cute and everything. threatening to blow up the taco bar!!!! but if you keep throwing this tantrum i am going to have to leave you in this store!!!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Fri May 27, 2011 10:21 am

Will there be cake?

Yes. Dessert will be your choice of (1) Devil's Food cake with caramel topping served off Serbia's glistening, muscular thighs, or, (2) Ice Cream Sandwich.

Am I allowed to show up on my bike?

Apparently that's the only type of vehicle the valet is legally permitted to park so it would be advisable.

You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803

Inviting girls to play Conquer Club is not what they're referring to when people say things like "that guy's a player!"

Am I the youngest person at the main table?

Physically. Emotionally I'm an 18 year old hip-hop activist living in a phat loft in San Diego's Gas Lamp district (but trapped in the body of a 74 year-old German emigre living in a gated community in Santa Barbara).

Can I get a Papa John's large Pineapple Pizza too?

Sure! Maybe you'd also like a foot massage?

NO! This is a dinner party at Saxi's house, not the Residence Inn by Marriott. WTF.

saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

Grown-ups food upsets your tummy-tum. You know that.

What's the dress code for this event?

dress code is "white tie"*

* except for Serbia, which is "Clothing Optional" ... and AOG which is "Osh-Kosh Overalls and Buster Brown Sneakers", see:

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri May 27, 2011 10:33 am

i have been to Oshkosh :lol:

How long does the event go for? also if we have a few too many will there be rooms to sleep it off?? or do we need to pre-arange a ride???

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Fri May 27, 2011 10:41 am

saxitoxin wrote:
You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803

Inviting girls to play Conquer Club is not what they're referring to when people say things like "that guy's a player!"

Darn, thought I had it right...

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Fri May 27, 2011 10:44 am

targetman377 wrote:
How long does the event go for?

3 days, give or take a year

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Fri May 27, 2011 11:11 am

saxitoxin wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
How long does the event go for?

3 days, give or take a year

So showing up a week late would be "fashionably late"

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