Who should have kids?

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:28 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm not sure the parent is necessarily a guarantee of good or poor quality offspring.

Look at all the famous(non actors) people who had really shitty parents, then look at all the no name kids from famous people. Maybe fame is a bad indicator, but someone who is successful or intelligent ect, doesn't necessarily pass those qualities on. With the same reasoning, someone who's kind of crappy at things doesn't necesseraly make a kid that will be crappy at things.

Studies confirm that 1/3 of the influence comes from parents. The other third is from peer groups (friends; people you come into contact with), and the other is genes. [source: Malcolm Gladwell - some book on some chapter that I don't feel like finding ATM]

Rest assured, I have good genes too, so I'll be doing the heavy-lifting in guaranteeing good quality offspring. I'm thinking of starting a child-farm in Colorado. I'll homeschool my 10+ kids by having them bust up rocks and grow marijuana while I lounge on the porch, drinking my lemonade.

A vote for me is a vote for civilization!

Sorry, sexiness beats civilization.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:34 am

A vote for me is a vote for sexy civilization!

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:13 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:A vote for me is a vote for sexy civilization!

hmm, pretty tempting.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:19 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:A vote for me is a vote for sexy civilization!

hmm, pretty tempting.

What about sexy and civilized justice?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:49 pm

saxitoxin wrote:fill out the following form to make a case for yourself; the first person to get all the correct answers receives 2 bonus votes

VACCINATE - YES OR NO?

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE?

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING?

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND?

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL?

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL?

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY?

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA?

WILD CARD

Damn your forms! The people have been constrained enough by bureaucracy!

Vote for me if you support sexy and civilized justice!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:50 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:A vote for me is a vote for sexy civilization!

--Andy

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:53 pm

Baron Von PWN would probably have won this vote if he weren't in Russia and, therefore, ineligible.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:57 pm

How could anybody refuse Hope For Mankind?!?!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:57 pm

nietzsche wrote:Someone change his vote!!!!

I had 4 earlier.

Anyway... I'm mexican so I'm to have 8 loud misbehaving kids right?? Racists.

Juan #1, Juan #2, Li'l JoJo, Jesus, Juan #3, Franklin*, Ángel, Juan #4

* kidnapped from tourists

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:49 am

thegreekdog wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:A vote for me is a vote for sexy civilization!

hmm, pretty tempting.

What about sexy and civilized justice?

Wouldn't that be hand in hand with civilization?

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:49 am

saxitoxin wrote:Baron Von PWN would probably have won this vote if he weren't in Russia and, therefore, ineligible.

Why does that make me ineligible?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:05 am

Being there makes you hyper fertile and defeats the voting altogether. How far from Sochi are you? Still waiting for a trip report. Even a brief one.

fadedpsychosis · Post by **fadedpsychosis** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:59 pm

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who DIDN'T vote for me... because between me and my wife, we've got way too much crazy going on, and that would likely NOT help society (nor my ability to get a good night's sleep)

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:46 pm

2dimes wrote:Being there makes you hyper fertile and defeats the voting altogether. How far from Sochi are you? Still waiting for a trip report. Even a brief one.

I'm actually kindof close. Close being a relative term in Russia. Only 500 km away, or a 9 hour drive. In a city called Stavropol.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:13 pm

Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:51 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:56 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Though not winter countryside, some dude pulls out a pistol to make sure he can get into the appropriate lane for merging, around the 23 second mark.

--Andy

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:31 pm

fill out the following form to make a case for yourself; the first person to get all the correct answers receives 2 bonus votes

VACCINATE - YES

LITTLE LEAGUE

SKATING

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? The hell kinda question is this? SAY NO TO ALCOHOL UNTIL YOU'RE OF AGE

PRESCHOOL STYLE: KINDERGARTEN No forests, thanks.

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: PUBLIC SCHOOL

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: HOCKEY Duh.

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: BAND

WILD CARD I'd prefer he got a first round bye, and skipped the Wild Card round altogether.

Bollocks.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:46 pm

Point of order herr Saxi.

Do aborted fetuses count as having had children?

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:00 am

thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Unfortunately I can't do any of it, as I lack a dash cam, mafia connections, or even a car.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:23 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Unfortunately I can't do any of it, as I lack a dash cam, mafia connections, or even a car.

American mail-order bride. For years unconnected car-less Americans have been stealing all Russia's beauties, now it's time for some payback!

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:30 am

VACCINATE - I'll have to research it one by one

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE? - Little League

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING? - Sailing

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? me no entiende

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL? Had no idea, but Waldford sounds better after 1 min of reading

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL? Private School

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY? Baseball

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA? None seems interesting, so Drama

WILD CARD No idea

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:31 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Unfortunately I can't do any of it, as I lack a dash cam, mafia connections, or even a car.

American mail-order bride. For years unconnected car-less Americans have been stealing all Russia's beauties, now it's time for some payback!

This cannot be coincidence anymore, you have a fatty fetiche.

/ · Post by / » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:40 am

I realize I'm not even a choice, so this test might be my only chance to really prove why.

VACCINATE - YES OR NO? No; not because of autism or anything, I'm just not going to raise anyone who can't evolve faster than the viruses.

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE? NO!

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING? Shooting, preferably while doing any of the other three, just in case there are some crazy futuristic emergencies.

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? Scouting. The girls get cookie connections.

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL? Home school; I'm not getting any special results if I can't train them while they're little.

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL? Home school.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY? Yes.

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA? Debate, and they can overthrow me if I lose since it's homeschooling.

WILD CARD: Crazy Eights

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:54 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.

--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Unfortunately I can't do any of it, as I lack a dash cam, mafia connections, or even a car.

Steal a car from the mafia?

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