Conquer Club

thegreekdog wrote:

Mr_Adams wrote:So, what is the theme for the meal? You guys are talking about the Greeks... How about Giros? And Spanikopita for the appetizers?

+1 for spelling spanikopita correctly
-3 for spelling gyros incorrectly

be nice. my Spanikopita is bomb. +3

What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

Those are the women you pick?

Adams wrote:So, what is the theme for the meal? You guys are talking about the Greeks... How about Giros? And Spanikopita for the appetizers?

Don't ask questions that have already been answered. As I noted, we're serving Pancakes and Grizzly Bear Burgers in honour of Canada Day. Baron is going to bring the bear. I was going to ask Skittles! to bring the bear but I was afraid he might bring the wrong kind.*

(* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGwludVZ4jo&t=0m35s)

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

No poutine

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

Obviously, he would otherwise, but your feet wouldn't reach the ground in the main table. Ol' Saxi is obviously just looking after your comfort and well-being!

PS. Saxi, if I'm not getting paid in pesos, I'm going in strike.

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Rebbeca Romijn, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

You're right, sorry for trying to include outsiders.

thegreekdog wrote:Those are the women you pick?

I'm interested in hearing your suggestions for upgrades. Until then I'll settle for those icky ones.

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:What about Rebecca Romijn? You should probably assign her, Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl to the coat room. You know I'll need some assistants with my bad back.

I don't believe Tiffani Thiessen and Katherine Heigl have Conquer Club accounts, or did I miss something?!

You're right, sorry for trying to include outsiders.

Well Rebecca obviously does as anyone knows who has lost to her on Map: Greenland. But I wasn't aware of the other two.

You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803 She claims it was date rape.

saxitoxin wrote:Well Rebecca obviously does as anyone knows who has lost to her on Map: Greenland. But I wasn't aware of the other two.

Wait are you still talking about Rebecca Stamos? Yeah keep him out of the coat check area please.

Mr_Adams wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I am a strict vegetarian. No meat or dairy for me please.

vegan.

Incorrect. I do consume dairy products, but only if I have vetted them to ensure that they do not contain enzymes obtained from practices I object to. There is no way for me to know ahead of time what brands of dairy products Uncle Saxi will be serving, so I must abstain entirely.

Will the staff be provided with a meal, or are we supposed to brown-bag it? And by brown bagging it I mean, are the dancing girls supposed to take laxatives to squeeze into the sinfully small outfit you mailed me?

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

On the Internet, you're 11 and I'm 30.

What's the dress code for this event? should I where my best tux?

The Bison King wrote:What's the dress code for this event? should I where my best tux?

yeah? and what about transportation? Am I allowed to show up on my bike or do I need to drive my limo?

saxi, f*ck you. I'm going to plant a bomb in the taco bar. Sorrz.

I didn't see Lesbian Row. Is that still to come or not in the plans at all?

NS and VOL can't mince like me.

-TG

Will there be cake?

Army of GOD wrote:saxi, f*ck you. I'm going to plant a bomb in the taco bar. Sorrz.

Isn't the little terrorist all cute and everything. threatening to blow up the taco bar!!!! but if you keep throwing this tantrum i am going to have to leave you in this store!!!

Will there be cake?

Yes. Dessert will be your choice of (1) Devil's Food cake with caramel topping served off Serbia's glistening, muscular thighs, or, (2) Ice Cream Sandwich.

Am I allowed to show up on my bike?

Apparently that's the only type of vehicle the valet is legally permitted to park so it would be advisable.

You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803

Inviting girls to play Conquer Club is not what they're referring to when people say things like "that guy's a player!"

Am I the youngest person at the main table?

Physically. Emotionally I'm an 18 year old hip-hop activist living in a phat loft in San Diego's Gas Lamp district (but trapped in the body of a 74 year-old German emigre living in a gated community in Santa Barbara).

Can I get a Papa John's large Pineapple Pizza too?

Sure! Maybe you'd also like a foot massage?

NO! This is a dinner party at Saxi's house, not the Residence Inn by Marriott. WTF.

saxi, I'm going to be very disappoint in you if you don't move me from the kids' table.

Grown-ups food upsets your tummy-tum. You know that.

What's the dress code for this event?

dress code is "white tie"*

* except for Serbia, which is "Clothing Optional" ... and AOG which is "Osh-Kosh Overalls and Buster Brown Sneakers", see:

i have been to Oshkosh


How long does the event go for? also if we have a few too many will there be rooms to sleep it off?? or do we need to pre-arange a ride???

saxitoxin wrote:

You still haven't said yes or no to my bringing a date. She has a CC account that she used... once. Game 5310803

Inviting girls to play Conquer Club is not what they're referring to when people say things like "that guy's a player!"

Darn, thought I had it right...

targetman377 wrote:
How long does the event go for?

3 days, give or take a year

saxitoxin wrote:

targetman377 wrote:
How long does the event go for?

3 days, give or take a year

So showing up a week late would be "fashionably late"