Conquer Club

VicFontaine wrote:I will happily throw a few of my games in exchange for your credit card and social security card numbers.

You will need some good social security after this war Vic.

Glad to have you among our opponents, hope i get a chance to kich you butt in a poison rome game.
Still cant forget this first game i lost against you when i started playing CC.

What the hell happend to your Star Trek map idea???

Bruceswar wrote:Here is a prediction ...

ALT 23 RA 18 in a very close war.. If ATL dozes off at all RA wins 22-19

Thank you for your vote of confidence! Hope is not based on my recent form in quad games against you(Yes my bottom is still rather sore)

Roussallier wrote:All fish that I play have to bring their own chilli sauce, mayonnaise, and side-dish with them.

Be careful what you fish for!

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

Roussallier wrote:All fish that I play have to bring their own chilli sauce, mayonnaise, and side-dish with them.

Be careful what you fish for!

lol

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

Rou could take him!

RA 24-17..

VioIet wrote:I suppose I always had a little bossiness in me Remember, you indeed helped to plant those early seeds.

That's what she said!

Oh, wait. "She" did say that. Never mind.

VioIet wrote:

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

Rou could take him!

Not a chance, that's an ancient fighting stance from Atlantean martial arts, fish fighting. Much like the Crane in Karate Kid, there is no defense against that stance. Unless you are bigger and fatter.

NoSurvivors wrote:RA 24-17..

Please sir, may I have some of that potent medicinal herb your smoking.

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

VioIet wrote:I suppose I always had a little bossiness in me Remember, you indeed helped to plant those early seeds.

That's what she said!

Oh, wait. "She" did say that. Never mind.

VioIet wrote:

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

Rou could take him!

Not a chance, that's an ancient fighting stance from Atlantean martial arts, fish fighting. Much like the Crane in Karate Kid, there is no defense against that stance. Unless you are bigger and fatter.

I could defeat it with my dick in that case, but that's a legendary weapon. It's only used in ceremonies and rituals nowadays.

I'll just throw bacon I have left over from the [PIG] war at them and they'll die of heart seizures/diabetes.

Roussallier wrote:

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

VioIet wrote:I suppose I always had a little bossiness in me Remember, you indeed helped to plant those early seeds.

That's what she said!

Oh, wait. "She" did say that. Never mind.

VioIet wrote:

Gustaf Wasa wrote:

Rou could take him!

Not a chance, that's an ancient fighting stance from Atlantean martial arts, fish fighting. Much like the Crane in Karate Kid, there is no defense against that stance. Unless you are bigger and fatter.

I could defeat it with my dick in that case, but that's a legendary weapon. It's only used in ceremonies and rituals nowadays.

I'll just throw bacon I have left over from the [PIG] war at them and they'll die of heart seizures/diabetes.

I've heard that Roussallier is the man to go to if you require a ceremonial toothpick for ritual purposes. Sorry have gotten side tracked. Came to this thread to ask a serious question. Is it true that RA have all agreed to a week long sig or avatar pic change when they lose this clan war?

I can see a suitably impressed RA maiden kissing Poseidon's trident in adoration with the caption "Fork me Atlantis is Great"

Bogan all the seaweed you smoked lately is not doing you any good im afraid

Janomike wrote:Bogan all the seaweed you smoked lately is not doing you any good im afraid

So that is a big "I'm to scared to back my clan, from [player]Janomike[/player]"

1. Seaweed is best taken as a suppository, ever tried smoking something wet? Water + fire = frustrated recreational stoner
2. Dried puffer fish, powdered then suspended in rubbing alcohol and injected is the best aquatic "fix"


So Risk Attackers, are you so used to risk avoidance that you won't have a friendly little avatar wager?

I will back my clan and myself, ask yourselves RA. WILL YOU?

<picture if you will a sexy mullet tressed god, dancing around in circles making clucking noises. Doing the chicken dance, and heaping scorn in the general direction of his passionless opponents>

Sorry arama, anon, freakns, and Draq. There is no leather, ball gag, or mesh thongs in the picture

Behold (SCR)ATLANTIS!!



Behold BOGANGOD!!



