Conquer Club

a giant space alien comes by with a big needle and pops the balloon we call earth

or we could be eaten as part of some giants cereal, along with all the other planets

Aegnor wrote:Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.

ya then we would live in a world of darkness inside the vacuum cleaner bag

Douglas Adams had the best one. An alien species of beaureaucrats send a ship to blow the Earth, which is actually a giant computer, apart five minutes before it expalins Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was ostensibly destroyed to make room for an interstellar bypass.

If you haven't read it in a while The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is still a classic.

no, no, no. your all wrong. we will die because of me. dont ask me t explain how, you dont want to know.

Jurassic Park. Only on a world-wide scale, with no weapons to kill them.

clearly the earth will die like this . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtOdh7dEbM

Anarkistsdream wrote:Let things keep going the way they are... Do nothing, quit recycling, and quit worrying about the environment...

OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA

Wait.....

That's what's happening.

lol

everyone knows that it will be a zombie apocalypse

Guys, guys... you are obviously misreading the intention of the OP here. He wants funny ways to destroy the Earth, not simply render it sterile or make life unpleasant for Homo Sapiens.

Take for instance grey goo. Sure, you've converted all available mass into copies of the goo, but the planet is still physically there. And, heck, depending on how resistant the goo is to temperature and pressure, the goo layer probably only extends down a few miles, below which the fundamental structure of the planet is unaltered.

Now, if you were to engineer your goo with tiny rockets and enough reaction mass to reach escape velocity, then you could do something like destroy the Earth.

Or, there's always my personal favorite method - crash a gas giant into it.

strike wolf wrote:Jurassic Park. Only on a world-wide scale, with no weapons to kill them.

wasn't the novel already like that? well, the weapons got lost and were never used.

AAFitz wrote:a giant space alien comes by with a big needle and pops the balloon we call earth

earth is rather salty, aint it?

Make George Bush the president of the world strongest ever superpower........wait a minute, you idiots already did that! Twice!

A funny way.....drink loads of water so you piss for days and infect all the clean water supplies in the world?

Drill a hole so deep it reaches china! Yeah!

Titanic wrote:Make George Bush the president of the world strongest ever superpower........wait a minute, you idiots already did that! Twice!

A funny way.....drink loads of water so you piss for days and infect all the clean water supplies in the world?

i doubt it'll work. to my understanding, a bladder can only hold 1-2 liters.

Bush enitiates presidential override (gen op 14) by pressing the obligatory, inordinately large DO NOT PUSH button and unleashes thermonuclear war.

I go around the world, bringing together all of the gangs and totally insane, crack pots. I will do this to all parts of the world. Then I will use my propaganda techniques to make them think that they can't think on thier own, and build a massive Empire. And then...I will simply disappear. Nowhere to be found. Massive Panic around the world and the crazy gang members who are sadistic, sociopathic, Nut cases will take over. What do you think will happen then? Nuclear bombing all over the world. The planet is inhabitable, and can no longer sustain life. And then the world will crumble and will never exist again.

The water turns into yoghurt and people die.

OR>

Pokemons become real and they use their bondage ways to all animals until all animals die.

Then they'll bondage the earth.

Have a huge global nuclear war because some an old man with a beard who lives on a cloud told you to kill the followers of another more arabic-looking old man on a cloud, and both old men are telling you the other doesn't exist but to kill all the other guys just in case... On one side there are virgins up there with the old guy so I guess we all know jealousy is a factor...

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dang how many times do i have to do this ahh well




end of the world

nuff said

niagra falls stops and scientists figure out that niagra falls was powering the earth's core, so we die as a result of the global imbalance