Our fair maiden (VioIet, you can see her in the upper picture on the left side), will turn your big nut out of your well!!
Uaaah, if she reads this, I will lose my head

stotzi wrote:Behold (SCR)ATLANTIS!!



Behold BOGANGOD!!



Our fair maiden (VioIet, you can see her in the upper picture on the left side), will turn your big nut out of your well!!
Uaaah, if she reads this, I will lose my head

So stotzi do you back your clan? Risk the wrath of a god?

BoganGod wrote:

Roussallier wrote:I could defeat it with my dick in that case, but that's a legendary weapon. It's only used in ceremonies and rituals nowadays.

I'll just throw bacon I have left over from the [PIG] war at them and they'll die of heart seizures/diabetes.

I've heard that Roussallier is the man to go to if you require a ceremonial toothpick for ritual purposes."

I don't care what's stuck in your teeth; That's your problem - you're not allowed to blow me.

Roussallier wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Roussallier wrote:I could defeat it with my dick in that case, but that's a legendary weapon. It's only used in ceremonies and rituals nowadays.

I'll just throw bacon I have left over from the [PIG] war at them and they'll die of heart seizures/diabetes.

I've heard that Roussallier is the man to go to if you require a ceremonial toothpick for ritual purposes."

I don't care what's stuck in your teeth; That's your problem - you're not allowed to blow me.

An oldie but a goodie. "If I was into small goods, I would be a butcher not a chef"

So Roussallier, ole buddy, ole pal, are you game? Do you have self belief? Would you back yourself and your clan mates? Do you think you have what it takes? Are you prepared to be the first member of RA to put a sig or avatar on the line for their honour. If not, why not?

I so confused, I think I'm going back to sleep.

Because you definitely get diabetes from bacon..

iAmCaffeine wrote:Because you definitely get diabetes from bacon..

You get fat from bacon.... Take that how ever you will.

BoganGod wrote:So Roussallier, ole buddy, ole pal, are you game? Do you have self belief? Would you back yourself and your clan mates? Do you think you have what it takes? Are you prepared to be the first member of RA to put a sig or avatar on the line for their honour. If not, why not?

Only outcome of NCC war decides it
Wear opponent's designated avatar for 1 week
Just you and me (so far) not clan wide

Roussallier wrote:

BoganGod wrote:So Roussallier, ole buddy, ole pal, are you game? Do you have self belief? Would you back yourself and your clan mates? Do you think you have what it takes? Are you prepared to be the first member of RA to put a sig or avatar on the line for their honour. If not, why not?

Only outcome of NCC war decides it - This war we are in atm
Wear opponent's designated avatar for 1 week - Would prefer 2weeks, but 1 will do
Just you and me (so far) not clan wide

Agreed I don't care what they say about you and developmentally delayed donkeys. Roussallier you are ok in my book. In fact in time I think I could come to love you almost as much as I love Bruceswar(the home coming queen of my heart, and this site for all time)

i support this bet.
if RA wins, pls make Bogan wear sig that says "im heterosexual and i dont like dwarfs"

freakns wrote:i support this bet.
if RA wins, pls make Bogan wear sig that says "im heterosexual and i dont like dwarfs"

here I was hoping for I HEART Ponies with a picture of a short man, a pony, and a tastefully painted reinforced step ladder. So your bang on the money with the dwarf thing. Heterosexuality is so passe, just ask Bruceswar. If someone looks good in a dress, it should not matter about their age, gender, race, or taste in velour restraints.

Rofl...had a nice time reading this forum...

maybe i can help a bit in both ways...
Let's see...what did they talked about?

Could this be a first picture of Roussallier? the bigger the guy the better his dick looks like a toothpick?

And this could show the bisexual trend of BoganGod?

Genoke, very nice picture of roussallier's better looking and slimmer twin. Your second photo/pic??? Is HOTLINKING some french or belgium bi-trendy act that I haven't heard of as yet? Please explain.

STILL AWAITING MORE PROUD MEMBERS OF RA, come on if I can get two members of TNC to wager with me in a 1vs1 comp I thought RA would show more pride.